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Meanwhile...
It was still nighttime and Robotnik finally won. "Sonic will never be able to stop me!" he cheered. "He has to give himself up! Oh, I truly am an indisputable genius sometimes."
He had no more worries. Finally, after so long, he could take over Mobius and build...zzzz...that beautiful...zzzz...empirezzz...zzzz...known...zzzz...as...zzzzzzzzzz...
"Wow, you can hear his snoring from here," said Tails.
"Digusting!" Amy remarked, "Do you still have the paper clip?"
When she turned around, Tails busily worked unlocking the door. With a few turns, the door sprang open with the creeeeakkk you always hear when doors open slowly in the middle of night.
They were scared to death- until they heard Robotnik's rhythmic snore.
"We did it!" Tails cheered.
"Quiet!" Amy whispered harshly.
Immediately, 50 sound-sensitive security cameras turned on. As he looked at all the red lights, Tails found a small path where the lasers never scanned, but it was only wide enough for one person.
"Tails, I'm scared."
"Don't worry, we'll just take turns."
Tails was the first to jump into the maze. It took leaping, flying, waiting, and crawling just to get through the first several feet. He saw Amy at the dungeon entrance. "I won't be able to make that. What if you fly and carry me?"
Tails was startled. It was hard for him to carry weights and fly simultaneously. But perhaps it would be good practice. "Ok, hop on my back!" he said.
Amy jumped on his back. "Oops!" she said, looking at a two-dimensional Tails on the ground.
"I'm ok!" he whispered.
After much huffing and sighing, Tails carried Amy through the maze. But at the end, with nothing stopping them but the door, he tripped when he tried to help her off. "Aggh!" he cried, as a red laser scanned his foot.
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"Aha!" Robotnik jumped out of his bed. "What could be more important than my beeeautiful sleep?"
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"What!" he shrieked, grabbing the nearest camera. The picture was not good: Tails and Amy escaped from his dungeon and demolished his lovely door.
Robotnik pressed a button that switched the security cameras out with machine guns. "Fire!" he commanded. Unfortunately, none of the guns aimed even remotely close to the entrance. Our friends took off.
Once outside, they saw forests encircling the castle.
"Hmmm..." Tails pondered how they would find their way home.
"AH! QUICK! ROBOTNIK!"
Amy shrieked. Robotnik raced straight for the team. Tails quickly picked her up and flew ten feet high in the air, out of Robotnik's grasp.
"AHA!" he smirked, "But I'm full of surprises. Heat seeking missile, fire!" he said triumphantly as he pushed a button on a remote control.
A rocket shot into the air and Tails saw it heading for Robotnik.
"AHHH! NO!" he shrieked, desperately pushing buttons. He quickly ducked before impact. Luckily for him, the rocket was not fast at turns.
"AHH! LOOK!" Amy cried "It's heading straight towards us!"
Tails tried to fly as fast as he could but with Amy in his arms it wasn't easy. "We're going to blow up!" she shrieked. They could do nothing except prepare for impact.
However, the impact was not a gory horror story. Instead, they found themselves riding on top of the missile!
"Isn't this thing suppose to blow up?" Amy asked.
"Sue Explodinghead for the weak plot line!" Tails said, pulling on wires.
"There!" he said, changing a gear, "Now I control the direction!"
With the simple press of a button, the missile went from approximately fifty miles per hour to five hundred. "HHHHOOOLLLDDD ONNNN TIIIIIIIGHT!" Tails said, or tried to say over the noise.
"LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!" Amy screamed.
"HUH?"
The missile carved a deep hole in the tree and like a catapult, sent our friends high in the air.
"AAAHHH!" Tails cried, as he plunged to his death. I hope Amy's ok, Tails thought. It's all my fault. If I hadn't tried being the hero we would have lived a happy life. But because of a stupid idea I had we're dead. Dead. Dead dead dead dead- OH WAIT I CAN FLY!
"Amy! WHERE ARE YOU!" he yelled as loud as he could. He didn't have to wait, the response was instantaneous.
"HELLLLPPP!" cried Amy, "TAAAAAIIIIILLLLSSS!"
Tails flew as fast as he could to her. "Don't worry, I got you!" he said, grabbing her arm. All movement stopped, save two tails spinning rapidly.
"Tails! You saved my life."
The impact of those words were no big deal to Sonic. Saving lives was practically cliché for him. But for Tails it meant something genuine. From the heart.
It meant he was a hero in her eyes.
Mustering all the courage he could, he tried to tell the girl of heaven what she meant to him.
"Amy...I...I...uh...you know...I mean I..I..."
"Tails," Amy interrupted, "can you get us down first? This is really hurting my arm."
So with her other arm, our two friends flew down gently. After five minutes, Tails saw the forest from where their adventure had originally begun. As they finally made it to ground, the sun pushed itself up, creating a beautiful sunrise.
"Next time you go on an expedition, Tails," Amy said, "don't ask me to join." And with that, she started to walk off.
"Wait-" Tails cried.
"What?"
"Well, you know how you said I saved your life?"
"Yeah, so?"
"Well, Amy," he said, trying to make a romantic pose. "Amy I...uh...I..mean..I...I...WOULDYOULIKETOGOONADATE?" he blurted out.
"Wow, Tails, do you really love me?" asked Amy.
He blushed "Uhh...yes..I mean Yes! Yes! I like, I mean, I love you!" he laughed.
"But you're eight," she said.
"Well, in this fanfic, I'm thirteen."
"What? You were thirteen the entire time and ohhhh-I'm going to KILL Explodinghead!"
"He does create a lot of plot holes."
"Yeah, the idiot!"
"Well," said Tails blushing, "do you still want to go on our date?"
"Sure, I mean, you saved my life."
"How about [insert Mobius restraunt], my treat?"
"Nah, I got kicked out of there a while back. How about McDonalds?"
"Oh! My favorite!"
THE END!
Yeah! All you poor exhausted readers, tired from my endless clichés, bad puns, and generally all-around horrible story, it's OVER! Thanks for giving me internet views because I would die without them.
Thanks:
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