*Disclaimer* Naruto is not mine!

"Okay, here your test!" Naruto said.

"What?" Takeshi asked.

"Your test is to get these two bells."

"Two? But there's three of us..." Konari points out.

"That means that two of you pass and the other one..." Naruto didn't finish the sentence, knowing they already know what going to happen.

"Hey, Konari, if I get a bell, you have to go out with me." said Honoo.

"Then..." Konari looked at Honoo, "I'll make sure you fail."

"Okay, you have until noon to get the bells." Naruto looks at them. "You may begin!" The kids run into the forest. There's no way I'll let that baka get a bell...Konari thought. Then she runs into something. It was Takeshi.

"Move! I'm trying to get a bell!" Konari hissed.

"Me too! But..."

"What?"

"Maybe we could work together?" Takeshi suggested.

"Nope! Every person for themselves. Shadow Clone Jutsu!" A clone appeared next to Konari. "Bye!" She ran off.

"Girls...I'll get it myself..."

...

How will get the bell? Honoo thought to himself. I will get a bell! So I can go out with Konari!

He looks out the forest to see Naruto reading a book. What? He leaving himself totally open! Which means...

Honoo runs out of the forest screaming "Bonsai!" only to find he's tied, upside-down, to a tree. "Oh, come on!"

Naruto up to Honoo. "Just because my guard looked down, doesn't mean it was." Naruto then felt a tug against his waist followed by a "Got it!" He looked to see Konari on the ground, waving a bell in air.

Impossible...I didn't sense her chakra at all...And I didn't let my guard down...Naruto looked at her again. Impossible...She can't be that fast, can she?

"So, what do I do now, sensei?" She had sugarcoated the last part, and Naruto winced at it.

"I guess you can eat lunch..."

"Humph..." Konari left to eat.

"Hey! What about me?" Naruto looked up at Honoo, struggling.

Naruto thought about it. "Get yourself out." Naruto turned around but looked back. "But I'd get down before Takeshi gets a bell."

"Huh?" Honoo tried his best to get down.

...

Honoo fell on the ground with a thud.

"Ow!"

"What kind of baka falls asleep upside-down?"

"Eh?" Honoo looked up and saw the tree he was tied to. "Oh..."

"It's over, Honoo..."

"Eh?" Konari hit Honoo in the head.

"Would you stop saying that, baka?"

Takeshi shooked his head. "I mean the test. Konari and I got the bells."

"Eh?" Konari hit him again.

"Baka! Listen!"

Naruto walked up to the children, with the look that kill. "You two are dismissed." Konari and Takeshi left. Naruto looked down at Honoo.

"Um...sensei? Do I fail?" Honoo asked, afraid.

"No, at least you tried, but you work on that. Go catch with the others."

Honoo was filled with enthusiasm. "Thank you! You won't regret it!"

I bet I will...

...

Honoo caught up to the others. "Hey guys!"

Konari looked back at him. "Shouldn't you be sulking, baka?"

"No, I'm celebrating. This begins the Chronicles of Take-Kona-Hon!" Honoo grinned.

"What the hell are you taking about, Baka?"

"I'm saying I'm now officially a ninja!"

"Eh?" The ass! How dare he made the baka a ninja? "G-good f-for you..." She forced out.

"Hey, now we can be together, Konari!" Konari was close to threw up hearing that. If you try ANYTHING, I WILL break you, baka.

"Will you go out with me?" At that, Konari punched him across the ground again.

"Ow!"

"Remember, Baka? You didn't get a bell, so I WON'T go out with you!" She hissed the last part.

"I think you broke my nose this time..."

Konari stepped over him. "Then take your ass to a hospital..." She continued to walk to the Hokage Mansion.

Baka...

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