Disclaimer: Any Homestuck characters used in this fanfic are not owned by me, they belong to our lord... Hussie

Storms (Sollux x Reader)

You are (y/n), be in your room while a thunderstorm is bellowing outside.

You are fucking terrified of thunder, almost as terrified as losing all your progress on EVERY SINGLE GAME YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED. Almost, a bit close, but you'd rather be in a storm than lose your progress.

Any true gamer would.

You reached out to grab the phone, only to duck back under your (f/c) safety blanket as the sky roared, almost seeming to go against you. "Fuck you," you grumbled, "stupid sky."

"(Y/n)," you almost screamed as the door to your room opened, "holy shiit, calm down!"You looked up to see you boyfriend standing in the doorway. His red and blue glasses flashed, alerting you that he was most definitely there.

"Sollux, " you sobbed, "what are you doing here-" You squealed as there was a flash of lightning, allowing more tears to pour down your face, gross hiccups escaping you. You felt your blanket being soaked with tears when a pair of arms lifted you up slightly and pulled you onto your bed.

You immediately clinged to the warm source, burrying your face into the black and yellow hoodie. "You're fiine," Sollux played with your (h/c) locks, "iit's only a storm." As the thunder grew louder all you could do was shiver and tremble while Sollux kept telling you it was fine.

...

"Bee" Sollux, comforting (Y/n).

You sighed when you realized it wasn't working, so you leaned back against the head of the bed, and pulled (Y/n) on top of you so you were looking up at her.

You waited patiently for her to stop sobbing, rubbing circles into her back. It seemed to work, and she calmed down, giving an occasional hiccup or tremble.

...

Be (Y/n), you just realized the position you were in.

Sometime during your ugly display of fright, Solluz had moved, pulling you on top of him in the process. He was almost lying down, his back on the bed frame, and had you seated on top of you. Giving him an almost clear view of your goods. (if you know what I mean... ;D)

You immediately flushed upon knowing this, face getting burning hot. Atleast you had the decency to wear pants at night... Ever since you woke up pantless beside Sollux one morning, you began to wear pants, just in case.

You scowled as Sollux grinned, crossing your arms over your chest. You were about to chew him out when he suddenly rolled over, knocking the breath out of you and using his elbows to stay right above you.

"Sollux," you growled, pushing at him, "get your fat ass off me!" You squeaked as he dropped himself onto you. "Thexy," he grinning while enhancing his lisp, "you mean my thexy fat ass." You squirmed, causing your leg to bump into his groin, unknowingly. "You wiish," you mocked his lisp, "ii'm the one wiith the thexy bu-"

You stopped talking when you realized his face was hovering just above yours, his eyebrows creased as if thinking. "Uhhh Sollux," you mumbled, "what are you doing?"

"Thiinkiing," you punched his arm softly, giving him a 'no shit' look. "HeHe," you raised your eyebrows, flinching when he put his lips onto yours, "wonderiing about what Ii should do with you. " You were about to ask him what that meant when you had to bite your lip to surpress a moan.

You swear to god he chuckled, and then hissed when you bit his lip. "Fiiesty," he mumbled, making you laugh. "Of course," you grinned, "I'm not some trained dog." "Well then," one of his hands slid up your shirt, making you tremble, "guess ii'll have to make you my biitch."

You flushed horribly as his hands snaked all over your body, teeth nibbling your sweet spots, and kisses trailing everywhere. That remark certainly fucked you, in more than one way.

...

You groaned as you pushed the sleep from your eyes, rain drizzling outside your window. You were softly aware of snoring coming from below you, and you curiously opened your eyes, only to see a naked Sollux beside you.

You squealed, causing your naked boyfriend to flip out, sending you off the bed. You landed on the wooden floors with a soft thud, and felt the coldness echo all over your body. "FUCK," you cried out, "FUCKING SKANK FLOOR WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH JACK FROST!"

You rolled onto your soft rug, desperate to escape the chilly wood, only to see Sollux laughing his dumb ass off. You groaned, lying face down on the carpet, legs aching from last night. "Shut it Captor," you groaned in pain, "your fault."

You heard a soft chuckle and then felt yourself being dragged away from the rug and into Captor's arms. You winced when the red and blue light around the vanished, all the pain washing over you.

You began to purr when he sent little sparks of energy tingling down your spine. He laughed as he continued his tricks, occasionally patting your head.

"Hey (y/n)," his voice tickled your ear, "can II ask you somethiing."

"What..."

"How many letters are iin the alphabet? "

"..."

"Iit's 20 riight?"

"26 dumbass!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot;U, R, A, Q, T."

"Missing one..."

"You'll get the D later if you really need it!"

...

"Shut the fuck up before I kill you, douchemuffin..."

*Takes a fuckin bow* Ty ty, I thank the internet and my dumbass mind for this "amazing" piece... *Hangs self for my crimes of slightly ooc Sollux and stupid jokes*