AN: Here is chapter three :D I was actually very disappointed to find that there were forty two views, two alerts, and how many reviews? Oh yeah... none -_-

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Legend: "Talking" 'Thinking' Dreaming/Flashback

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Naruto :(

Chapter Three~

"You, are a despicable being!" Kisame growled between gritted sharp teeth. "And you wanna know something? That was just plain cruel!" I was in fits of laughter, and somewhere in between I managed a nod and agreement. Yeah, the first floor bathroom will smell of puke thanks to that dude, but whatever, it was so worth it! XD

"Calm down, Kisame-san," Itachi said. The shark dude looked like he would explode like one of Deidara's clay creations... plus he's as purple as a plum XD Speaking of plums... I wonder if we bought any... Thinking back to the time in the supermarket, I nearly couldn't remember.

"I will NOT calm down! This girl's a menace! She needs to be taken down!" Yelled Kisame, one hand on the handle of his sword.

"She's only way to survive in this world," Itachi argued calmly. Perhaps I did...

"We can survive just fine! Just take down the entire place!" He said, grinning. Oh yeah! I remember now! I did buy some!

"She said herself that there were many advanced technology that could take you down very fast, I would not want to risk that since our powers are weakened in this world." There was this guy with a green Mohawk, also picking out plums, except I saw him steal one.

"Then how about I just amputate her legs!" I didn't say anything about it because he looked like a dangerous criminal, all heavily tattooed and stuff.

"No." He also had piercings, one on his left brow, two on his right. Two lip rings and one Marilyn Monroe piercing. His nose had one in the middle like a bulls...

"Her arms? How about it?" It was a large hoop, gold and big and stuff. I don't like gold, I'm allergic, though I can't say it isn't pretty.

"No." I'm also allergic to peanut butter, so no PB&J for me :(

"Hands, fingers? So she can't hold her own shark fin soup ever again :D" I tried PB&J once, and let me tell you... I couldn't taste it at all! As soon as I smelt it and the thing touched my tongue, my face started swelling up in hives!

"No." It was so itchy! I kept scratching like I had the chicken pox! Which I had once, and let me tell you, it wasn't fun at all! .

"How about her tongue?" I had itches all over the place, and some in places I couldn't even reach! When mom and dad left to find some medicine to sooth my itching, I was crawling for help! My back was on the floor as I used my legs to move just to reach a spot that I couldn't reach!

"To keep her from talking and eating properly!" And not to mention, I think the poor wall is still traumatized by when I very nearly, and might as well have been molesting it, trying to scratch an itch!

"No." Now... what was I talking about? "She is our key to surviving and fitting in, and possibly our key to getting back to our world." Oh yeah! Plums! I ran into the kitchen to find some. "And she needs to be kept, ALIVE!" Itachi pointed at the spot I was just sitting in, and when he turned to face me, I could imagine the arrows and question marks pointing at my missing body if this was an anime.

"GIRL! GET OUT HERE!" Kisame growled. I poked my head out of the doorway to meet his furious, beady gaze.

"Yeah?" I asked, mouth full of chewed up bits of plums. A half eaten purple fruit was in my hand, juice dripping to the white tiled floors. Oops, I guess I'll have to clean that up later...

"Janelle-san," Itachi started. I held out a finger, wagging it.

"No 'san', that's just plain weird," I said. He nodded, a little confused. I heard that in Japan, not to add a prefix would be considered very rude. Well... tough luck XD This is AMERICA, USA, US, US of A, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! :P

"Janelle..." He said, frowning a little. Oh that respectful weasel! He'll have to get use to it :| "Do you have, any idea, whatsoever, of how to get us back to our world?" He asks. I shook my head.

"Nope. I don't know how you got here, I don't know how to get you back. But I'm pretty sure that it has something to do with the storm that had poured in when you arrived, since that's how people get into different worlds in stories anyways." I then pulled my head out of the door way and finished up my plum. Damn, the fruit is drippy.

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