(at school, 11:05am)

Teacher: The earth collides with the moon and the sun for life. Any questions?

Students: No.

Teacher: Okay. Now the moon and the sun collides equals there's the eclipse.

(at the casino, 5:20pm)

Fan: He's hot. (grabs) Help!

Man: What. Call the police!

(at home, 5:25pm)

Lutari: What is it, people?

Man: (on phone) The fan has suddenly kidnapped.

Lutari: By who?

Man: (on phone) By the hostess of Disney XD.

Lutari: Bye. Ready, gangsters?

Ogrin: We're ready, man.

Lutari: Let's get the tail out of here.

(at the casino, 5:45pm)

Xweetok: Oh my gosh, she's getting away!

Lutari: (gunshot) I will kill you, EVE! Stop running!

EVE: Did you miss me?

Lutari: You're under arrest!

EVE: I arrest you.

Lutari: (gunshot) Die!

EVE: Drop your weapon!

Ogrin: Who? Don't tell me what to do, for pete's sakes.

EVE: You comedians!

Ogrin: Will you go away already?

EVE: I will murder you.

Ogrin: I'm gonna count to three. If you haven't dropped your weapon by the count of three, I will blow your balls out. 1... 2... 3! (gunshot)

EVE: Nice try, kid. You die someday. Poof!

Lutari: I just shot her.

Bori: The case is solved. No word for Toon Disney.

Lutari: Maybe so. Most of it, it helps.

To be continued...