One Piece: Just Completely Messed Up
Chapter 3 Think of better ones later
"What connection do you have with Red Hair?"
Luffy looked up at Whitebeard with her carefree smile. He had asked to talk to her in private. "When I was six he came to the island I lived on. I ended up hanging out with him and the guys for a year and we became friends." She said with a smile. Whitebeard narrowed his eyes at the girl's hat.
"That hat is one of his trademarks, why did the gaki give it to you?" the man asked earning himself a laugh from the girl.
"Shanks saved my life and taught me what a pirate was like. He gave me Boshi and I promised him that I would leave my island and find him to return it to him. That's why Boshi's my treasure." The girl said happily.
"You like Red Hair?" Whitebeard asked. He hadn't failed to catch how Luffy lit up when she was talking about him.
"Yup, Shanks was the first person to call me his friend and the first person to accept me. I wouldn't join his crew because I wanna prove that I can be a pirate without his help but I still owe him my life." The girl said happily with her trademark smile. Edward Newgate grinned at the girl's answer. She wasn't all that smart, but she had picked up where he had been going with in the conversation.
"We need to pick a division for you to be in." Thatch said looking at the girl.
"Division?" Luffy questioned. She talked to everyone in the crew but Luffy was seen more with the division commanders than anybody else.
"Yeah, we all run different divisions and have subordinates in each one." Ace said with a smile. "When we get a new member, they go in a division. When a new commander needs to be named, it doesn't matter what division you're in, Oyaji just chooses who it will be."
"Oh, I get it. So it's Mystery Division." Luffy said with a smile. The three commanders did an anime fall at the girl's stupidity.
"Sure but you can be in my division." Thatch said wrapping an arm around the girl and winking at her.
"Eh, no fair Thatch! What makes her able to go into yours?" Ace asked not liking what the man said.
"I found the barrel." Thatch said simply.
"I WANNA BE IN MARCO'S DIVISION!" Luffy said raising her hand in the air.
The two men looked at the girl who was smiling happily. Marco looked at the two of them with a smirk. He won. "WHY MARCO'S!" the two of them asked simultaneously.
"Marco was the first person I saw when I woke up on the ship." Luffy said simply as if it only made sense.
Thatch and Ace moped in defeat. Luffy looked at them confused as to why they were upset. She looked at Marco hoping for an answer at the sudden mood change of her two friends. Marco patted her on the back.
"They're sore losers." He said simply.
"Oh, okay." Luffy said continuing to watch the two until they finally looked up at her. Luffy smiled and Thatch grabbed her into a hug.
"Luffy-chan is too cute~ 3" he said happily. Luffy flailed a bit at the sudden embrace. A tick mark formed on Marco's forehead as he watched the event.
"I smell fire." Luffy said before glancing over at Ace who was smiling at Thatch. "Thatch your hair is on fire."
Thatch stopped hugging Luffy even though his arms were still around her and looked at his hair. Red flames were at the end of it. "GODDAMMIT ACE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" the man said quickly extinguishing the flame. Ace wrapped his arms around Luffy.
"Getting Luffy out of the arms of a pedophile." Ace said putting his head on top of the girl's. Luffy looked between the three commanders.
"What's a pedophile?" she asked Marco. Marco shook his head. He was not going to answer that.
"Oi guys, why don't you give Luffy a break?"
The three of them looked up at Haruta and Izou who were looking at them with smiles. Well more of at Luffy who had wiggled out of Ace's grip. "What do you mean?" Thatch asked his hair now saved.
"Luffy, do you have any clothes that aren't baggy? I know you have your shorts but you don't have any descent girl clothes." Haruta asked the girl. Luffy shook her head.
"Do you know how to dress like a girl?" Izou asked. Marco looked at the two commanders. He was getting a very bad feeling.
"There's a difference between dressing like and girl and dressing like a boy?" Luffy asked obviously never having cared about the difference before.
Haruta grabbed Luffy's wrist and started to drag the girl away. "Oi, what are you doing?" Ace asked them. Izou looked back with a smile.
"We're going to make her look like a decent girl." He said before helping Haruta bring him to the men's rooms.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Ace said simply. Marco nodded.
"How bad can it be?" Thatch asked. They looked at him and shrugged.
"How do you put that thing on?" Luffy asked looking at the dress that Haruta was holding up. The woman looked at Luffy shocked.
"You've never worn a dress before?" she asked looking at Luffy. The black haired girl shook her head.
"I never got any and most of the time I was running around so I really never thought much about it." Luffy said as Izou messed with her untamable hair.
"You never got to be a real girl. That's sad. Your grandfather needs to learn that a girl should look nice every now and then." The man said finishing putting the clips he wanted into the girl's hair. "Haruta, help her into the dress, she'll need it."
"Okay, come on Luffy, I'll show you how to put it on." The brunette said leading Luffy over to a place where she could get changed.
Marco, Ace and Thatch quickly turned towards the door that Haruta and Izou had taken Luffy when it opened. The two of them led out Luffy who was wearing a knee length red summer dress. Her straw hat was around her neck from obvious refusing of going without it and there were clips in her hair. A light touch of makeup was on the girl's face.
Thatch instantly looked away, trying to prevent himself from having a nosebleed. The girl looked cute to say the least and she seemed oblivious to what the impact of the dress actually made on the guy's of the ship.
"I think it fits her perfectly." Izou said looking at his and Haruta's work.
"I think she looks adorable." Haruta commented happily.
"This is really flowy." Luffy said lifting the skirt of the dress a bit.
"DON'T DO THAT!" Ace and Marco said stopping the girl from lifting it up anymore.
"She still has a lot to learn about being a girl though…" Izou said sweat dropping as the girl questioned what was wrong with what she just did.
Luffy walked over to Thatch who looked up at the girl with a smile. Luffy smiled back before sitting down eth way she normally did. "Luffy, you can't sit like that." Ace said. The girl was sitting with her legs straight out in front of her.
"Why not?" Luffy asked.
"There are certain ways you sit when you're wearing a dress." Marco said.
"Boo~ wearing dresses is hard." The girl said sitting criss crossed.
Thatch smiled at the girl before wrapping his arm around her shoulder again. "But you know how to dress like a girl now right?" he asked. Luffy looked at him.
"This is my first time in a dress." Luffy said with a smile. Thatch, Ace and Marco stared at the girl.
"Luffy you have been deprived what it means to be girl." Ace said putting his hands on her shoulders. "What the hell is up with your grandfather?"
"More of who is your grandfather." Marco said.
"A vice admiral in the marines." Luffy said simply.
Yeah, that got all the crew to look at her. Luffy noticed and looked at them with a smile. She didn't understand what was wrong with what she just said.
"A vice admiral?" Marco questioned making sure what he heard was correct. Luffy nodded her head.
"His name is Monkey D. Garp. He's a vice admiral of the marines even though I don't really understand what he does." Luffy said with her usual smile.
"We got Garp the Hero of the Marines granddaughter on our ship…" Thatch commented looking at the girl who was still confused as to whether or not what she had just said was a big deal.
"Oi, does your grandfather know what happened to your island?" Ace asked. The girl looked at him and shrugged.
"I don't know. I haven't seen him in six years." The girl said simply. "He might've but I don't know."
"Do you think he'll let you stay a pirate?" Thatch asked. Luffy shrugged again.
"He wanted me to be a great marine and make it to admiral rank and stuff like that but I never wanted to be one. I kept telling him that I wanted to go out to sea but he always trained me to be a marine." The girl said with her smile again.
"So she was trained to be a marine and is now a pirate. Would that be irony or twisted fate?" Marco asked watching the girl who was telling Ace about the training her grandfather put her through. Did she just say she was tossed into a bottomless ravine?
Okay, i know that it was kinda short but i will make them longer later. I will probably do some jumping around a bit on where they are and all that because I feel like it and yes i did put Luffy in a dress. Even as a guy Luffy looks adorable in dresses. Things will begin to clear up on the whole luffy running away from the marines bit later on. I don't feel like thinking and I might not be able to post anymore chapters for this and other stories today because i am spending my last day of freedom with my sister at the mall. If anybody lives near or knows about the Spotsylvania Towncentre and hears that it blew up or went through any kind of destruction that was me and my sister. Bye Peoples
