(at school, 11:05am)
Teacher: The earth collides with the moon and the sun for life. Any questions?
Students: No.
Teacher: Okay. Now the moon and the sun collides equals there's the eclipse.
(at the casino, 5:20pm)
Fan: He's hot. (grabs) Help!
Man: What. Call the police!
(at home, 5:25pm)
Lutari: What is it, people?
Man: (on phone) The fan has suddenly kidnapped.
Lutari: By who?
Man: (on phone) By the hostess of Disney XD.
Lutari: Bye. Ready, gangsters?
Ogrin: We're ready, man.
Lutari: Let's get the tail out of here.
(at the casino, 5:45pm)
Xweetok: Oh my gosh, she's getting away!
Lutari: (gunshot) I will kill you, EVE! Stop running!
EVE: Did you miss me?
Lutari: You're under arrest!
EVE: I arrest you.
Lutari: (gunshot) Die!
EVE: Drop your weapon!
Ogrin: Who? Don't tell me what to do, for pete's sakes.
EVE: You comedians!
Ogrin: Will you go away already?
EVE: I will murder you.
Ogrin: I'm gonna count to three. If you haven't dropped your weapon by the count of three, I will blow your balls out. 1... 2... 3! (gunshot)
EVE: Nice try, kid. You die someday. Poof!
Lutari: I just shot her.
Bori: The case is solved. No word for Toon Disney.
Lutari: Maybe so. Most of it, it helps.
To be continued...
