Cbear: So then... Ninjago City...
Alex: You forgot to write in the arena
Cbear: Well I originally hoped for a fight in the city, but I guess that causes too much "mass hysteria" so let's fix us up an arena.
*pulls out a magic pencil and notebook* So let's have us a battle, Ninjago style
A coliseum appears out of nowhere, landing right on top of Dareth's dojo.
Dareth: AHH! My dojo! All of my trophies! My collection!
Cbear: Your FAKE collection
Alex: *says sarcastically* Ninjago Battle Royale: ruining people's fake trophies since a couple of days ago
Cbear: *glares at the two while holding her magic pencil*
Dareth and Alex: ...eep..
Cbear: You darn right eep. Now without further ado...
ARE YOU READY!
FOR NINJAGO! BATTLE! ROYALE!
Cbear: Helllooooooo fellow Ninjagonites! This is cbear142 and Alex the Green Ninja coming to you live from Ninjago City, where our next match shall take place!
Alex: Today's match was requested by the guest Darkrainbow, so let's go meet our contestants!
Pans down to the arena, where the four challengers... wait... five?
Cbear: Jay get outta here, you're not fighting till next chapter!
Jay: Wait what? But you went as far as pummeling me to get me into this in the first place!
Cbear: Well too bad! Unless you want to fight in two consecutive chapters only to get your butt handed to you!
Jay: Ok then, not that I'm complaining...
Cbear: DID YOU SAY COMPLAIN?
Jay: Nononononono AAAHH!
Jay finds himself skydiving without a parachute into a dark abyss that leads to the next chapter.
Cbear: Ok then, any other complaints?
Everyone: *quickly shakes their heads*
Alex: ... now that that horror is long gone, time to introduce our first group of fighters! In this corner: she's a Beverly Hills hulk without the green and he's an awkward blonde decked in blue; here's Star and Jake!
Star: *gives a stiff nod to the crowd, flipping her double sided daggers*
Jake: *pulls out his silver daggers and waves* can't wait to get my inner warrior on!
Cbear: Aww! He thinks he's gonna win! Well in this battle, anything could happen, so it's best to think badly so you won't get crushed.
Alex: That's the opposite of how you should act, but anyway, our next contestants are two ninja who need no introduction since they seem to be a popular pairing with Pixal. Give it up for Lloyd and Zane!
Lloyd: Cool! Can't wait for this battle to get started, huh Zane?
Zane: I am just curious as to where Kai is right now. He should be here after you shot him out of a...
Cbear: *points to the sky* wait for it
A sound of screaming from far above becomes louder as a certain red ninja falls on top of his two comrades.
Kai: Jeez! Next time you want to shoot me into the future, can I get a little warning?
Cbear: *pulls out magic pencil and notebook*
Kai: *squeaks* or not!
Cbear: That's better. Now before we begin, you've ALL READ THE RULES RIGHT?!
Contestants: *nod quickly*
Cbear: Good, now get into position maggots! Battle begins in 3... 2... 1... BATTLE!
Zane starts off the fight by using his ice powers to freeze the field, slowing the opponents in their tracks. As they try to regain balance, Lloyd uses his Spinjitzu to knock the two into even more disarray. Using this to his advantage, Zane throws his shurikens.
Luckily Star sees this coming, and as her eyes change from brown to red, she uses the double blades to knock both shurikens aside. Jake uses the distraction to target Zane with his daggers, throwing them at the weaponless ice ninja.
Zane manages to dodge the daggers, using his Spinjitzu to knock aside Star and retrieve his weapons. Meanwhile, Lloyd joins in, colliding with Star using his tornado, and sends them spiraling toward the right. As they stand, the two immediately rush at each other, blade to blade.
With the other two, the fight becomes an all out dodging contest, as Zane and Jake throw their weapons while trying to dodge the other's blades. Jake soon gets hit with one of the shurikens and his arm becomes frozen.
Jake: What in the...?
Zane charges at Jake, freezing him from the waist down, and rushes off to aid Lloyd, leaving Jake to try and break free of his icy prison.
Star manages to disarm Lloyd of his blade, and as she aims to claim victory, Zane shoots a volley of ice at her from afar. She barely manages to dodge the projectiles, and soon finds herself facing the two ninja. Despite her valiant fight, they begin to close in on her with their Spinjitzu tornados.
Cbear: You know, as much as Lloyd makes a great Green Ninja, I still prefer you to him
Alex: Well thanks I suppose. The whole Green Ninja thing is kind of cool though. Although Lloyd does become a great fighter as time progresses, especially fighting his Overlord-possessed father. When am I going to face the Overlord...?
Cbear: NO SPOILERS! NOW WATCH THE FIGHT!
During this brief interlude, Star had managed to get back on her feet, and successfully knocked Zane back from her. Now she had to concentrate on Lloyd...
With a blast of white light, Star finds herself frozen in ice, interrupted from dealing the winning move.
Zane and Lloyd walk up to each other and high five, relieved at winning.
Cbear: Ummm... not quite yet boys..
Jake comes from out of nowhere and knocks Zane onto the floor, where the nindroid lies unconscious. Lloyd quickly pulls out a sword and hastily begins dueling with Jake.
Lloyd: Now I feel like you're doing this on purpose!
Cbear: Aww you're welcome, but he did it on his own, so shut your trap and fight!
Jake manages to disarm Lloyd during this quick conversation, and as he traps his rival, Lloyd suddenly remembered that he had actual cool powers at his disposal.
Before Jake can react, he is crushed underfoot by a Golden Dragon, with Lloyd on top smirking down in triumph.
Lloyd: Good try, but ninja never quit!
Cbear: Cute, but we're here for battle. Time to announce our winners and losers.
After Zane regains consciousness and Star is unfrozen...
Cbear: Ok you all did well... good job in battle... blah blah blah. The winners of this match are Zane and Lloyd!
Alex: As for their prize, the two receive a trip to the sauna, after spending their fight in the cold.
Lloyd: Well I've had worse prizes
Zane: I as well. *whispers to Lloyd* Let's leave before she assumes that we do not like the prize.
Cbear: All right then, SCRAM! *grabs the winners and hurls them into a nearby car, in which she proceeds to push downhill in the direction of the sauna.
Alex: O_O anyway, as for our losers, Star and Jake, as request by the reviewer, you must don one of these outfits and head with me to the mall. *hands them a bag*
Jake: Well I guess I'll be Rainbow Dash
Star: *grabs a Twilight Sparkle outfit* let's get this over with
~At the mall~
Star: Hello everybody. We're supposed to be singing the My Little Pony theme, so please bear with us. 1... 2... 3
The two begin singing the song, while adults look in confusion, children gaze in wonder, and Cbear holds a video camera.
Cbear: This is DEFINITELY going into the archives!
Alex: Face it: you love watching people do crazy things for no reason
Cbear: Don't you know me well?
A little girl walks up to the two losers of the match.
Girl: Where are the other ponies? Why is it only you two? I want the others!
Star: Look kid, it's bad enough Cbear's taping this, I don't need any more embarrassment.
Girl: Where are the others?! You guys are the worst ponies!
Jake: Listen to me, kid. My Little Pony is not real!
Star: Jake! Do you realize what you've done?!
Girl: ... what... did... you say... about MY PONIES?!
Cbear: Oh geez look at this kid! If it comes to it I should hire her!
As the girl begins to scream and lunge at the two ponies, the chapter goes black...
THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE WAS LOST. WE'RE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
