Author's Note: Let the weirdness commence!! Rocky gets what's coming to him.
Kat was sunning herself on the couch; I can't believe Tanya's landlord wouldn't let her have pets! Adam…she growled softly to herself, I'm allergic to cats my ass, he never sneezed around me before. Cop out, that's what it is…She shifted on the couch, and meowed as Rocky walked in the house, I still hate you.
Rocky smiled down at her, "Hey Kat, and how are you feeling today?" he asked, petting her gently and held a hand to her belly, feeling the kittens kick. "Aww, they are kickin' the crap out of you aren't they," he chucked and pulled his hand away before she could bite him.
Kat hissed at him, Paybacks Rocky, paybacks. She got up and hopped down off the couch, belly wiggling as she padded into the kitchen.
That night, she was sleeping in the living room and she let out a loud yowl, Oww!! Ooh…I think it's happening! She snickered inside her head, paybacks Rocky, she got up outta her kitty bed and ran into Rocky's room, hopping up onto the bed and curling up there.
Rocky rolled over, "Wha… huh?" He mumbled rubbing at his sleep crusted eyes. Suddenly Kat gave a loud yowl and out popped her first kitten. "Ooh shit!! Kat!! Why on my bed?" he whined scooting out of the bed as fast as he could. He looked over just as Kat began cleaning the kitten off, "Ooh I think I'm gonna be sick," he moaned running out of the bedroom.
Sick? He's not the one having to do this, she grumbled to herself as her cat instincts took over and she began to take care of the first kitten.
The next morning, Rocky answered the knocking on his door with a mumbled, "S'open!" He looked up from the lying position he had taken on the couch when Kat went into labor.
"Kitty update?" Tanya asked with a smile as she poked her head in the door.
"Don't know, haven't gone in the bedroom since she decided to have them on MY BED!" He grumbled.
Tanya began to giggle, trying to cover her mouth to prevent it but it was to no avail. "She… on your bed? Ooh my goodness, that's too funny!"
"Says you, it wasn't YOUR bed," Rocky grumbled.
"Oooh you poor baby," Tanya said holding out a peace offering, a large cup of coffee.
"She just like splatted them out all over my bed," Rocky cried indignantly, taking the coffee, picking up Kit, who was still sleeping peacefully on his legs, and going into the kitchen.
Tanya just shook her head, rolling her eyes as she headed into Rocky's room, making a face at the stain on Rocky's bed, "Kat… that wasn't very nice you know," she said with a soft laugh. "Knowing Rocky though, he probably had it coming," she laughed. She looked down at the litter of 4 kittens that were curled up against Kat's stomach. "Awww, Kat, they are beautiful!"
Kat looked up at her through slatted eyes, and let out a tired half-hearted meow, they are, aren't they; she sighed and closed her eyes fully.
Tanya sat down on the edge of the bed and looked carefully at her kittens. One snow white just like her mommy, one calico like its daddy, one that was nearly a uniform chocolate brown, and one tiny little runt that was blonde with tiger stripes. She reached over and gently scratched Kat's head, "Good job sweetie…" she murmured before getting up and heading into the kitchen.
Rocky looked up as Tanya walked in, "How many did she have? Are they okay? Are they boys or girls?"
Tanya laughed at the boy-like eagerness in his voice now that he was awake, "She had 4, they seem just fine, all of them are nursing, and I can't tell if they are boys or girls, we shouldn't touch them for a few weeks. At least until their eyes open," Tanya said patiently.
Kit chose that moment to waltz into the bedroom and jump up on Rocky's bed, Ooh… new cats in the house…he made a move towards Kat and the kittens.
Kat's ears flew forward and she opened her eyes, growling softly, Back off bucko, stay away from them, she hissed.
I was just curious, Kit tentatively sniffed as close as he could get without Kat growling at him.
Curiosity killed the cat, Kat replied, hissing at him again before leaning over to clean her babies.
A few weeks later, Kat finally took pity on Rocky and moved the kittens from his bed, to her kitty bed in the living room. She was keeping an eye on them as they slept and looked up as Rocky and Tommy came in. "Awww… look, Reeses is on top of Pieces," he said with a laugh.
Kat snorted, I can't believe they decided to name my kids those outrageous names! Reece's, Pieces, Hershey, and Kisses.
Tommy laughed, "They are so cute," he said kneeling down by Kat and petting her. "A few more weeks you can come back to us," he said as she butt his hand.
The sooner the better, she said as she began to purr.
"So, I scheduled Kit's appointment to go get…" Rocky trailed off.
"Poor guy, he's gonna get his manhood chopped off," Tommy said sadly as he looked over at Kit, who was sunning himself on the floor.
Good, he deserves it, Kat thought as she walked back over to the kittens, which had woken up and were demanding her attention. Sheesh, relax guys, I'm here, you guys aren't going to starve. She said to her kittens as she lay down and allowed them to fight for nursing space. Guys! There's enough nipples for everyone, stop pushing, she chided gently.
Author's Note2: The whole Kat having the kittens on Rocky's bed, true story. My cat Tabby decided she wanted to have her kittens on my mom's bed, so 3am; she jumps up there, lets out a howl and starts delivering babies.
Author's Note3: This chapter wasn't so much with the weird, I more than make up for that in the next chapter, I promise. Just remember, the first year of a cat's life, it ages the equivalent of 15 human years.
