TroublesomeFox21
Rated T (Language in this chapter)
I don't own Naruto.
Naruto groaned at the knock at the door. It was too bright and early, she was too tired to start the day. She opened her eyes but made no other moves to get up to look at who was at the door. She blinked away the sleep and checked the time. 10:04 so, she slept a little over thirteen hours. She kept her eyes open but snuggled deeper into her pillows. That mission the last few days really did a number on her. Just like any other ANBU mission she would do for the past… two years. She sighed and checked the door.
She popped her back when she opened the door then drooped. "Ah, it's you. What do you want this fine morning?" Naruto asked dryly as she ushered the other into follow her through to the kitchen. She set the water to boil than turned to listen to her guest.
Kakashi eye smiled, "Maa maa Naruto, is that anyway to treat your old sensei?" He teased lightly, grabbing the offered cup of tea. He smiled as he saw her grab a package of ramen from her cupboard. He saw her unamused face and sighed. His ears were still ringing from listening to all the crying he heard before he came here.
"Ok, fine. Take away my fun. Tsunade has a… mission for you." He stated, not knowing how to phrase it. Naruto rose an eyebrow. "You paused."
Kakashi slinked in his chair, "Alright, do you want it blunt?" Naruto scoffed through her ramen. "Do you know any other way?"
Kakashi looked away. Teasing his adorable little students hasn't been any fun since they grew up. He eyed the blonde and smiled beside himself. Naruto had grew up nicely. (Not perversely guys, in this sense it's legitimately. Gosh, get your minds out of the gutter.) She was the first on team 7 to become ANBU which had been a shocker to… everyone. Not to mention very beautiful. (There you go. :D)
"Sasuke's last mission went wrong, he's fine. Just lost a few years." He mumbled the last bit to himself but she heard it and set the ramen down in alarm. "Where is he? Is he alright?"
Kakashi smirked behind his mask, he along with pretty much the rest of the village knew about Naruto's feelings with the last Uchiha. Sasuke was just pretty dense for a prodigy, almost if not worse than Kiba was with Hinata.
"Yeah, he's fine. I was just sent to get you to go to Tsunades office. We'll meet him there." Naruto nodded than headed to her room to start a shower.
Kakashi rose an eyebrow in confusion. "What are you doing?" He asked, not that he was complaining. Naruto looked at him as if he was stupid. "It's you, do you honestly think they'll expect you on time? I'm gonna shower." Kakashi just eye smiled in response.
About an hour later you would find Kakashi and Naruto in Tsunade's office, both of them tuning her lecture out about time management. Naruto cleaned her ear out with her pinky, immensely bored. Tsunade sighed after ten minutes, they obviously weren't listening anyway. When Naruto realized that the village leader stopped Naruto spoke up. "Her obaa-chan, where's the crying coming from?"
Ever since Kakashi and her had come here there was this horrid screaming that hasn't stopped. Whoever it was had an impressive set of lungs, Naruto would give them that. Tsunade looked at Kakashi and they shared a smirk. This would be good. "That Naruto, would be your teammate."
Naruto dropped her arm and gave a confused look. "What?" Sasuke would never scream like that and Sakura, well she did but this didn't have the sound of fists hitting people so it wouldn't be her.
Tsunade sighed. "Naruto, this isn't a joke so don't think it is. We have been trying to fix this for the past few hours but haven't come up with anything." Naruto nodded confused. "Sasuke's been hit with a jutsu that turned him into a baby. He's been screaming for you for the whole time. You were supposed to be here on time but… that didn't work out now did it?"
Naruto blinked than slowly laughed. "Hahahaha, you guys are funny! What's really going on? You sent me on supposed leave last night, is there another mission or…what?"
Tsunade sighed and pulled out a bottle of sake, ignoring the glass. The screaming was really starting to get to her. She thought over what to say when Naruto's last words came to her. 'Mission.' She sighed in relief, there we go. If there was one thing Naruto was always serious about it would be missions.
"Ok, Naruto I already told you that this isn't a joke so don't be a brat and think otherwise. Sasuke really turned into a baby, as far as I can tell it'll just wear off with time. You're mission is to watch over him until otherwise."
Kakashi's eyes lit up in amusement when he saw where she was going with this. Naruto on the other hand groaned. "Yeah, ok. No, I'm going back to bed. Call me when this is over."
Naruto headed over to the door and opened it only to stop in her tracks. There Sakura was, looking like hell, holding baby Sasuke. She had to admit Sasuke as a baby was one of the cutest things she had ever seen but this was serious. There was no way Sasuke would stoop that low for, whatever it was this was. He was actually a baby right now, like at this very moment. Sasuke was a baby.
As soon as Sasuke saw Naruto he stopped crying and lit up with happiness. "Nuru! Nuru!" He chanted as he held his arms out for her to pick him up. Naruto, a little freaked out by Sasuke at the moment backed up wide eyed. Well, that only got Sasuke to start screaming again, not in anger like before but in sadness. His Naruto wasn't picking him up. "Naruto! I have been holding him, listening to him scream for the past two hours! Hold. Him." Sakura ordered. She held Sasuke out to Naruto who only shuffled back just a bit more hesitant than before.
Kakashi and Tsunade bit back there laughs. When Sakura looked ready to blow up they interfered. "Naruto take Sasuke, that's an order." Tsunade announced hiding a smirk. Naruto started to sputter refusals but was silenced by the hokage.
Sasuke stopped crying as soon as Naruto held him, instead gurgled happily. Everybody was quiet, the only things you could hear was Sasuke, who was paying 100% of his attention to his favoritest blonde. Naruto held Sasuke awkwardly in hopes that he would turn back to his 17-year-old self. No such luck. Nobody said anything, only watching Sasuke interact with their favorite blonde.
It was interesting seeing Sasuke act so un-Sasuke like. Sasuke was smiling and played with Narutos hair as he babbled quietly to himself. Naruto was slightly freaked out. Ok, Sasuke was a baby that was weird enough. But just… he was playing with her hair. She sighed, she needed to think. "O-ok, somebody take him. I need to think about what this all is."
She held Sasuke out to Kakashi who sighed and took him only to hold him back out when he started to scream again. Naruto took him in slight frustration, he stopped crying. She rose an eyebrow and gave him back to the unamused silver head, the greeting was more screaming. Naruto sighed and picked him back up, holding him more like you should. She ignored everyones curious/ amused looks and studied the baby in her arms who just happened to be Sasuke. Her best friend, slight crush and… a baby. Alright, simple.
Sasuke looked up and smiled toothlessly at the blue eyes who were watching him. He clapped his hands than held them to Narutos cheeks. "Nuru, Nuru, Nuru?" He asked/ said as he patted the whiskered cheeks. His face was serious, as if having a conversation where words were actually being used.
Naruto looked away with a small blush and scowled at the laughs that went around the room. Naruto sighed to herself and bounced Sasuke on her hip. She tilted her head slightly, narrowing her eyes when Sasuke pulled on her bangs. He was currently wearing a blue onsie with the Uchiha fan on his back, with red pants with conned booties that had kunai on them. She rose an eyebrow and resisted the urge to ask where the hell they found baby clothes with weapons on them. She rose her hand that was holding his back, making him fall further onto her chest, and treaded through his hair slightly. She peered behind and nodded to herself muttering, "Yup, still a duck ass."
Naruto fell out of her muse when she heard chortles around the room. She sighed, this obviously wasn't a joke and for some reason Sasuke wouldn't go to anybody else but her. She bounced Sasuke a few more times, smiling when he laughed before she turned back to the three other occupants in the room who were looking at her with varying amounts of amusement.
"Ok, since the Teme obviously isn't going to change back anytime. What do you want me to do about this?"
Tsunade looked surprised that her voice didn't hold any annoyance and mocking but managed to shrug it off with a sigh. "Well, you were right earlier. You've been doing more missions than is both physically and mentally healthy for the past few months so you will be on leave. However, you need to watch Sasuke since he won't let anybody else hold him besides us three but he constantly screams and cries. So you'll get paid leave, for the next one to three months. Determined by when Sasuke changes back, we can't do anything. He'll just change back when he does, it shouldn't be more than six months, luckily."
Naruto stood agape, "Six months!? Who is that lucky for? I can't be off missions for more than a week, two if you push it. What am I supposed to do in three months?" She angrily retorted but calmed down when she heard Sasuke whimper.
Without missing a beat Tsunade answered, "Watch Sasuke, train if you push your luck."
Sakura had to bite her lip from laughing at both of her teammates expense. She had given up on Sasuke a few years ago, when she was fifteen. Now she was eighteen, laughing at her baby sized teammate and her sister figure who was stuck watching her crush as that baby. She felt bad, but the humor and amusement overruled the bad.
The room grew quiet, Sasuke had fell asleep as Tsunade talked who was now content with sleeping in Narutos shoulder. Naruto shivered off the feeling of appending doom. Looking at her teacher for any support she was met with an amused grin and eye crinkle that was really pissing her off. Naruto sighed, "Are there any baby stores open yet?"
Tsunade clapped happily, "No need, before Kakashi went to get you he got the stuff. Yamato is building a crib in your apartment as we speak. Here's a diaper bag, and Shizune ran everything else you would need at your place so you are free to go."
Naruto blinked owlishly, "Your letting people brake into my apartment without my permission?"
"It wouldn't be breaking in if we had your permission." Kakashi chirped, earning him a deadpanned stare.
A minute of silence Naruto twitched her nose. "Well, I'm still very tired, with me getting back from a three day mission at five this morning and all. If you need anything, other than amusement and my despair you know where to find me."
With that Naruto shun shuned back to her apartment and sighed when she saw her living room covered in diapers, wipes and boxed baby clothes. Looking around again than down at Sasuke she scrunched her nose, "Damn, this will be a long three months."
|Hokage Tower|
A minute of silence passed before Sakura spoke up, "Shisou, why didn't we just change Sasuke back? I mean, there have been cases like this no matter how rare they were. We have the reversal jutsu, why didn't we use it?"
Tsunade sighed and looked at Sakura like a child, "Sakura, have you or have you not been annoyed with them stepping around their feelings for the past few years?"
Sakura shuffled, "Well, yeah. But won't Sasuke be mad?"
Tsunade froze and slowly drank the remaining half of the bottle. Uchihas were scary when they were mad.
Kakashi just chose to laugh, "Don't worry, once he gets laid he'll be thanking us."
The comment earned him a glare and a punch to the face.
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