Chapter 2
At Ayaka's mansion, the characters of "Ask Chachazero and Company II have gathered once again.
Naturally, Ayaka's still somewhat distraught that Negi chose Nodoka to have a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with but is trying to deal with it. As expected, Ideal Tsukuyomi and Ryoko Asakura are consoling her.
"Don't worry Ayaka, I'm sure that you'll find that special someone someday." says Ideal Tsukuyomi to Ayaka in an effort to console her.
"Tsukuyomi's right," says Ryoko "I imagine that there are plenty of potential suitors out there who'd like to be your boyfriend.".
"I know." says a saddened Ayaka "But the one I wanted as a boyfriend was Negi-sensei.....". A moment later, Ayaka gets herself together and says "Still, if Negi-sensei wants to Nodoka as a girlfriend, then I'll respect his decision and give them my full support.".
Upon hearing this, everyone in the room smiles (Even Andronicus for a moment).
A moment later, Ryoko ponders to Fuuka and Fumika "I'm wondering something. Why is it that you two aren't scared of Andronicus. I thought that you'd be scared of him given his size and appearance...".
"It's simple," says Fumika "During the whole feud between Negi and Eva while Fuuka and I were fighting, I was pretty upset and Andronicus actually comforted me! I knew then that despite whatever he did in own universe, he was actually all right."
"Yeah and shortly after Fumika and I made up with a hug, she told me what Andronicus did for her and I too decided that despite his menancing appearance, he's actually pretty cool.". adds an excited Fuuka.
"Is this true Andronicus?" says a surprised N.B.
Yes, it is." says a reluctant Andronicus "I didn't say anything about it to others openly except of course to Chachazero because I was worried it might make my Chaos comrades in my universe think that I was weak. I however view it as doing my part to help mend relations between a pair of tricksters whose pranks help to spread Chaos wherever they occur." Glaring at the camera, the Chaos Lord says menacing "So if anyone out there either in this universe OR my own (such as one of my Chaos brethren) has a problem with my comforting a crying child whose fighting with a sibling, they're welcome to take me on......".
Uneasy at Andronicus's burst of anger towards any would-be critics, N.B says "Ok then... Let's get started with this chapter of "Ask Chachazero and Co II." everyone!!".
"Yeah!!" shouts everyone.
From Lord Destroyer
Blonde-twit, 1) If Negi and Asuna were to become a couple, who is your second choice from amongst the other girls? 2) Have you ever actually mistaken Chisame-sama for Asuna-san?
"I'll ignore the fact that you called me a Blonde-twit." says Ayaka tensely "In any case, while I'm NOT a lesbian and I'm NOT interested in Asuna that way, my choice amongst the other girls IF i were a lesbian would likely be Chizuru since she's good looking, kind, thoughtful and is skilled in numerous things. About Chisame, no I haven't actually. She always has her hair done differently then Asuna and she doesn't have the eye condition that Asuna has.".
Kotaro-kun, 1) So you and the Stripper Girl don't see eye to eye much, any of the argument involve Mei? 2) Any of Negi's students asked you about your ears and tail? I ask this mainly because during the Kyoto arc, you quick to hide your non-human features, but now you don't.
"About my dispute with Takane, since we both care about Mei, we've agreed to leave Mei out of it. As for my ears and tail, most people assume that I like to engage in cosplay and keep asking me if I've attended any cosplay conventions." says Kotaro.
Evil Shrimp, 1) If you're a fire mage, how come you can be hurt by fire? I thought fire mages shouldn't be hurt by fire at all, I know I can't be. 2) Don't antagonize Evangeline-san, unless you want her to bleed you dr...ah, what heck! Go ahead and insult her to your heart's desire!
"Because," says Anya "Though I'm a fire mage, I can still be harmed by fire. I'm skilled at using fire magic but I don't have an immunity to it. As for Evangeline, it may not seem smart to pick a fight with her but given how she's harsh to Negi, my protective instincts towards Negi come into play which have led me into trouble before......". adds Anya.
Akira-sama, 1) Your thoughts on Yuna-sama's plot to take the badges from who she considered the weakest member of the new club that Asuna-san was the chairman of. 2) Did Ako-kun ever find out the truth about her 'Nagi' actually was Negi-san? If so, how did she take it?
"While I wasn't exactly pleased about Yuna's plot, I realize that it was to help Ako go to Wales and see 'Nagi' so she did it with noble intent which means that I'm not mad at Yuna." says Akira politely. As for Ako, she did indeed find out about Negi and 'Nagi' being the same person. While she was upset and I got mad at Negi for lying to her, we both realized that he was only trying to help Ako out and we quickly forgave him. That experience though helped Ako be more sure of herself involving guys so it was a good thing overall.".
Neo-byzantium, 1) Have you seen Chisame-sama anywhere lately? 2) I am starting to worry about her well being is all.
"Actually, she and I talked the other day as she's expressed interest in being a permanent guest on here." says N.B. "She also said not to worry about her as she's been computing a lot as of late." continues N.B.
From donkeykong75m "Ah crap whre are the breaks on this thing OH shi-"
"Ah!"
Guren Lagan Knightmare frame busts through the front doors trips and slides to a stop in front of the crew, Voices can be heard
"Lets just face it Regulus Donkey's right you suck at piloting a Knightmare not to mention this one was stolen."
"Hey whoa Chase the Guren wasn't stolen it was just...er borrowed with out asking."
Regulus and Chase step out. Regulus streched "Man it was cramped in there with you."
Chase noticed the crew and sweat dropped
"Uh high guys." He bowed apologeticaly "I'm sorry for the sudden entrance."
Regulus was dusting himself off "Well Donkey is busy so it's just us the OC's asking questions."
"Next time, find a different way to get here!" says Ayaka in an angry tone "Paying to fix my mansion for the damage your crashes causes isn't cheap you know!".
From Chase to Kotaro
1)Why were you such a jerk to Nodoka back in kyoto?
Sighing, Kotaro says to Chase "If this is about when I first met here, I was just kidding around. I wasn't trying to be intentionally rude to her or anything.".
From Regulus to Anya-chan
1)Why do ya have to resort to something like a breast enhancer anyway? I mean no offense to Ryotaro's OC's but shouldn't you be happy your you?
"I'll bet you it's because she jealous of some of the girls in our class..." Fuuka says slyly.
"Fuuka! Don't say stuff like that or Anya will get mad!" shouts a nervous Fumika.
Growling at Fuuka for her snippy comment, Anya then says "It's because I don't want to wait to have bigger breasts. ".
"Why? So Negi'll pay attention to you more often?" says Fuuka slyly once more.
"Be quiet Fuuka! Are you TRYING to get Anya mad?!". cries out Fukmika.
"Watch what you say to me Fuuka!" shouts Anya. Smirking, she then says "Besides, given how you're 14/15 and look like a 10 year old, you shouldn't be poking fun at me for my breast size...".
Blushing in embarassment, Fuuka then says miffed "Oh, you are SO going to get pranked later on!".
"Just try it..." says a smug Anya.
2)by the way you left these at Notorious's place (Hands her Flame magic infused Knuckles)
Bowing politely, Anya says "Thank you, I was wondering where I left those.".
3)Thats great you can improve your magic but I would still like to help you with your physical training after all I did teach you the Flame buster.
"Sounds good. Thank you for your offer which I accept." says Anya politely.
From Chase to Ku
1)Um uh if it's not to much to ask Ku-san would you be able to help me with my sword training?
"Sure I can!" says an excited Ku Fei. "I love to help with sword training, ne.
From Chase to Akira san
1)Sorry for hugging you i was just so happy that your finally in an ask fic
"It's alright." says Akira warmly "Ryoko Asakura and Ideal Tsukuyomi did the same thing when I first came on here.".
From Regulus to Andronicus
1)Do you find it hard to fit through doors with your immense size
"Sometimes...." says an annoyed Andronicus. "Still, I have a spell that allows me to shrink my size enough so I can fit through doors. It also allows me to better consolidate my relationship with Chachazero if you catch my drift...." smirks the Chaos Lord.
"My my, you're really naughty, aren't you?" says a smug Chachazero.
Natrually, Andronicus smriks at this comment.
From Chase to Ryoko
1)I'm confused how did you get back from being sent away by Nagato?
"It's simple." says Ryoko warmly. "My physical connection to the human world was restored after a series of complex events within the data entity's consciousness.".
2)So where are the rest of the SOS brigade?
"Right now, Miss Suzumiya and the others are engaging in a number of club activities. It currently involves playing in a music band and I'll be helping to promote it once this chapter's finished." says Ryoko.
From Regulus to Chachazero
1)Whay are you so sadistic sometimes I mean when Negi was sharing that heart felt story about his past I noticed you were more interested in Nagi kicking demon ** tho I personally enjoy a good knock down drag out fight.
"About that, I was merely excited at hearing about Nagi kicking demon butt that I lost focus as to what the story was actually about. I didn't mean to come across as being heartless or anything." says Chachazero.
from chase to Tsukiyomi
1)um I train with a sword do you think you could help me I'm not very good?
"Sure." says Ideal Tsukuyomi happily. "I'd love to help you out. You should also consider asking Setsuna-sempai and Motoko for aid in your training as well." continues the happy swordswoman.
From Regulus to Ayaka Aniki
1)To answer your question not really I'm just reminded of how boring it was living in this manor 4 years ago and if it weren't for mastering the Yukihiro akijujitsu and especially that book you had by Taizo Ayase I would have died of boredom here.
"I'm sorry to hear that you didn't find this mansion exciting." says Ayaka "I guess that fancy houses aren't for everyone and given how stuffy things can be here for certain people, I'm not surprised that you were bored." Pondering, Ayaka then says "Perhaps I should look into having a private Arcade or complex entertainment center installed in the mansion in order to better entertain guests....".
Regulus spoke up "Yo Chase lets go, Later Anya-chan"
Chase nodded "alright bye Akira san and Tsuki-san."
"Take care you guys." waves N.B.
From Tribladeofchaos
(Triblade walks in alone)
Triblade: Hello everyone. It's just me this time so...yeah.
"Hey there." says N.B
"Hiya!" waves Ideal Tsukuyomi
To Everyone:
1. The battle is coming soon. What are you all planning to do?
"Well," says N.B "I don't suppose that we could join you guys in the coming battle since we don't want to see Mahora Academy destroyed?".
To N.B.:
1. So...how are things between you and Tsukiyomi?
"Things are going quite well between us." says N.B happily. "In fact, we're going to engage in a pactio in the near future. I just hope that two melee fighters can engage in one...".
2. Ah well, least you got a girl man. Heh heh.
"Yep and I'm happier because of it." says N.B as he holds Ideal Tsukuyomi's hand.
To Andronicus:
1. Sup. This is kinda a dumb question but...don't you ever get tired of war?
"No, not really." says a determined Andronicus "I never tire of it. Fighting and killing's in my blood. Besides, it's required in order to appease the Chaos Gods AND to save humnaity in my universe.....".
To Akira:
1. Believe it or not I'm actually on the swim team at my school. However I'm not very good. Any tips you can give me?
"Yes." says Akira politely "Don't splash into the water hard and when you're doing a dog paddle, always take a breath before putting your face into the water. If you want though, I can help teach you how to swim." says Akira warmly.
To the Narutakis:
1. Well well. The little pranksters themselves! Anyone in particular you like to prank?
Smirking, Fuuka says "Let's see now. We wouldn't mind pranking Evangeline since she isn't nice to me and Fumika. We'd also like to prank Asuna for saying that she doesn't like us. Most of all though, we'd like to prank that mean high school girl Eiko for picking on us during the dodgeball battle shortly after Negi came here.....".
2. What is the greatest prank you two ever pulled?
"Fuuka and I have pulled off some great pranks." says Fumika.
Fuuka then says "The best one that we've pulled though would have to be when we put hair dye in Eiko's shampoo when right before she showered at the gym. It came out as white as Sayo's hair when she's a ghost and Eiko was livid!"
"Yeah! Serves that meanie right for hitting me in the back of the head with a dodgeball and picking on our classmates!" says Fumika.
Triblade: Anyway that's all. So...later all.
"See you later Triblade and good luck in the battle." says N.B.
From Xascul
(A sleek Britannian Airship touches down. Moments later, a ramp is lowered and several guards appear and line up in two files. After them, a young man walks down the ramp dressed in white and gold robes and a white crown.)
?: Hello, I am Xascul, Xascul di Britannia of the Holy Britannian Empire. (bows) I am pleased to see this place is up and running again.
"Same here." says N.B. "It's good to see you your majesty."
To Neo:
buddy! I am glad to see everything is running smoothly right now, I thank you.
"No problem Xascul." says N.B.
is your favorite weapon you like to fight with?
Pondering, N.B then says "My favorite weapon is a mace or warhammer. It's strong, solid and good for smashing enemies with.".
To Ku Fei:
are you doing today?
"I do well Xascul. I on here and get to spar with strong opponents like Ideal Tsukuyomi and Andronicus!" says Ku Fei happily.
you like it if Mana and Kaede were here as well?
"Yeah! I would like it if they come here, ne! says Ku Fei.
To Ayaka:
do like Negi so much? Is it because he's like your little brother?
"He's what I imagine what my little brother would've ideally been like." says Ayaka wistfully "Also, Negi Sensei's numerous good qualities are what I look for in choosing someone to spend the rest of my life with.".
is it like being on a Ask fic considering you are new here?
"I actually enjoy being on here." says Ayaka warmly "It allows me to show that I'm not a stereotypical rich snob who looks down on those less fortunate. Also, I get the chance to meet some interesting people on here.".
To Kotaro:
how are you enjoying it here with Neo? It must be different.
"Yeah it is actually." says Kotaro "N.B's a different sort of person from Notorious and seems to be deeply into anything Byzantine. Still, he's also open minded and cool so it isn't like I'm suffering or anything especially since I have strong sparing partners around me.".
've been getting any action with Chizuru lately? :)
Blushing, Kotaro says hastily "Wha, what do you mean action? It isn't like we've had sex or anything! She's 4 or 5 years older then me so she'd end up getting in trouble if we did anything like that!".
"But Kotaro, didn't you say how you get a warm feeling inside of you when you're around Chizuru and how she makes you feel enchanted when she talks to you? smirks Andronicus.
"Shut up Andronicus!" says an irritated Kotaro "It's not like that at all!".
"At least, not yet...." says Fuuka slyly.
"AUGH!!" says a deeply blushing Kotaro.
To Chachazero:
how it our little rag doll today?
"I'm doing pretty well right now since Andronicus and I are planning out our date. He's even been helping me train to become an even deadlier fighter then I am right now.". says Chachazero dreamily.
do you think of the Joker?
"While's he a cunning whacko which is something that I like, the Joker doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself which is a turnoff for me. He fails to realize that you can be a bloodlusted whacko AND care about certain people.". says Chachazero seriously.
To Anya:
1.I noticed Eva scared you again last round, you really gotta learn to stand up to her more.
"Actually, Evangeline didn't scare me at all." says Anya "I was more annoyed at her then anything else for her attempt to make me jealous of her breasts in her adult form.".
not feel at least a little sorry for her?
"Well, somewhat I am." says Anya "I've heard about all that she's been through but while I do recognize that she was turned into a vampire against her will AND that she's been betrayed and/or abandoned repeatedly by people that she's cared about, it doesn't excuse her killings of innocent people over the centuries." finishes Anya.
To Akira:
, I hope my presence here doesn't intimate you.
"Don't worry about it. I'm not intimidated by you at all." says Akira warmly.
is swimming going for you?
"It's going well." says Akira "My team's been ranked one of the top 10 junior high/high school swimming teams in Japan AND I've been ranked of the best swimmers at Mahora Academy.".
To Chaos Lord Andronicus:
at last we meet, I hear the Chaos Gods wish to establish diplomatic ties with the Britannain Empire?
"Yes they do." says Andronicus "The Chaos Gods and my Chaos brethren wish to form diplomatic relations with the Britannian Empire. It's part of our diplomatic efforts to show people that we're not as horrible as the followers of the False Emperor (people in the Imperium of Man) think we are in my universe. Keep in mind though that the other powers there such as the Imperium, Eldar, Tau, etc are planning the same thing so one of them may contact you in the near future.". finishes the Chaos Lord.
do you think of Eva?
"It should be obvious." says Andronicus "I respect and admire Lady Evangeline for her powers, iron will and resolve to survive in a world that curses her as a monster. That's why I sided with her during the whole Negi/Evangeline feud. Hell, my Chaos brethren and even the Chaos Gods themselves like her.".
To Everyone:
I want to inform you that after the next round of ATNC, the Battle for Mahora will take place. Please do not be alarmed by the news, the empire has already taken care of it. I would ask that you guys inform the others and evacuate Mahora. There is a flying fortress called Tarqaron that is making its way to Mahora and it can be potentially deadly. Anyways I must be going now.
"Don't worry." says N.B. "We'll spread the word and help with the evacuation but some may want to stay and help in the defense of Mahora Academy so you must convince anyone like that to evacuate Mahora lest they get injured or even killed.".
(Xascul departs on his ship with his guards)
"See you later Xascul and good luck." says N.B.
"Once again, we got 4 reviews, we're doing ok so far. Hopefully, we'll get more reviews in later chapters." says an N.B with mixed feelings.
"I hope so too." says Chachazero.
"By the way," says N.B "From now on, Ideal Tsukuyomi will be refered to here as simply "Tsukuyomi" while her manga counterpart from the Wales/Magical World arc onwards will be refered to as "Dark Tsukuyomi.
This is because I refuse to recognize the one who tried to rape Setsuna in the manga as the cute and cheerful girl that I like.". This of course makes Tsukuyomi smile warmly.
"How will we explain her origins then?" says Ryoko Asakura.
"I've got that covered Ryoko. In the near future, I'll be writing a story explaining how the version of Tsukuyomi in the Wales/Magical World arc of the manga arose and how she's a different being from the Tsukuyomi that's with us right now." explains N.B.
"That makes perfect sense." says Andronicus.
"I know." says N.B. "On one final note, Chizuru will be the special guest in the next chapter so feel free to send her questions. Keep in mind though that Fuuka and Fumika shall be leaving right after this chapter's over so please don't send them questions. You can send questions to me via private messaging on and they'll answer them.".
That's all for now, till next time.
