Maui Girl: So how do you put up with Snotlout as your cousin?

Hiccup: I don't. I just ignore him every second every day.

Maui Girl: Huh, interesting.

AC123: (still in cage) I like purple sparkles!

Hiccup: So what's so bad about her?

Maui Girl: Oh I love this part. Alice?

AC123: Huh?

Maui Girl: PURPLE SPARKLES SUCK!!

AC123: (rattles cage) WHAT? YOU CRAZY? LET ME OUT I (censored) TEAR YOUR (censored) HEART OUT AND (censored) STUFF IT DOWN YOUR (censored) AND (censored, censored, censored, censored) * Pulls out pen* THEN I'LL USE THIS AND (even more censored)

Maui Girl: That answer your question?

Hiccup: She's used swear words even I don't know!

Maui Girl: I know. Anyway one with the story! Ruffnut you're up!

Ruff: (clinging to Tuffnut) No I won't sing! You can't make me!

Tuff: (rolls eyes) Look just go up there sing and it'll be done!

Ruff: No! You know I have stage fright! The last time I was up there I puked all over you!

Tuff: I know and then I threw up now shut up and sing your heart out to you-know-who!

Ruff: You say one word to him I'll kill you!

Tuff: Just go and sing!

Ruff: Fine I will!

Tuff: Fine!

Ruff: Fine!

Maui Girl: FINE JUST SOMEONE SING OR I'M KICKING SOME MAJOR (censored)

AC123: You! With the limp come here!

Hiccup: (hobbles over) I have a name you know.

AC123: I don't care but I'm the DJ and since I'm locked in here just turn on Ruff's song. It's the 8th track I think.

Hiccup: Sure. (turns on Music)

(Dirty little secret plays)

Ruff: Right band, WRONG SONG!

Hiccup: Sorry! Which one?

AC123: 9th!

Hiccup: Sorry Ruff! (Plays music)

(Gives you hell starts playing)

Ruffnut: Thank you!

I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face

And it never feels out of place

And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace

I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Now wheres you picket fence love

And wheres that shiny car,

And did it ever get you far

You've never seem so tense love

I've never seen you fall so hard,

Do you know where you are

And truth be told I miss you

And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself

Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on

And truth be told I miss you

And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see, what you've done to me

You can take back your memories they're no good to me

And here's all your lies,

You can look me in my eyes

With that sad sad look that you wear so well

Maui Girl: (Ushers everyone out) Come on she told me she wanted you to do this!

All (minus Ruff): (Confused as hell) When you see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well

Then he's a fool, your just as well, hope it gives you hell

Ruffnut:

When you (Points as Hiccup) see my face

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way (Still singing to Hiccup)

Hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

When you hear this song and sing along oh you'll never tell

Then you're the fool, I'm just as well

Hope it gives you hell

When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell

You can sing along I hope that it will treat you well

Audience: (Cheers, dog whistles, screams)

Ruffnut: (Bows) thanks!

Hiccup: (Confused as hell) What in the world?

Astrid: Let it go…

Hiccup: But…

Astrid: Trust me!

Maui Girl: Alright that was awesome! I have a new personal favorite! Now I own nothing blah blah blah. Hope you enjoyed tune in next time and help Ruffnut pick a song for Weezy!

All: BYE!!