After the 2 hero clerks are down remembering their painful time with She-Hulk they both walk back to their store. But they then stop to see that their car, the batmobile/tumbler, is being towed away.

Spider-man: Hey that's our car!

Tow truck driver: Technically it belongs to Robin since this car's in his name and Batman's. And since Batman's dead Robin ordered that we take this thing back to him.

The tow truck drives away with the batmobile. Spider-man and Deadpool just stand in the middle of the street with sad looks on their faces. Spidey then turns his head toward Deadpool.

Spider-man: Does this mean we're gonna have to drive your run-down Dodge?

Deadpool:(sadly) Yes.

Spider-man: Crap.

They walk into their store to see Mr. Gardin, a tall, middle-aged man, their boss. They both stand up straight.

Spider-man: Uh Mr. Gardin, what's going on?

Mr. Gardin: Well as you know, ever since that new store opened across the street thing haven't been going well. Long story short, if sales don't start improving in 3 weeks I'm goin to have to close the store. See ya.

Mr. Gardin leaves the store and Deadpool drops on his knees and grabs his head as tears start falling from his eyes.

Deadpool: Oh no, without jobs you know what this'll mean, we'll have to suck dick behind alleys! I don't want to suck dick behind alleys, I'm too manly.

Deadpool starts crying uncontrolably and Spider-man, annoyed by his best friend acting like a cry-baby, slaps him across the face.

Spider-man: DEADPOOL SNAP OUT OF IT! We're not going to have to suck dick...yet.

Off screen voice: Ahem.

Spider-man turns around to see his new girlfriend, Kitana from Mortal Kombat.

Spider-man: Uh Kitana, fancy seeing you here.

Kitana: Yeah...listen Peter o-or Spider-man, whatever they call you on this show, uh fanfiction, it's not working out.

Spidey has a very pained look on his face.

Spider-man: What?

Kitana: It's that you're a comic book character working in a convenience store who's never going to amount to anything and I'm a princess from a foreign realm from a popular fighting game so I'm breaking up with you. Bye.

Kitana turns to leave but Spider-man jumps to the back of her feet and grabs her leg with tears in his eyes.

Spider-man: Wait you can't leave me, I'm... uh...pregnant.

Kitana: First of all you're a man and second we never had sex.

Kitana continues to walk away while dragging a crying Spider-man.

Spider-man: That's the problem we never even got to first base, FIRST BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

Spider-man finally let's go when his face hits the door and Kitana leaves.

Spider-man: Come back! Oh why must my life be full of pain and misery? Damn you whoever wrote this fanfic, damn you!

Spider-man just lies on the floor crying hysterically. Then Deadpool kneels down next to him holding a thong.

Deadpool: It's okay dude, you can still keep the panties I stole from her underwear drawer.

Spider-man: sniff Deadpool the tag on that thong says "Storm".

Deadpool: Uh-Oh.

Deadpool turns around to see a very pissed off Storm grab her stolen underwear.

Spider-man & Deadpool: EEP!

Outside the store the only thing stranger then seeing lighting come down on the store is the sound of Spider-man and Deadpool screaming like little girls.

A/N: Well read and review guys, this is going to end soon. Also quick note that I wanted to put in the previous chapter, no matter what all the heroes stay with their masks on whether they're eating or fucking. It's sort of a tribute to Twisted Toyfare Theater and because if I ever get this thing animated in the near future I'm eiether going to use action figures or be a cheap ass and not animate the heroes out of costume ( though really, who wants to see a superhero out of costume?)