Zorfendor: HEYA! Does anyone know who I am?

(crickets chirping)

Zorfendor: (Sigh) Anyway, Im a friend of Kit and Mii's, and I appear in Kitchi's fic Why Me AGAIN? And they said I could make some chapters so…here we go!!! Oh, I should also say that I'm adopted by Xaldin.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Zorfendor.

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Xaldin sat at the desk in the classroom of C3. He sighed, and said, "Okay, children, my name's Mr. Xaldin and I will be teaching you…literature."

Zorf smirked, "This should be interesting."

Xaldin opened a drawer at his desk and pulled out a stack of magazines. He arose from his seat, and began to pass them to all the kids.

One boy looked at it, and said "Hey wait a second, this is-"

"GAH! You pervert!" Another girl screamed from the other side of the room. Xaldin looked over his shoulder at her, and smirked. "Im teaching Literature, and that is reading, is it not?"

"Sir, but you can bring these into school!" the same boy from earlier, Matthew, began to say.

"Xaldin," Lexaeus said walking through the door connecting the rooms of C3 and C5, "I need your help with…HOLY SHIT!"

"What?"

"What are those doing here?"

"Well I teach literature, and that's reading is it not?"

"Well yes, but you cant bring those in here! This is a school for god's sake!"

"Whatever…now what did you need my help with?" Xaldin asked.

"Oh, that's right," Lexaeus said, suddenly remembering. He whispered something into Xaldin's ear, and he nodded.

"Okay. I'll be there later." Xaldin said. Lexaeus nodded, and walked out of the room. Xaldin looked at the clock and said, "It seems we are out of time…for homework, fine videos of the content you read today and…well watch them."

"We cant watch these! Our parents would kill us!" another girl shouted.

"Either that or fail." Xaldin said. The entire class groaned except for Zorfendor. He kicked back in the chair and though, "That's good old dad for ya."

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Zorf: Well that was fun! Hope you guys thought that was funny, but I am not a humor writer, I am an action/adventure writer. So sorry if it's not what you expected!