THE LONG HARD ROAD

~Month 4~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nny's P.O.V~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Nny sat on his couch pondering the events of the past month. He looked down at the half dead salesman lying on the floor, the blood pouring all around him. Nny wasn't as crazy as he used to be; he had control of his mind most of the time, not enough to raise a child. Nny picked up a knife sitting next to him and rammed it through the head of the man.

"What am I going to do?" Nny said aloud, wrapping his arms around his legs. A leprechaun popped out of nowhere and jumped on Nny's head.

"You know what you have to do? BURN THEM ALL!" The little man yelled. Nny looked at him and grabbed the thing from atop his head.

"WHERES MY GOLD CHUBBY!" Nny screamed shaking the little man.

"Geez calm down lad, here ya go." The leprechaun pulled a pot'o gold from behind his back and handed it to Nny. Nny set it on the floor and lit the leprechaun on fire.

"HOOOWAAHAHAAAAHAH! HAH!! Heh. Uhh…." Nny laughed. He picked up the phone and called Devi.

"Hello…" Devi said.

"You don't sound to good…" Nny said frowning.

"What do you want?" Devi said ignoring his statement.

"WE'RE RICH!" Nny screamed. "I GOTS ME A POT'O GOLD!"

"That's nice, well I'll talk to you umm…sometime, bye" Devi said hanging up.

"Hmmm… I don't think she believes me…"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Devi's P.O.V~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Devi lay on her couch watching T.V.

"Now make sure to stir the noodles. Now we're ready to put the monkey brains in the fryer!" the fat man on T.V said. There was a sudden knock on the door. Devi got up, and glanced at the computer next to the door.

"It's Nny with his pot of gold…" Devi sighed, smiling slightly. She opened the door to see a smiling Nny holding a huge pot of gold coins.

"See! I did get a pot of gold!" Nny smiled happily.

"That's cool. Want some soup?"

"Soup sound nice."

"It's next to the stove."

"I'll make soup!" Nny said with a psychotic smile.

"Now that I think of it I think I'll make the soup."

"OH NO! No no no no! You just sit down and I'll make you breakfast lunch and dinner!"

"No really I can do it…"

"NO! I want to do it!"

"All right all right, but remember, I'm not eating any thing burnt!"

"Hmm.. Okay! I'm going to run to the store quick, I'll be back pretty quick!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~

"Wow Nny! This is the best Lobster Bisque I've ever had, I didn't even know you could cook!"

"Yeah I can do a lot of stuff you don't know about, like kama sutra!{A/N I'm not to sure what kama sutra is, I have a veg idea but hmmm…..}