Me: Welcome to the first day of school!

Raenx: First day of school! First day of school!

Axel: You're excited...

Raenx: I'm a teacher here. It's fun watching the kids sweat over their grades.

Xion: What about you, Blade?

Me: Me? I'm...um...a teacher too...yeah...a teacher.

Roxas: You're a terrible liar.

Me: Shut up!

Axel: Blade doesn't own Kingdom Hearts because he sucks so much!

Me: ...I'm going to kill you later...


Magic, Double Team, Defense, Ability, and Offense. Any Questions?

Roxas felt something poke him. He muttered and turned in his bed.

"ROXAS! WAKE UP!" Liam yelled. Roxas shrieked slightly and fell off his bed. Liam started to laugh as Roxas recollected himself.

"DON'T DO THAT!" Roxas yelled. Liam let out another laugh.

"Sorry, but you're going to be late!" and just like that, he was out the door. Roxas cursed and glanced at his alarm clock. His eyes widened as he read the numbers six and fifty.

"CURSE YOU, LIAM!"

Roxas ran down the corridors, glancing at his map desperately. The castle was so huge! How could anyone find their way here? Roxas started to count off the numbers. 45, 64, 87…there! 55! Roxas raced in. There was only one seat left. It made Roxas's face go red when he realized that he was the only one late.

"Hurry!" Liam whispered. He pointed to the empty desk. Roxas took the hint and went to take it.

"Marukaite chikyuu! Marukaite chikyuu! Marukaite chikyuu! Ore Igirisu!" sang a girl's voice. The students looked around, confused. A girl wearing the same uniform as Raenx came into the room. She had on earphones that could be seen through her long brown hair.

She continued to sing as she made her way towards the desk. The music seemed to have ended as she took her seat. The girl took off her earphones. Then she stuffed them into her pocket.

"Hello!" she smiled. "I'm Iggy and I'm your Magic C instructor!"

Someone in the back scoffed, "What kind of name is Iggy?"

"You are all in this class because you have weak magic," Iggy continued. "Pretty soon, you would be able to smite other people. Of course, you'll get a demerit for it if it isn't in a clash…"

"Let's start with Fire!" she beckoned the students to stand up and follow her to a different room.

"Is this teacher nuts or what?" Liam snickered. Roxas wasn't so sure. She seemed like a formidable opponent. Just like Raenx.

"Welcome to Magic Auditorium!" Iggy said. The class looked in wonder at the auditorium. It was huge and full of Heartless dolls. The girl led them to a group of the dolls.

"These are for practicing magic," she explained. "Once you get to a higher level, you would be able to attack others."

"You there!" she pointed to the boy who had made fun of her name before. He stood in attention. Iggy continued, "Hit that doll with Fire!"

The boy nervously stepped forward. He faced the Shadow doll and pointed his Joker Keyblade at it.

"Fire!" he commanded. A puff of smoke huffed from the tip of his Keyblade. A small ember flew from the tip towards the doll. The flame stuck onto the doll for a bit before extinguishing.

"Thought so," Iggy frowned. The boy looked crestfallen. Iggy continued, "Make fun of a teacher and you would most likely get a demerit." She raised her voice, "Everyone pick a doll. I don't care which one, just pick one!"

Roxas groaned as he fell on his bed. The whole class time was dedicated to Fire and most kids didn't make much progress.

"Keep practicing!" Iggy had waved cheerfully. As Roxas was going out the door, Iggy stopped him.

"Yes?" he had asked nervously.

"Nothing. Just wanted to make sure you're the one," Iggy said, a serious look in her eye.

"What did she mean by that?" Roxas wondered. He glanced over at Liam. The boy was writing a letter.

"Ready to go?" he asked. Roxas nodded. Together, they left the room to their Double Team B class.

As the teacher's glare swept the room, everyone immediately quieted. He didn't speak but went over to the whiteboard. The albino picked up a marker and began to write.

My name is Malix. My sister and I would be your Double Team B instructors. As you can see, my sister, Quas, is not here right now. She will come soon. I am writing this down because I am mute. My right eye is blind, but don't try any tricks or I would send for the Headmaster. And you don't want him here. Any questions?

Malix glared at the room. It took a few kids to finish reading what he wrote. Then a girl raised her hand. The teacher pointed at her.

"What will we be doing in this class?" she asked. Roxas heard a sigh. He turned to see Liam with goo-goo eyes (I think that's right…never been in that state before so I don't really know…).

"Do you like her?" Roxas whispered to Liam. His friend nodded, still eyeing the girl. Roxas shook his head at Liam.

Then he was staring at a black Keyblade that looked a lot like Oblivion, except it had a red gem at the fanged handle, intertwining snakes on the length of the blade. Instead of the Kanji for "darkness", it had the Kanji for "shadow". Its keychain was a black star.

The Nobody gulped and looked up at the bearer of this Keyblade. Malix glared down at him with his left eye.

"Calm down, Malix!" a voice laughed. The class turned to see a brighter, sunnier version of Malix. She had long black hair and blue eyes. Roxas saw out the corner of his eye that Malix was gesturing with his hands.

"Yes, I know. But you should give him a break. Remember?" she tapped the side of her head. Her brother seemed to grumble. He hauled his Keyblade out of the now broken desk. He grunted an apology to Roxas and walked towards his sister.

"As you can see, my brother and I may be twins, but we're almost nothing alike," Quas glanced at her watch. "Malix! There's no more time to teach them whatever! The bell's going to ring-."

RIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!

"Now…" Quas finished meekly. "We'll continue on Tuesday."

"What about Monday?" Liam asked. Malix gave a growl. The boy shrunk in his chair.

"Malix…Liam, in this school, you have five classes. Since today is the first day of school (and a Friday at that) you go to all of your classes. Starting next week, you go to your first classes on Monday, second class on Tuesday, third class on Wednesday, fourth class on Thursday, and fifth class on Friday. Any other questions?"

"How long are the classes?" a boy asked.

"Classes can end whenever the teacher wants them to end," Quas smiled. Malix gave a low chuckle. "But the time when all classes have to end is 2:30. So there's a time limit for us. Class starts at 8:00 in the morning and we all have at most 6 hours and 30 minutes to teach you all. You guys should get to your next class now."

"Ha! You got in trouble with Malix!" Liam laughed. Roxas just glared at him. His new friend ignored him and licked an envelope shut.

"What's that for?" Roxas asked.

"It's a letter to my best friend. He wanted to know about this academy and I promised him to write him a letter about my studies here. If I'm lucky, he might be able to attend."

"Oh," Roxas looked at a passing room. It was his next class, Defense A.

"See you in Offense A!" Liam waved goodbye. The Nobody nodded and waved. His friend disappeared down a corner.

"Good morning, Roxas."

Roxas turned in surprise. A girl with silver hair was addressing him.

"Hello…"

"Please take a seat, Roxas." She walked back into the room. The Nobody followed her and took a seat next to an Asian girl. She smiled at him.

"Hi, I'm Sonya. What's your name?" she asked.

"Roxas," he answered. Sonya gasped.

"The Roxas?"

The teacher turned to the students. "Class, I am Myst, your Defense A instructor."

"You are all in this class because you have high defense. I would show you all how to protect yourselves even against the most powerful techniques. Any questions?"

Sonya raised her hand, "How are you going to teach us?"

"I'll—."

RIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

"We haven't even started!" a kid complained.

"Akoluxr warned me that the headmaster might make the days shorter. Lucky Iggy," Myst muttered. Roxas got up along with the rest of the kids.

"Hey, what do you have next?" Sonya asked.

"Ability B," Roxas answered. Sonya smiled.

"So do I. Want to walk together?"

"Sure."

"Hey, Xion. What's wrong?" Axel looked at his friend. Xion was clutching the heart-she-never-had.

"Roxas is with a girl. I just know it."

When Roxas and Sonya walked into the room, they saw the teacher reading a book. The midnight blue haired boy looked up.

"Sit down. I'll just introduce myself and then you can go to your next class. The headmaster's not giving me enough time."

The two kids sat down. Soon, more kids joined them. The teacher glanced at the now-filled class. He placed his book on his table and stood up.

"I am your Ability B instructor, Hydro. All we will do in this class is learn about new techniques to help you in your other classes," Hydro looked at the clock, "Three…two…one…."

RIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!

"And off you guys to your next class," Hydro resumed his seat with his book. Roxas hesitantly stood up, unsure how he was going to handle the next class.

"Bye!" Sonya waved. Roxas gave a smile before the girl left.

"RRRROOOOXXXXXAAAAAAASSSSSS!" a voice shouted. Suddenly, the Nobody was tackled by an excited Liam.

"Hey! Off!" Roxas yelled.

"I CAN'T HELP IT! MY BEST FRIEND'S HERE WITH ME! AND HE'S STAYING WITH US!" Liam laughed.

"What?" Roxas shoved the boy off his back. "Someone's staying with us?"

"Hell yeah! Roxas, this is my best friend from elementary, David. David, this is Roxas," Liam pointed to a blonde boy. He had bright blue eyes and pale white skin. He wore a red shirt with a black and white flame symbol on it with a black hoodie that had a red zipper and dark blue jeans with black sneakers (checks pms…yup, that's right). David had a lazy look on his eye.

"Um…hello?" Roxas said uncertainly.

"Hey. Liam finally got me enrolled in this school. Took him a while too, the dick."

"I try," Liam smiled. Roxas felt unsure about this friendship.

"Guess what? He's in our Offense A class! He's pretty good," Liam said.

"Sure."

"You don't believe me?"

"Oi! Roxas! Liam! No name! Time for class!" a familiar voice spoke. The three boys turned and saw Raenx standing there with her Keyblade on her shoulder. She grinned at them, "You're all in my Offense A class and you don't want to see me angry!" she laughed.

The three mumbled apologies and rushed into the classroom, a.k.a. gym, although Roxas noticed that David was lagging behind.

"Hello, class," Raenx glanced around. "You're all in this class since you are all very advanced in Offense. I'm just here to polish up the final touch for you guys. Any questions?"

A girl raised her hand, "Are we going to have Keyblade Clashes?"

"Hell yeah! To the mats, peeps," Raenx practically flew towards the mats. The rest of the class followed uncertainly.

"Hey, Liam. Do you know how these classes go?" Roxas asked.

"Yeah, the teacher just assign us a match and we whack that person," Liam grinned. Roxas just stared at him.

"Hurry up, Roxas!" Raenx called. The two looked at her. The whole class was over there, including David. They ran over quickly. The teacher checked her clipboard and glanced at David.

"Hey, you're new, aren't you? Headmaster just enrolled?"

David nodded.

"You're up against Roxas," she turned to a camera and cupped her hands on her mouth. "Hey, Headmaster! I bet 1,000 munny on Roxas."

"5,000 on David!" the intercom replied.

"Come on! On the mats!"

The two faced each other. Roxas summoned his Kingdom Key and took his stance. David just smirked.

"Look, Roxas. You may be my best friend's friend. But I'm not going easy on you. I may be lazy, but I know the sharp end of the Keyblade," he summoned his own Keyblade (…wait! I don't have a description! Crap!). He took up his own fighting stance (Vanitus style).

"Ready? GO!" Raenx shouted. The two lunged at each other.

Roxas could see that David was really skilled. He felt a sharp sensation. Maybe too skilled.

"10,000 on Roxas!"

"1 mil on David!"

"You're going all out, aren't you, Headmaster?"

"Course I am!"

Throughout the whole fight, Raenx was arguing with the Headmaster. Roxas could feel the pressure of the teacher.

He feinted a left and swung a backhand. David, unprepared for the result, went into defense. Roxas continued to batter him with backhands and overheads. Then David suddenly stopped retreating. He kicked Roxas in the shin and leaped away. Roxas went down on his injured leg. He lashed out at David when he got too close. David proceeded with throwing his-

RRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

"Dang it! I was winning!" David complained.

Raenx shrugged, "Sorry, the bell rang. That means you get to go do whatever you want to do." Her phone suddenly rang. She picked it up, "Hello?" she listened for a bit before hanging up. "Leave. Now. You can't be in here without teacher supervision and I'm leaving for a teachers' meeting." The teacher turned and left the room, her class behind her.

Liam patted both of his friends' shoulders, "I'm glad I wasn't in that fight!"

"Shut up. I want to go to bed," David said, shoulders heaving.

"I agree," Roxas said.

"Ah…" Axel clutched his chest.

"What's wrong?"

"I just know that Roxas is hanging out with someone."


Me: Iggy is the fangirl, Myst is the quiet one, and Hydro is the feminine one.

Hydro: I am not feminine!

Me: The fact that you denied it proves it. Say hello to them, Nobodies.

Nobodies: Hello.

My Friends: Hello.

Me: We got that out of the way...and David is arthur-theoriginal13thmember's OC. Thank you for liking my story so much that you want an OC in it, Arthur.

Axel: Because no one else will like it!

Me: Do you have a death-wish?