Yes I know it sucks now but you're going to have to deal with it.
"Godaime."
"Yes," looking at three scrolls, busily writing, "Who wants to see me?"
"Sambaso has Uchiha Sasuke."
She perked up, "Oh? Send them in."
The assistant opened the door wider. Tsunade set down her pen, crossed her fingers together and set her chin there. They entered and Sambaso tossed the boy on the couch. He was still unconscious.
"Why did you bring him here? Isn't he supposed to be in Team 7's watch?" she asked.
"Apparently they are not very good babysitters."
"And you want me to…?"
"Find him a better sitter."
"Of course," she nodded, "And your opinion, who could that be?"
Naruto and Sakura slammed into the room, "Hehe Obaa-san, how you doin'?"
"You guys are not taking this seriously. Sakura I should've seen better from you," Tsunade remarked.
"But this was Kakashi's day to watch him," he whined. "And then I saw him on the roofs and chased after him! This guy," he glared at the Anbu, "got to him first."
"Well, you guys are removed from this task then. Tell that to Kakashi as well, he'll be glad to know that Sambaso will be taking your place."
"WHAT!" they both screamed.
This fellow, who they didn't know, was going to watch Sasuke? They didn't even know what he looked like! He could be Kabuto for all they know.
"I decline the offer Godaime," bowing.
"For what reason?"
"I've better things to do."
"Well now this'll be one of those 'better things to do.' Your new task will be to not only watch Uchiha Sasuke but to train him."
"…For the whole week?"
"Until he has…" Tsunade glanced at him, "stopped eating his own vomit."
"Sasuke would never eat his own vomit, that's disgusting!" Sakura interrupted.
Sambaso caught on, "I've heard he is sweet to drink but bitter to pay for. I'd rather not pay."
"He is worth the bitterness though, ne?" tilting her head smiling.
"It's hard to put thrown out water back into the container."
"Well then make sure you get a sponge then."
"But Sensei, we have more time to watch Sasuke than an Anbu," Sakura sweated.
"No it seems that you don't. You will have no contact whatsoever with Sasuke until he is properly tamed. Sambaso I hope that you'll cooperate with this."
"…Fine. Uchiha get up, we're going on a long walk," leaving the room.
'Eh?' the two looked towards the couch. They hadn't even noticed.
"…" he sat up and rubbed his neck before following the anbu.
I used some proverbs, "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly." translating to Sasuke, he wants to go back to something disgusting like Orochimaru.
"It is sweet to drink but bitter to pay for": Having Sasuke around is great for Konoha as long as you can put up with his sorry ass attitude.
"Water thrown out is hard to put back into the container": it's going to be hard training a hard headed, independent, once gone to the dark side guy to not want to go back, put him back in Konoha as a container/cage.
hehe ja!
