Disclaimer: I don't own naruto or my characters but if taij did itachi and kakashi would be in trouble.
HELLO PEOPLE! Sorry it takes me a while to update. But I do have an excuse and its true...short term memory loss. I forgot how to get chapters on so yeah.anyway thank you to all my reviewers
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Taijiya Hatake yes you are an evil chipmunk and please make up your mind about the itachi kakashi thing. and yes I took out the kissy scene because im not that mean unlike some people and I don't try to embarrass you guys 2 much. Thanks for the review.
And if you other people are wondering, yes my friend Taijiya Hatake is crazy.
Chapter 3: taij and mego
"Hello" Botan said taking her phone out of her pocket. (It's red with no antenna thingy).
"BOTAN! Where are you and Mea?"
"Mego?"
"No it Mickey Mouse" she said sarcastically.
"Alright Mickey is Taij there too?"
"Of course she is. Now answer my question."
"Fine", she paused and remembered Sasuke was next to her,"Sasuke can you leave the room for a minute" she said sweetly.
"No it's my house"
"Fine"
"Botan are you still there and who are you talking to?" Taij asked.
"Im talking to Sasuke and-"
"OMG OMG you're talking to SASUKE and you didn't call us immediately!" Taij yelled causing Botan to pull the phone away from her ear.
"Well Mea didn't exactly call you either so you should yell at her too" Botan said or yelled witch ever you prefer.
"Will I'll yell at her later but where is she?"
Botan pleased that Mea would get yelled at too said, "she's at Gaara's house"
"WHAT I thought he was antisocial and stuff!" Taij yelled with Mego yelling something like "Not fair" behind her.
"Well Temari suggested it"
"Humph"
"Hey Botan is Naruto there?" Mego asked.
"No," then she got an evil smirk, "hold on some just walked through the door," then she handed the phone to Sasuke and put it to his ear," Sasuke what's the name of you sensei?" she asked innocently.
"Kakashi"
"AAAHHHH KAKASHI!" was heard from the phone, Sasuke dropped the phone like it shocked him and jumped across the room.
"What the HELL!" he shouted wide eyed and thinking he went deaf in one ear.
Botan just calmly picked up her phone again, "Taij Kakashi isn't here at the moment would you like me to take a message?"
"Yes, but before that how did you get there?" she asked.
"Through the tv" she answered knowing they were about to turn it on.
"Really?" came two voices.
"Yup," then a faint "mego turn the tv on" was heard.
Then Botan turned to Sasuke," Sasuke prepare for another twist in your life" she said simply.
He just looked confused.
Then two thuds were heard behind Botan then a third.
"Look what you two did you made the great Sasuke faint" Botan said trying to hold back laughter.
"Right now I'm more concerned if my butt made it out ok" Taij said standing up. She had light blonde hair that was shoulder length and a little curly she had grey eyes and was wearing a grey t-shirt with light blue jeans.
"Cool it worked!" Mego shouted. She had blonde hair too but it went to her chin and was curlier than Taij's. She had brown eyes and was wearing a yellow tank top with light blue jeans too.
"What are we going to do with Sasuke?" Taij asked looking at the uncoiunsious Uchiha. "I wish I had a camera"
"Mego what are you doing?" Botan asked. Mego had walked over to Sasuke and started poking him in the stomach.
She shrugged, "there's just something about a sexy tummy that I just can't resist poking"
"Two words: You. Crazy." Botan stated.
Then Sasuke started to wake up then he noticed Mego poking him in the stomach, "What are you doing?" he snapped.
"What's it look like I'm doing" Mego said still poking him.
Sasuke's eye twitched, "get off of me"
Mego reluctantly got off him and he stood up, "who are you?"
"I'm Taijiya or Taij for short and the one who was poking you was Mego"
"What are you doing here?"
"Visiting" all three girls said at the same time.
"Coooool" Mego said.
"Sasuke can they stay here?" Botan asked.
"Pleeeease" Taij and Mego said giving him puppy dog faces (XD).
Sasuke sighed, "No point in saying no is there"
"Nope" Taij answered.
"Fine" he said walking to the stairs with the three girls following him.
"Alright this is my room," he pointed to door behind him, " Botan that's your room," he said pointing to another door further down the hall on the opposite side, " Mego your room is next to mine and Taij's is next to Botan" then he walked into his room.
"Alright, night" Botan said walking to her room.
"Night" Taij and Mego said walking into there rooms.
Ok then the rooms are just regular white carpets, a window, dresser, bed, night stand, ect. And the bathroom is by taij's room. Alright that's chappy three and taij, mego, and botan I know I changed it from the written version but I type faster from my head.
Anyway next chappy coming soon!(I hope XD)
