Mercedes Jones Rachel Barbara Berry I can't believe you guys tricked us like that!

Rachel Barbara Berry, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Sam Evans and 20 other people like this.

Sam Evans Evanberry power ;)

Rachel Barbara Berry Oh, come on, it was a little funny :D

Kurt Hummel I was seriously depressed! The wedding would have been less than fabulous since I wouldn't have been there to plan it!

Mercedes Jones You two certainly know how to keep a joke going

Quinn Fabray How did you convince the teachers to go with it?

Rachel Barbara Berry I have my ways ;)

Noah Puck Puckerman You're so hot when you're plotting ;))

Sam Evans

Quinn Fabray is one sexy MILF.

Mike Chang, Finn Hudson, Matt Rutherford, Noah Puck Puckerman and Santana Lopez like this.

Quinn Fabray I will kill whoever hacked my account.

Rachel Barbara Berry *like*

Mercedes Jones *like*

Sam EvansRachel Barbara Berry You looked so hot in my extra jersey, babe ;)

Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford, Sam Evans and Rachel Barbara Berry like this.

Rachel Barbara Berry I'm glad you liked the look :)

Sam Evans I especially liked the after-game show ;)

Noah Puck Puckerman *like* Yeah, you looked totally hot, my little Jewish American princess ;)) Although, the number on the jersey was wrong…

Sam Evans Seriously, dude, stop it.

Noah Puck Puckerman Stop what? I'm just talking about two hot Jews getting together, which is something you will never know about.

Sam Evans Haha, not funny. She's mine.

Rachel Barbara Berry Hey, I refuse to be treated like I'm a piece of property!

Sam Evans I'm sorry, babe, I didn't mean it like that :(

Noah Puck Puckerman is polishing his guns ;)

Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce and Kurt Hummel like this.

Rachel Barbara Berry You're so vain

Kurt Hummel You probably think this song is about you ;)

Santana Lopez You're so VAIN!

Mercedes Jones I bet you think this song is about you!

Rachel Barbara Berry Don't you?

Quinn Fabray Don't you?

Mercedes Jones LMAO!

Quinn Fabray That's so awesome:D

Noah Puck Puckerman Sad face :((

Brittany Pierce Be careful when you're polishing guns, they're dangerous

Santana Lopez must be trippin', 'cause I know bitch just didn't!

Noah Puck Puckerman and Mike Chang like this.

Rachel Barbara Berry What happened?

Brittany Pierce What did the dog do?

Artie Abrams Does anyone know where my yellow gloves are?

Rachel Barbara Berry Last I saw was last week in the choir room.

Brittany Pierce You left them in my room but my cat stole them :/

Artie Abrams How did your cat steal them?

Brittany Pierce I'm not sure, but he was the last person I saw with them.

Artie Abrams

Sam Evans This is messed up!

Noah Puck Puckerman likes this.

Noah Puck Puckerman It's your own fault

Sam Evans Shut the hell up

Rachel Barbara Berry is single.

Noah Puck Puckerman, Santana Lopez and Finn Hudson like this.

Quinn Fabray Geez, you two are worse than Finnchel!

Sam Evans :'( Please don't say that. Rach, please talk to me!

Noah Puck Puckerman I'm sorry, bro :/

Sam Evans Me too :'(

Kurt Hummel What happened?

Mercedes Jones I'm sorry bb :(

Mercedes Jones gots some sexy chocolate thun-DAH!

Sam Evans, Noah Puck Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and Matt Rutherford like this.

Matt Rutherford You should are! ;)

Mercedes Jones What the hell?

Mercedes Jones I'm gonna be kicking some ass!

Matt Rutherford is BORED!

Noah Puck Puckerman, Mike Chang, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones and Santana Lopez like this.

Mike Chang Practice your ninja skills!

Santana Lopez Run laps in the pool

Noah Puck Puckerman What does that even mean?

Santana Lopez I dunno, sounded good in my head

Noah Puck Puckerman Oh...kay…

Noah Puck Puckerman There's that new action flick in theatres

Matt Rutherford Seen it :/ And how do I run laps in a pool, San?

Santana Lopez Shut it, Rutherford.

Matt Rutherford ;)

Rachel Barbara Berry I'm pretty sure I lost my mind…

Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez, Noah Puck Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this.

Noah Puck Puckerman I'm pretty sure you have to have one to lose it in the first place ;)

Rachel Barbara Berry Shut up :P

Noah Puck Puckerman ;)

Quinn Fabray I think I saw it…

Rachel Barbara Berry Lol, will you please hold onto it for me? :D

Blaine Anderson Need to call out a search party? Or maybe just a party? ;)

Rachel Barbara Berry Lol, we'll see…

Blaine Anderson SCORE :DDD

Santana Lopez Did I hear something about a party?

Rachel Barbara Berry Idk…

Santana Lopez You totally should, B

Rachel Barbara Berry I'll see what I can do…

Brittany Pierce Mitosis is the process by which a eukaryotic cell separates the chromosomes in its cell nucleus into two identical sets of two nuclei.

Artie Abrams Um, are you okay, sweetie?

Brittany Pierce Yeah, why?

Artie Abrams Because you just spouted out mitosis

Brittany Pierce Who's mitosis?

Artie Abrams I think you've been hacked, bb

Brittany Pierce I did that last year.

Santana Lopez I'll change your password for you again, honey

Brittany Pierce Okay :)

Noah Puck Puckerman has been forgiven! :DDDDDDD

Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Matt Rutherford, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puck Puckerman and Rachel Barbara Berry like this.

Mike Chang Way to go, bro!

Matt Rutherford Hug it, chug it, FOOTBALL!

Noah Puck Puckerman Seriously, huh?

Matt Rutherford It's from a movie!

Mike Chang Zack and Miri Make a Porno :D Awesome movie

Matt Ruthreford Oh, yeah, the stripper chick is hot.

Mike Chang Fo sho

Noah Puck Puckerman That one chick had some crazy talent, with the bubbles

Mike Chang Oh, yeah, crazy style! Seth Rogan is boss, legit

Noah Puck Puckerman Hells yeah, have you seen the previews for that movie with the alien?

Matt Rutherford Yeah, it's gonna be awesome

Rachel Barbara Berry Wow, this is a totally random conversation…

Noah Puck Puckerman :)

Santana Lopez is in love with a stripper

Mike Chang, Finn Hudson, Sam Evans, Noah Puck Puckerman and Finn Hudson like this.

Santana Lopez Wow, whoever hacked me really didn't think this one through…

Rachel Barbara Berry is in a relationship with Noah Puck Puckerman.

Santana Lopez, Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford, Noah Puck Puckerman and Rachel Barbara Berry like this.

Quinn Fabray Wow. Just… Wow…

Rachel Barbara Berry What?

Mercedes Jones Did you get hacked again?

Rachel Barbara Berry No. Noah and I have decided to give our relationship another try.

Quinn Fabray Why did you guys call it quits in the first place?

Mercedes Jones And what happened with Sam?

Rachel Barbara Berry Oh, there was just a misunderstanding about something. Once everything was cleared up, Noah and I decided to give it another shot :)

Noah Puck Puckerman Fuck yeah!

Rachel Barbara Berry Noah!

Noah Puck Puckerman Sorry, babe :D

Mercedes Jones What about Sam?

Mercedes Jones Oh, hell no, bitch did not just ignore me!

Kurt Hummel wants two pina coladas, one for each hand!

Quinn Fabray, Rachel Barbara Berry, Noah Puck Puckerman, Mercedes Jones and Blaine Anderson like this.

Kurt Hummel I don't even like pina coladas! Blech

Blaine Anderson I didn't know you even drank

Mike Chang Gonna set sail with Captian Morgan? You'll never leave dry land :D

Kurt Hummel I'm going to kill this hacker.

Brittany Pierce I hid my diary so my cat wouldn't read it but now I can't find it anymore :'(

Matt Rutherford likes this.

Artie Abrams I'm sorry babe :(

Santana Lopez Did you look in your desk?

Brittany Pierce Yeah

Santana Lopez Was it in there?

Brittany Pierce I don't know, let me go check

Kurt Hummel Oh, dear lord…

Finn Hudson Don't say the Lord's name in vain!

Noah Puck Puckerman Oh, Grilled Cheesus, help me!

Finn Hudson Shut up, dude

Brittany Pierce Did Finn find Jesus in his sandwich again?

Santana Lopez No. Was it in your desk?

Brittany Pierce The sandwich?

Rachel Barbara Berry *facepalmdesk*

Santana Lopez No, your diary

Brittany Pierce Be careful, Rach!

Brittany Pierce No :(

Artie Abrams We found it, it was under her pillow :D

Santana Lopez Freaks :P

Tina Cohen-Chang is one hot Asian!

Noah Puck Puckerman, Artie Abrams, Matt Rutherford, Sam Evans, Rachel Barbara Berry and Mike Chang like this.

Tina Cohen-Chang What is it with the guys hacking our accounts?

Quinn Fabray Idk, I'm still trying to figure out who hacked me.

Tina Cohen-Chang When I find out who did this, I will make it look like and accident. *evil glare*

Mike Chang At least what they wrote is true! And how do you know it's one of the guys?

Tina Cohen-Chang Did you do this, Michael?

Mike Chang No, of course not! I totally agree, though

Santana Lopez Only girls and Kurt have been hacked, of course it's a guy doing it.

Mike Chang Wasn't me!

Noah Puck Puckerman Wasn't me!

Matt Rutherford Wasn't me!

Finn Hudson Wasn't me!

Santana Lopez When I figure out who it was, I will kill them, SLOWLY.

A/N: I so never saw Grilled Cheesus, though I read the plot summary. There's your Puckleberry, as well, for those that asked. This story WILL BE EVANBERRY, though, so don't get your hopes up :P I may or may not be writing a Puckleberry story…