(Author Note: If anyone is still reading this—which is doubtful after that beginning—then I'm sorry for the prologue. If you make it past here then it gets soooo much better, I promise. The actual plot stuff starts happening next chapter, there'll be a time skip. I just have to set up background information and establish the wings/god tier weirdness; otherwise it's confusing later on. This is the first fic I've written so it's probably crappy, forgive me. Also, I'm terrible at writing Gamzee. But oh well…)
God tier. Feferi had heard the term before, and she'd seen its effects on Aradia and Vriska, but that didn't explain anything really. Were they all god tiers now? It had to be some kind of reward for finally beating the game, but that didn't make sense. No one had died, and furthermore none of them were wearing silly outfits like Vriska and Aradia had gained.
"What the fuck, Serket!" Karkat yelled, demanding an answer. Gamzee shooshed him.
"Quiet, brother, a girl's gotta get her talk on if we're gonna drag the magic out of these miracles," said the Capricorn. He honked softly.
"Uh, what Gamzee said,,," Tavros added nervously. He did not appear to have any pants on, just a pair of bright blue underwear. This was certainly awkward.
"Tavros? Erm…where are your pants?" Feferi asked.
"I, uh, I don't know," he replied. Vriska cackled.
"Just go back to your lame old lives, losers. Oh, and you have maaaaaaaagic powers now," she stage-whispered.
Feferi shrugged. Well, that was certainly anticlimactic.
Wait—magic powers?
"Magic's not real, VVris," Eridan called out.
"Sure it is!" Feferi could practically see Vriska's characteristic eight-eyed emoticon on the spidertroll's face. "You just have to belieeeeeeeeve."
"That's glubbin' nonsense."
"Nope!" Again came the spider-grin.
"Okay," Karkat interceded, still yelling. "I hereby declare this conference over on account of I fucking can't stand you assholes any longer. Goodbye." He strode off, presumably back towards his hive.
"I guess…sea you all later?"
"Sounds fine to me, motherfucker. Honk." Everyone else replied shortly after Gamzee. They all still seemed confused to be back on Alternia, and they slowly dispersed away from Gamzee's hive.
"Bye, Gamzee!" Feferi called, grinning. The stoned-out Capricorn waved goodbye.
"Later, sis."
Slowly, the twelve friends went home, Gamzee's farewell honks fading away in the distance.
~Two Sweeps Pass~
(A/N, Again: Sorry this was such a short chapter, and sorry for being so late to update. My schedule's a little crazy right now and I don't have much inspiration. 38( Next update will be longer. This is where the action starts 38D hehehe….)
