Sorry for taking so long and then giving you a really short chappie. If it is any consolation I feel terrible. Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, you can tell 'cause the Akatsuki aren't dressed in pink :D


His back hurt. That in itself was strange, but he couldn't feel his covers either and it was far too bright. Had he forgotten to pull down the blinds? He half opened his eyes, keeping them shut slightly to shield them from the stream of light.

He groaned when he remembered where he was and vaguely remembered falling asleep while waiting for Naruto to wake up. He lifted himself off the ground to check on the blonde, but he was stopped before he could get up properly by a weight across his chest.

Surprised he collapsed back to the ground and blinked trying to clear his vision and make out what exactly his restriction was.

He looked down; a shock of blonde hair, quiet snores and general heaviness.

His cheeks heated up as he realized what/who it was.

'Naruto!?'

Wasn't he supposed to be unconscious? What was he doing here? At the edge of the room? Using Sasuke as a…pillow?

This is the part where Sasuke should have shoved the blonde off of him, whacked him over the head and asked him 'what the hell he thought he was doing?' But before he could the blondes arms managed to snake their way around his waist, almost making him jump in a very un-Uchiha fashion. Almost.

He sighed again rubbing his head a little. It was far too early in the morning to have to deal with so many butterfly attacks.

He knew Naruto wasn't a morning person having been his teammate since they were twelve, but he really hoped that he would actually wake up today.

He blanched at the thought of the Hokage or someone walking in. His entire icy persona ruined, more importantly if word got out his fan girls would probably kill the unsuspecting blonde Ninja.

Knowing this didn't make him anymore willing to wake his friend up. He was so calm and…though he hated to admit it…he looked even more adorable when he was asleep.

It was hard to believe it was the same energetic, loud, annoying Naruto everyone knew and loved.

Well no not loved, right now Sasuke was just plain annoyed at him.

Inner Sasuke: 'Then stop blushing and enjoying the fact that he has his arms around you and wake him up!'

He frowned at inner Sasuke, He wasn't enjoying it and he wasn't blushing. His cheeks were just a little warm from the sun.

To which Inner Sasuke scoffed.

Just as he was about to argue his case with his own inner self he heard a small groan and looked down to see those blue eyes fluttering a little.

Panicking he did the first thing that came into his head.

He closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Yes he was playing dead.

Inner Sasuke: 'Some Ninja.'

Unfortunately Sasuke couldn't defend himself from that.


Naruto blinked his eyes as the sun hit them trying to get back to his first thought.

'Sleep for crying out loud!'

Good first thought. Yes sleep was good, after all it was Saturday and he was comfy and warm.

'Warm?'

That couldn't be possible. Why? Because he was locked Baa-Chan's office and her office was freezing.

Then he noticed the ground was moving. Which it couldn't be. Because it was ground. Ground didn't move.

He forced himself to get used to the light.

Blue, warm and very much alive. More commonly known as Sasuke Uchiha.

"Gaahh!"

The door burst open, "SASUKE!! What are you doing to the kid?!"

He turned around to see Tsunade standing at the door, red cheeked and looking very angry.

'Eh?'

And turned back around to see Sasuke wide awake and watch his expression change from shock to disbelief and then to rage. Which Naruto was glad to see was directed at Tsunade, but he still shuffled back unsure of what was going on.

Finally relieved of the weight that was Naruto Sasuke stood up to give Tsunade one of his iciest glares, which of course didn't phase the Sannin (especially in her drunken state) but it made him feel slightly better. Through the distraction of Naruto and his sleepy haze he'd managed to put two and three together and was contemplating whether he would win if he attacked her.

Naruto however was still stuck as to what on earth was going on and was trying to figure out how he had gotten from trying to get out of Tsunade's office to waking up next to Sasuke.

He looked to the window, it was still dark outside so not much time could have passed.

"Hokage-sama."

If Naruto had been slightly more coherent he would have most likely punched Sasuke for that. All respect the name held was lost through the malice the dark haired boy had laced through it.

Tsunade smiled through the death glare. "Ouch brat, feeling defensive?"

Sasuke grit his teeth and decided to ignore her question.

"You wouldn't have anything to do with Naruto's inability to transport us out of here?"

To which Naruto's ears perked up. Why would Tsunade do that?

He didn't get a response as Tsunade had formed a handsign and she had disappeared leaving behind an evil laugh that was insanely creepy.

Sasuke immeadiately ran out the door to find her and Shizune went to the window muttering as she went. "Oh dear, in her state who knows where she could have gone." She threw an apologetic look to the now very confused Naruto, before running to the door. "Sorry Naruto-san I'll try to explain later!"

Naruto just sat in place wide eyed trying to work out what had just happened. He looked round the room and then down at himself as though looking for the answer somewhere in the room.

"Why aren't I wearing a shirt?"


Poor Naru-chan, I don't think Sasuke will ever tell him the reason. :D I'm considering a sequel now 'cause it's really fun to write and I want to put them together?

Thank You to everyone who read this fic and a cookie to those who review! Love you guys!