Hello ita-sasu n yaoi fans comparison lovers I bring you chapter three sadly chest nut caught a cold n couldn't be here with us -slides chestnut sized body bag under couch'.
Chestnut-mumbles-help im in here!!!
Shut it chest nut your not in this intro not after what you did…
Chestnut- wtf! What I do?!
Never mind on with the yaoi and stay tuned for the smexxi hilarious scene but I cant tell you what it is your gonna half to read it … and btw this chapter is a little less random cause we half to have a sort of lovey dovey moment but it still has some humor XD. And pretty much its gonna have way more randomness in the continuing chapter so yea any way on with the story
The crowds of people screamed through the hotel rooms, music blasted loudly playing ADIDAS by korn and echoed through the halls onto the outdoors as itachi and the group entered the V.I.P parking space.
-in itachi's limbo-
Itachi and sasuke sat in the jet black limbo nervously exchanging and rearranging glances to and away from one another. Itachi decides to break the painstakingly uncomfortable silence.
"so… sasuke, how do you feel being with me…uh I mean the band"-sweat drop-
Sasuke smiles realizing itachi's grammar mistake "it's pretty cool. Not counting that crazy girl ."
Itachi laughs and tries to correct sasuke "oh the one from earlier …sadly that's my girlfriend her names…uh…um what's her face."
Sasuke looks at itachi for he could tell he didn't realize who the hell or what the hell her name was. "how is it itachi…that your dating some one and you can't even remember their name?"
Itachi stops his thoughts as he becomes embarrassed with sasuke's question "that's not true I forget everyone's name."
Sasuke smiles thinking of how cute itachi looked as he lied his heart out to straighten the curiosity of his question.
"well if that's true…then how come you remembered my name…I mean we've barely just met and all… but my name fails to be contained in your wondrous lips."
The silence returns as sasuke notices he just blurted out a flirt line with a teasing trivia which left traces a slight redness upon the pale fleshed cheeks of both passengers.
Then suddenly as itachi tries to make a move to add to the complicated game of love between their hearts the limbo comes to a halt and Kisame opens the door yanking sasuke and itachi out of the car. And towards daidara and sasori who finally stopped sucking face enough to catch some fresh air.
"thank goodness the rides over, I was getting and dai-sori sick."
Sasuke stares at Kisame for he was lost by the tumbling words along with his flirtatious words with itachi "what's dai-sori ."
And as Kisame began to explain a swift well nail polished hand comes from behind and stops him ."please Kisame…for the love of god don't explain." itachi begged as he slowly let go of Kisame's blue fleshed lips.
Kisame turns around in a trembling motion for he felt frightened at itachi's speed "o-okay but I want a fish treat…"
Daidara smiles and sasori straightens out his jacket "alright guys! Save it for the wild party every ones waiting for us to hall ass!"
Pain smiles and grabs Kisame by his black -I heart fish treats t-shirt -and drags him into the building. Itachi smiles at sasuke one last time before he looks ahead sasuke smiles back as well. Then a rude daidara interrupts the staring contest the duo were having
"alright yaoi birds time to head into the party and leave your flirting in the bed room."
Sasori laughs a little and scoops daidara away and whispers to itachi "he's right…ita-kun but remember don't let sumiche catch on to your little manager love parade or it will be the end of this poor kids career ."
Itachi nods and follows daidara and sasori into the giant hotel bash were they began to enter a place to remember .
-kanoha apartments -
Riiinnnggg…..riiinnnggg
Naruto held his cell phone against his ear as he waited for sasuke to answer his phone. But there was no answer.
The young worried blonde began to paste the room as sasuke's answering machine picks up saying
- you reach sasuke …and well it's obvious that im not here right now I just got my new job as manager for K.O.T.G and we're headed to a party at dota-hotel so leave a message after the beep noise…later." -bbbeeeppppp-
Naruto quickly hangs up the phone and places it in his pocket as he rushes to grab his wallet and heads to the bus stop. As rain races down onto the earth and pelts his body along with the floor.
"god sasuke…go to a party without me…and with another man. Their probably gonna be to drunk to drive home!"
Naruto hops on the bus as it almost leaves him behind. Suddenly naruto notices a flashing object in the sky as it yells something.
-I will be manager!!!!!!!!-
Naruto watches the floating U.F.O and begins to think
"is…that…ino. Hmm …nah couldn't be ."
Naruto then sits in a blue green bus seat around the back and shakes his newly wet hair dry.
He then leans back in the bus seat exhausted from the run and glares at the to of the bus roof and thinks.
"sasuke I hope you don't get raped….while drunk .at least not with out me."
The bus begins to storm off into the direction of kanoha studio towards the mysteriously wild -dota hotel-
-at the party-
"hey cutie" said the voice of a drunk flushed woman as she crest Kisame's cheek while a frightened look drew upon his face and he held up a pain human shield to try and evade her.
Daidara smirks at Kisame as he enjoys the view of miasma's trembling soul.
"heheheh that's what you get for the ino incident."
sasori places a hand on daidara to snap him out of his evil rant. "so having fun dai-kun?"
daidara looks back and feels a cold chill down his spine as he gleams into the spooky stare of sasori's twisted smile .
"y-yeah …" sasori then leans down onto daidara and begins to hold him from behind thus circulating warmth between the two and making the cold shiver a distant memory. Sasori moves closer to daidara's pierced up ear and whispers to him. "lets go up stairs"
Daidara blushes as he turns back to Kisame who disapeared along with the pain leaving the drunk woman passed out on the floor while holding a fish treat ."oh okay"
Daidara and sasori start to stride past crowds of people as the danced to the next song which happened to be a random techno mix of feels so good by sonique.
-in a random room in the hotel -
Itachi slurps down some sake and monster assault as he wonders where every body went.
Sasuke sits in a leather couch across from itachi as he peaks out some random features on itachi's body he didn't bother with before. While still unaware that he and his opponent were left alone and unsupervised.
"…itachi…" sasuke bravely started off. Itachi snaps out of trance and turns to sasuke. Who noticed that itachi seemed a little off all of a sudden.
"are you drunk itachi…?"
Itachi smiles and makes his way to sasuke and sits down beside him then begins to wiggle around in search of body heat. "n-no im not…im not drunk sasuke…you're a very pretty lady …ya know that right…*hick up*"
Sasuke smells out the sake on itachi's breath as he gets a little closer as if about to commence a random fornicating kiss.
-yup he's defiantly drunk…as manager I should probably suggest taking him home, but the others half to agree to my terms too…but on the other hand he does look…-
But before sasuke could finish his thoughts itachi's cell rung in his back pocket. Sasuke reached for it as itachi held onto his hip and began to stroke him up and down causing sasuke to blush as he answered the mystery phone call.
"h-hello, itachi's manager uh sp-speaking ?"
Then a shrill voice screeches through the phone "where's ita-kun!! Get me ita-kun!!"
Sasuke quickly pulls the phone away from his ear as the voice screeching hurt him in it "oh my god it's the bird bitch." sasuke thinks to himself as All grew silent in the room and the phone drops to sasuke's side from itachi's sudden hand movement "she can wait for me sasuke…" itachi mumbled as Their lips began to draw closer and closer to one another.
Sasuke's eyes widen in surprise and temptation as his thoughts be come infatuated with itachi's fornicating kiss.
And just as sasuke began to embrace itachi. Itachi mumbles to him again but sasuke couldn't understand his words but before he could get itachi to repeat himself itachi falls asleep peacefully while laying against sasuke's chest were his heart beat grew with rhythm.
Suddenly the giant kung fu Jesus hand comes down ten fold and breaks the phone and points at sasuke and says -I cant stand that sumiche chick sorry for the interference-
Sasuke is stunned by the hand as it floats back from wince it came and sasuke rubs his head as he thinks to himself -I might be drunk to…- then he looks at itachi and smiles at his innocence's -"sweet dreams itachi"
Sasuke eventually fell asleep the music grew silent the rain drizzled down slowly and the bus naruto had ridden in began to pull up on the curve. Naruto exit's the vehicle and glances at the giant flashy building as some people were preparing to leave while others stayed to finish off the rest of the sake and food or just sleep.
Naruto gulps -sasuke I hope your not in to much of a mess- then naruto grips his fist and heads into the building with nothing but his worried thoughts for sasuke keeping him company but as he entered. a flashy white car pulls up and the first thing to step out is a red stiletto and a dark evil aura.
-no one hangs up on me … not even ita-kun or a giant Jesus hand -
Chestnut here -momochan aka potato co worker cant be here right now she fell asleep so im finishing the story I hope you guys enjoy it and trust and believe its not gonna be cliché its gonna get a whole lot funnier and way more yaoi filled and if you didn't like the story that much we ish sorry and if you feel the need to blame some one blame… !!
Momochan-wtf chestnut!! Im awake you liar and you didn't help me you just sat in the couch eating chips and watching chowder you bastard!!
chestnut-but you gotta admit it is a funny show
momochan-yeah it is a nice show...but still you didn't save me any ruffle lays chips!!! *pulls out sword
chestnut-o.o oh shit-*pulls out a banana*oh its like that then well bring it, oh and p.s. they were doritos bitch!
Chest nut runs to momochan full forced banana momochan pounces and attacks chestnut they begin a showlin showdown chest nut slices the sword in half with the banana and yells *vitamin watever!!!* . Music begins to play in back round called ultimate show down of ultimate destiny -
Stay tuned for chapter 4 I think idk we lost count T.T
