I ONLY OWN NATTIE AND KENDRA

Tig let out a loud cackle as Nattie sat on his lap. Wrapping his arms around her, he leaned in and said " That was so hot. Will you do it again?" Nattie said " I don't think so. I think all the crow eaters are scared of me. At least the smart ones. " Nattie pulled her legs up and rested her head on Tig's shoulder. Tig looked disappointed but he let it go. After all, there were plenty of non smart crow eaters hanging around. It was only a matter of time.

(A/N YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHY I'M DOING THIS.)

2 YEARS LATER

It was Kendra's second birthday. All the adults were in the kitchen talking and smoking. All the kids were in the living room playing with the nanny keeping an eye on them. When the doorbell rang, Nattie went to answer it and let out an ear piercing scream.

Tig pulled his gun and ran to the door. Nattie had slid down the wall and was shaking. The doorbell rang again and Tig pulled it open and pointed his gun in the man's face. Seeing who it was Tig lowered his gun and raised an eyebrow as he looked at Nattie.

Letting the guy in Tig pointed to the direction of the living room. Kneeling down Tig helped Nattie up off the floor. "Sorry baby. I forgot that you like them as much as I like dolls. But can you at least try? Kendra really wanted one today" Nattie let out a shudder as Tig basically dragged her into the living room and forced her to sit down on his lap.

Nattie buried her face in Tig's neck and said " Just let me know when it's over." Tig smacked her on the ass. " Can you at least look at what he's doing?" Nattie shook her head furiously. " Kendra's gonna start to wonder about us. I'm scared of dolls and you're scared of those. She's gonna be so messed up when she gets older. " After about fifteen minutes Tig had finally had enough.

He forced Nattie to look at the clown. Nattie's whole face went pale and she looked like she wanted to run away but she was frozen in fear. After the clown had left and Nattie finally forced herself off of Tig she gave him a dark glare and said " You're going to pay for this." And walked away.

Tig felt all the blood rush out of his face. He knew what she was going to do and he was scared shitless. He didn't know when it was going to happen but he knew it was going to be bad. Tig shuddered and got up and ran after Nattie to try to convince her not to do what he knew she was going to. He knew it was pointless but he had to try. He still had nightmares about what she did last time.

BEDTIME

Tig walked into the bedroom and stripped down to his boxers as he walked into the bathroom. Opening the door, He let out a high pitched girly scream. Standing in the bathroom was Nattie, dressed up like a life sized doll. As Nattie reached out for him, He turned to run away. Too bad for him that his pants were around his ankles still. When he took his first step away he fell face first onto the floor.

As Nattie reached down to help him up, He let another high pitched girly scream. Nattie couldn't take it anymore. She was laughing so hard she had tears running down her face. Tig let out a loud growl. Nattie smirked. " I told you that you were going to pay for that. " Nattie crossed over to the camcorder and turned it off. " Don't bother trying to destroy the tape. I uploaded it to the net as it was recording. Nattie said taking off her doll dress. Tig laid on the floor in shock. Tig knew what she was going to do with it. He dreaded going to the garage tomorrow. He was sure she had emailed it to every club member.

THE NEXT DAY

Tig growled loudly as Juice made another doll joke. Fighting the urge to chuck the screw driver at him, Tig simply ignored him. It had been a long day and he was ready to go three hours after he got here. Luckily it was almost time to go and he hadn't killed anyone.

He knew he shouldn't have hired that clown the second he did it. But Kendra had looked him with the puppy dog eyes and he folded. But he had big plans for tonight. Tonight was the night. He had waited long enough. He fingered the box in his pocket, Making sure it was still there. As he pulled up to the house, He was suddenly nervous. What if she said no? or what if she took off again? Tig didn't think he would survive her taking Kendra and just disappearing again. Nattie's car was gone and Tig panicked as he ran in the house. As he opened the closet he let out a huge sigh of relief. Everything was still there. " Gives me time to get ready." He thought as he stripped off his clothes and got into the shower.

20 MINUTES LATER

Everything was ready. All that was needed was Nattie. Tig couldn't cook to save his life so he had ordered some of her favorite take out. He had considered lighting a few candles but he didn't want to risk burning the house down. As the minutes passed Tig grew more impatient. Finally after an hour the front door opened and Nattie walked in. It was just Nattie and Tig tonight. Tig had arranged for the nanny to take Kendra to her house for the night.

THE BIG MOMENT

Tig was a huge bundle of nerves as the sat on the couch watching TV after dinner. Nattie's head was resting on his shoulder and he figured he should do it now before she fell asleep on him. Reaching into his cut, He pulled out the small black velvet box. As he turned to Nattie, He lost all control of his mouth and blurted out " Marry me!" and shoved the ring box at her. Nattie looked at him stunned. " What?" She said. "Marry me?" Tig said but somehow it came out as a question. Nattie looked at him like he had grown three heads. Nattie looked at him for a few more seconds and said one word. " No."

A/N : YES, I AM AN EVIL BITCH. INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE