Author Note: Okay, to answer a few questions by all my reviewers about this story, I would like to say: I have no idea how many chapters there will be. Probably until I'm fourteen, or die for no reasoning. And, it's a while until I'm fourteen.
Also, if you guys really want lemons... you better be finding me a beta reader!
~Miki
Patty- ahem, Patrica- Thompson was known as a spoiled, food hogging, brat. And that was to put it lightly. If they really wanted to go deep, then they could go out right and call her stupid.
It never crossed anybody's mind- not even Maka's- that Patty was in any mind smart. But Patty was smart, maybe not books smart, but gossip smart. She heard everything first, and even if it never even contacted somebody's ears, she had seen it for herself, and kept it as her own little secret. How else was she supposed to know that Black Star and Tsubaki slept in the same room?
Of course, why should it be any different than her sister. She knew everything about Liz, even if she her oni-chan didn't tell her. She knew that her sister secretly hated the soap that Kid buys and hordes boxes of Dove in her closet, and that Liz cries every time she watches the Time Travelers Wife.
And she knew about Kid too, she knew that Kid was secretly a lover to flute music, but pretended to hate it because of how it was asymmetrically held, and that he loved to plant roses.
Needless to say, she definitely didn't see it coming when she peeked in Liz's blue velvet diary and saw that she had written small speals about Kid. Now, being her, she couldn't put it down, and quickly found a book cover and took it to school, absorbing everything she could- anything that she could use against them.
At the end of the day, after school, she slipped the diary back into Liz's desk in their shared room in hopes that Liz wouldn't notice the book being gone. The last thing she needed was being banned from the crayons. The very thought made her shiver.
"Liz, Patty, come, we're going to take a walk."
Patty jumped up, quickly brushing her hands through her hair, glad that she had brushed her teeth as soon as she had gotten home. She was going to put her plan into action.
"What's with the sudden urge?" Asked Liz, bouncing her heel back and forth on the tiling. "You hate going on walks."
Kid frowned at his weapons honesty. "Well, Maka and Soul wanted us to meet them at the park, and I figured you guys would like to come. Get on human clothing, we don't you two getting hit on."
Patty rushed down the hall, already in a green tank top and white shorts, her flip flops banging against her heels. "Ready Kiddo!"
Liz shook her head and walked down the hall to get changed.
"So, Patty, how are you?" Kid asked. He was horrible at small talk, and usually depended upon someone else to start the conversation.
Patty rolled her eyes, but took up her chipper voice once again. "Great Kiddo! It's sunny and giraffes are eating the lawn!" She giggled.
Kid's face slowly drooped into concern. "Giraffes? There the most asymmetrical animal out there, how dare they eat a grim reaper's lawn?"
Patty's eyes widened, almost like Kid had lashed out and taken a bite of her soul. "What about rhino's? Are they symmetrical, because they eat the grass too."
Kid seemed thoughtful for a second, and stayed silent until Liz came back, dressed in a black short sleeve and skinny jeans, her high heels were traded for sneakers.
"Oh, you look wonderful Liz," He said out of nowhere, causing Patty's jealousy to rise dramatically.
"Thank you, Kid. I just got a text from Maka, they're three blocks away from the park, so we'd better get going."
They left the house, making sure that all eight locks were tightened and strong held. Liz shook her head as they walked down the street, and Patty kept pointing out all the cute flowers and birds, all the while hanging onto Kid's right arm.
Silently, Liz looped her arm around Kid's left arm, and smiled lightly at the Shinigami, who was practically glowing himself.
This didn't sit well with Patty.
They ended up meeting up with Maka and Soul a block away from the park. Liz flashed a smirk at her miester friend, who looked really dressed up for a day at the park- a white frilly skirt, a baby blue shirt, and her hair done up in one asymmetrical pigtail on the side of her head.
"Oh, Maka, why are you wearing your hair asymmetrical?" Kid asked, taking a closer inspection. Soul almost instantly wrapped his arms protectively around his miester.
Liz made note that Soul had obviously made an attempt to say the same way as always. His hair held no headband, sure, but he wore blue jeans and a short sleeve orange shirt under his usual black jacket.
Maka exhaled softly, and closed her eyes softly, causing Liz to groan. Couldn't they do that someplace in private?
"OHMYGOD I forgot to ask Crona if he wanted to come!" Maka screamed, searching through Soul's pockets for her cell, and pulling it out so fast you'd think that it would've broke.
"But- Crona, he's a wimp!" Patty exclaimed unhappily, plopping down in the grass. Liz sat down next to her and parted the younger girl's hair.
"There, there Patty, tomorrow me and Kid will color all day with you!"
Patty nodded unenthusiastically. "Yeah, me, Kid, and... o-oni-CHAN!" Patty burst into tears suddenly, causing Liz to lean down and wrap her amrs around her protectively.
"Why does Kid-kun like Oni-C-chan so much? Isn't Patty-chan good enough?"
Liz sighed and slowly wiped the tears from Patty's cheeks. "Patty-chan is good enough, but maybe Patty-chan isn't right for Kid-kun."
Patty gulped, gripping the grass before it pulled up, leaving strands of green spokes in her tight fists. "B-but, Patty-chan loves Kid-kun too!"
Liz kissed Patty's cheek. "Kid-kun loves you, just in a different way."
Patty nodded, kissed Liz's cheek, then hugged Kid tightly.
Author Note: This is the last one-shot before I have to go back to school. So, enjoy.
