Mario is transported to a bedroom with two boys. A teenager with black hair and a small blonde boy.

Zatch: But, Kiyo! I wanna watch Praying Mantis Joe!

Kiyo: No! Im watching boring scientists talk about Einstiens theory of realativity!

Zatch: NO! ITS NOT FAIR!

Kiyo: Too bad!

Zatch: Fine! Im showing mom those pictures of you in her wedding dress!

Kiyo: WHAT! YOU TOOK PICTURES OF THAT!

Zatch: Yes I...who the heck is that?

Kiyo: Who?

That man in the corner eating your research paper

Kiyo: Zatch, don't be-AAAAAAAH!

Mario: (his mouth full) Hmmph!

Kiyo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHO ARE YOU?

Mario swallows

Mario: Itsa me! Mario!

Kiyo: ZAKER!

Zatch blasts Mario with lightning

Mario: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Kiyo: Who are you? How did yuo get in here? Why were you earting my research paper?

Mario: It looked tasty.

Kiyo: I WORKED ON THAT UNTIL MY EYES BLEEDED!

Mario: Um...sorry?

Kiyo has a nervous breakdown

Zatch: Wow, you look fun!

Mario: Wow, you look gay!

Zatch gets mad and beats the living hell out of Mario.

Mario: OW! OW! OH GOD! The pain! Please! Please stop!

Zatch: Am I straight? AM I?

Mario: YES! GOD YES!

Zatch: Okay.

Kiyo: Now that my nervous breakdown is over, how did you get here?

Mario: I don't know. I was just sittin at home, then I was in a desert, fighting some looney with a red swrod and now Im here.

Kiyo: Hmmmmm...

The side of the house explodes.

Zatch: KIYO!

Kiyo: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAMN HOUSE?

Mario: Hmmm. I set the bomb to go off a little later than this.

Two dark figures emerge from behind the smoke.

Zeno: Dufort!

Dufort: Right. ZAKER

The lightning blasts them backwards. It does not hit Mario.

Kiyo: ARRRGH! IT'S ZENO!

Zeno: Hello, my brother.

Zatch: Good work, asshole! A lot of our American readers are reading this!

Zeno: So?

Zatch: They don't know we're brothers yet.

Zeno pulls out the script.

Zeno: Oh shit, are you serious?

Kiyo: Well I will be damned.

Zeno: Oooh, I see it now. (puts the script away). Uhhh...just kidding America..hehe...Me and Zatch aren't really brothers. I was just kidding.

Kiyo: Not convincing.

Zeno: It doens't matter! That turtle guy was right! Mario is here!

Mario: What turtle guy?

Zeno: Big fella! Shell had spikes on it. I think his name was...Susan? George?

Dufort: I think it was Peter.

Mario: Bowser?

Zeno: That's it!

Mario: Hmmmm...First that Vader guy mentioned Bowser. Now this guy? Something fishy is going on or my name isn't...

Kiyo: ZAKER!

Mario: That's not my name, douchebag!

They're spell misses, but Dufort gets hit.

Zeno: No, the book!

The spellbook is undamaged, but Dufort is not.

Dufort: Ugh...Zeno, I'm hurt.

Zeno: Shut up you candy ass! Get up and fight.

Dufort: My...my spleen is bleeding. Oh God...I can't feel my heart beating any more.

Mario quietly sneaks over and tries to burn Zeno's book with a lighter.

Mario: AAAAAHHH! IM GONNA BURN THAT BOOK!

Kiyo: THE AUTHOR SAID "QUIETLY SNEAKS OVER!"

Zeno: Stay back!

He punches Mario in the floppy nads.

Mario: OH GOD! I CANT FEEL THEM! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULENCE!

Zeno: Ill kill you guys! Starting with you red cap.

Suddenly the whole house explodes. It seems Mario really did put a bomb in the house.

Mario: YAY FOR ME

Zeno and Dufort are both dead.

Kiyo: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY DAMN HOUSE!

Zatch: MOM IS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES THIS

Mario: Don't worry. Geico will cover it.

The little Geico Lizard walks up.

Geico Lizard: Actually, chum, it's car inurance we do. I'm sorry

Mario: You can't fix this? Come here you little bastard!

Mario steps on the lizard, killing him.

Kiyo: My house...MY HOUSE! ILL KILL YOU!

He turns to Mario, but he is gone in a bright white flash of light

Will Mario succeed in his mission? Or will be pulverized to death by his next enemy? Find out next time!PLEASE REVIEW!