Author's note: This is basically a one-shot. Kingdom Hearts is the property of Disney/Square Enix. This is written for humorous reasons, and I apologize if I offend anyone in this. Please R&R. Or, submit your own, and see them on the list below…anything, because there is only so much that I can think of. So…
You might have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long if…
(Act 3)
1. You ever tried to get your dog to stand on two legs and fight with a shield
2. You put green colored water into a jar, claiming that it's a potion.
3. Your super hero is Xemnas…even though you call him Mansex. (isn't hard to find out why)
4. Every time you visit the pharmacy, you keep asking for the Moogle in charge.
5. The "Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" song is replaced by the "Heartless Jumping on the Bed."
6. You keep insisting that you will be the next chosen Keyblade wielder
7. You keep trying to change forms by sticking your pet dog and your pet duck to your clothes.
8. You have ever said "That boss was a tricky one!" while talking to your boss.
9. You decide that you will try to stab yourself in the heart to see if you will turn into a heartless AND a Nobody
10. Your favorite group is that of the Disney Villans
11. Every time you go to the zoo, you keep wondering, "Does Tarzan know that the heartless took some of his family members and put them here?" every time you pass the Gorrilas
12. You decide to do something as crazy as this.
13. You keep trying to see if the Keyblade will appear in a flash of light every time you swing a baseball bat.
14. You say that you are not afraid of the darkness, and run into a dark room, hoping to end up in another world.
Courtesy of One Winged Otaku--
15. You've created an interpretive dance to simple and clean.
Thanks, One Winged Otaku, for your contribution, and I'm looking forward to having more ideas for next time. If you have any ideas or reasons why someone may have played too long, feel free to send them to me, and I'll try my best to put them into the next installment. Thanks for watching…I mean reading.
