Foreword by the Author
Sorry this one took so long, but as you'll soon see, it's a doozy. So yeah. Merry Christmas motherfucker.
Chapter 3
Shrek yawned. The moon was not his swamp. It was a very different place. He looked down at the flat earth because the eaRTH IS FLAT DAMMIT and sighed. "When will I ever see Nic-san again?" He whispered softly to himself.
But something had changed. He heard a faint jingling noise.
"W-what's that?" He said, mushroom shaped ears perked.
He looked down and saw a magical sleigh propelled by reindeer! Who could it be? He shook with anticipation as the sleigh came in for a landing, and out popped none other than Santa Claus himself!
"Ho ho ho! This is what makes this a Christmas special!" And then he left.
Shrek let out a hearty ogre laugh. "What a guy!" He wandered the surface of the moon, and came across a large crater. In the center was a rocket! But what was a rocket doing on the moon of all places?
Shrek cautiously approached the rocket, wide grin plastered permanently across his face. His smile faded into a frown, as he saw small women surrounding the ship. "Hello, little friends!" He bellowed loudly.
The small women looked up suddenly. "Who are you?" They said in unison.
Shrek smirked, his face cast in shadow just for this line. "Don't you know? I'm Shrek."
They gasped, although in reality they had no clue who he was. "How could I get you fine ladies to grant me access to your ship.
They smirk simultaneously. "We have some ideas." In unison they strip down, revealing their 2 1/2 inch breasts, which was impressive considering they were about 3 inches tall.
With a whoosh, the blood drained from Shrek's head as his gargantuan ogre penis became rock hard almost instantly. They used the ladders on the rocket to climb into his various orifices. Suddenly, his throat, urethra, and anus were clogged with very sexy woman ladies having a good time.
Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as the ladies filled him with their bodies. Their laughter and moans echoed through Shrek's body, ricocheting off of his bones and right up to his skull. Shrek's entire being became filled with pleasure as the women tickled the inside of his massive cock and balls.
He could feel them scissoring each other inside of his balls and trachea. He breathed in and out heavily to pleasure the women inside of his lungs as much as possible.
With one final burst of pleasure, Shrek's onion flavored jizz began to shoot out from his cock, sucking all the women out with it. They lied in the puddle of his tasty spunk and licked themselves off. "So, how about now?" Shrek joked. They all laughed as they inserted the rocket into Shrek's anus, and shot off back to his swamp.
What could happen next? Will Nic find Shrek wandering the earth? Will Shrek survive the landing? Find out in the next thrilling chapter of Ultra Shrek X Nic Cage.
