Mario is transported to a bedroom with two boys. A teenager with black hair and a small blonde boy.
Zatch: But, Kiyo! I wanna watch Praying Mantis Joe!
Kiyo: No! Im watching boring scientists talk about Einstiens theory of realativity!
Zatch: NO! ITS NOT FAIR!
Kiyo: Too bad!
Zatch: Fine! Im showing mom those pictures of you in her wedding dress!
Kiyo: WHAT! YOU TOOK PICTURES OF THAT!
Zatch: Yes I...who the heck is that?
Kiyo: Who?
That man in the corner eating your research paper
Kiyo: Zatch, don't be-AAAAAAAH!
Mario: (his mouth full) Hmmph!
Kiyo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHO ARE YOU?
Mario swallows
Mario: Itsa me! Mario!
Kiyo: ZAKER!
Zatch blasts Mario with lightning
Mario: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Kiyo: Who are you? How did yuo get in here? Why were you earting my research paper?
Mario: It looked tasty.
Kiyo: I WORKED ON THAT UNTIL MY EYES BLEEDED!
Mario: Um...sorry?
Kiyo has a nervous breakdown
Zatch: Wow, you look fun!
Mario: Wow, you look gay!
Zatch gets mad and beats the living hell out of Mario.
Mario: OW! OW! OH GOD! The pain! Please! Please stop!
Zatch: Am I straight? AM I?
Mario: YES! GOD YES!
Zatch: Okay.
Kiyo: Now that my nervous breakdown is over, how did you get here?
Mario: I don't know. I was just sittin at home, then I was in a desert, fighting some looney with a red swrod and now Im here.
Kiyo: Hmmmmm...
The side of the house explodes.
Zatch: KIYO!
Kiyo: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAMN HOUSE?
Mario: Hmmm. I set the bomb to go off a little later than this.
Two dark figures emerge from behind the smoke.
Zeno: Dufort!
Dufort: Right. ZAKER
The lightning blasts them backwards. It does not hit Mario.
Kiyo: ARRRGH! IT'S ZENO!
Zeno: Hello, my brother.
Zatch: Good work, asshole! A lot of our American readers are reading this!
Zeno: So?
Zatch: They don't know we're brothers yet.
Zeno pulls out the script.
Zeno: Oh shit, are you serious?
Kiyo: Well I will be damned.
Zeno: Oooh, I see it now. (puts the script away). Uhhh...just kidding America..hehe...Me and Zatch aren't really brothers. I was just kidding.
Kiyo: Not convincing.
Zeno: It doens't matter! That turtle guy was right! Mario is here!
Mario: What turtle guy?
Zeno: Big fella! Shell had spikes on it. I think his name was...Susan? George?
Dufort: I think it was Peter.
Mario: Bowser?
Zeno: That's it!
Mario: Hmmmm...First that Vader guy mentioned Bowser. Now this guy? Something fishy is going on or my name isn't...
Kiyo: ZAKER!
Mario: That's not my name, douchebag!
They're spell misses, but Dufort gets hit.
Zeno: No, the book!
The spellbook is undamaged, but Dufort is not.
Dufort: Ugh...Zeno, I'm hurt.
Zeno: Shut up you candy ass! Get up and fight.
Dufort: My...my spleen is bleeding. Oh God...I can't feel my heart beating any more.
Mario quietly sneaks over and tries to burn Zeno's book with a lighter.
Mario: AAAAAHHH! IM GONNA BURN THAT BOOK!
Kiyo: THE AUTHOR SAID "QUIETLY SNEAKS OVER!"
Zeno: Stay back!
He punches Mario in the floppy nads.
Mario: OH GOD! I CANT FEEL THEM! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULENCE!
Zeno: Ill kill you guys! Starting with you red cap.
Suddenly the whole house explodes. It seems Mario really did put a bomb in the house.
Mario: YAY FOR ME
Zeno and Dufort are both dead.
Kiyo: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY DAMN HOUSE!
Zatch: MOM IS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES THIS
Mario: Don't worry. Geico will cover it.
The little Geico Lizard walks up.
Geico Lizard: Actually, chum, it's car inurance we do. I'm sorry
Mario: You can't fix this? Come here you little bastard!
Mario steps on the lizard, killing him.
Kiyo: My house...MY HOUSE! ILL KILL YOU!
He turns to Mario, but he is gone in a bright white flash of light
Will Mario succeed in his mission? Or will be pulverized to death by his next enemy? Find out next time!PLEASE REVIEW!
