Naruto: So I'm going to get a harem…
Me: yep that sounds about right.
Naruto: did you know about Japanese law for marriage.
Me: Maybe…hey you will be loaded with money so don't complain about the law. Just move to another country or buy an island or something.
Naruto: butt… that will make too much work for me *anime tears*
Me: Not my ~
I do not own Naruto or Bride Of Seto "Seto No Hanayome"…
Michishio Resident
"I'm home" Nagasumi said when entering the house. Before walking to his room he saw his parent at the living room already packed their stuff.
"Nagasumi welcome home, go to your room and start packing for a week at your Baa-Chan. Naruto already went to his room packing we will be going tomorrow morning" Honoka tell her son before getting up and went to the kitchen to make dinner.
Naruto who finished packing already is in deep thought whether he should bring his katana or not. "Should I bring it? Or not hmm tough choices since I seal it inside my book of seals at school." In the end he decided to leave it because walking to school again is boring not to mention if he accidently spotted by his fan girls. "I don't really want to walk home with only wearing my boxer I'm pretty sure that Teme is rolling is his grave if he's watching me running from a horde of fan girls. Now I know how he felt with those...girls." Naruto shuddered at the thought of this.
A sound is heard from upstairs alert him "Naruto, Kaa-san said that dinner ready. Its curry tonight "Naruto heard the voice that he recognize as Nagasumi. "Kay I'll be right up in a moment"
When Naruto arrive at the kitchen he seat next to Nagasumi while the parents sit in front of them. "Ittadakimasu" they all said before start eating.
"Have you two finished packed already? "Asked Honoka starting a conversation
"Yes Kaa-san although I need to go out after this to the convenience store to buy some stuff."
"Hey Naruto buy some snacks while you at it. It's a long trip to grandma house."
"Seriously Nagasumi you need to lay low on snacks it's bad for your health"
"And Ramen is good for your health?"
"Touché, alright I get it…Don't come to me when you sick, anyway I'm done eating so I'm going out for a while." Naruto get up from his chair and went out of the dining room to the front door.
On the way to the convenient store Naruto spotted a familiar green hair girl. He silently makes his way to the unsuspecting girl
"Suzu-Chan~…Guess who? Said Naruto while blocking her sight with his hand.
"N-Naruto-Kun..." trying to calm herself from the shock.
"Nail it in one guess...So what are you doing here? It's kind of late to be alone."
"Mom need some spices for her cooking so she ask me to go buy some at the nearest convenience store but the store closed so I came here and saw this cute kitty" said Suzu while showing him a white cat with black spot on its body.
"Cute. Want to go to the store together since I know you didn't go there yet."
"Kyaa I'm alone with Naruto-Kun is this a d-d-date..."
"Umm Suzu-Chan are you ok, your face is red and smoke is coming out…"
"YES! Naruto-Kun lets go." Suzu said while moving her hands upward accidently throwing the kitty into a nearby house and the sound of a dog bark is heard throughout the neighborhoods.
While walking to the convenience store, Naruto make a conversation with her telling her that he's going to Seto inland to visit his grandmother for a week
"Got everything you need Suzu?"
"Yes Naruto-Kun, thank you and have a nice holidays at your grandmother house" giving Naruto a slight bow.
"Its kin of late so how about I take you home".
"It's ok Naruto-kun I don't want to bother you".
"Nonsense now let's go before I carry you to your house".
"c-c-c-carry me please" Suzu said in a low tone. Two little Suzu appeared on both Suzu shoulder.
*Imaginary Devil Suzu* "Shout to him baka let him take you somewhere less crowded area and have fun with you. "
*Imaginary Angel Suzu* "Suzu don't listen to that tomato listen to your heart and take it slow"
*Imaginary evil Suzu* "That's it toothpaste it's on" the two small Suzu began their catfight and end up pulling each other cheeks
"Did you say something Suzu? Anyway let's go." Naruto said and then grab her hand leading her to her house.
"Eep"
Imaginary Angel Suzu lifts her hand expecting something in it
"You barely do anything!"
"A bet is still a bet. I knew she's too shy to confess to him"
Naruto arrive home after getting Suzu home, he was greeted from Suzu mother and invited for dinner again. He politely declines the offer while giving his reasons. He left the Masanori's after a good cup of tea.
"I wonder how much change seto inland happened" with that Naruto shut his eyes and go to sleep.
The Next morning
Our blond is currently riding a train that is going to Sooura valley with Nagasumi beside him and the parents opposite.
*yawn* "Are we there yet Tou-san? I'm tired and my but hurts."
"What's wrong with you, you're still young" Haruto said to Nagasumi while having his hand below his chin obviously bored.
"Hey Naruto did you bring the green book you write I forgot the title"
"Oh The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi, yep I have em tell me what you think of it when you're done' Naruto reach for his bag above their head and take out a green book. "I didn't know you write" said Honoka clearly surprise that her son write a book. "Only when I got lots of time to spare" Naruto said while giving a smile to his parents. _ The Michishio currently waiting for a bus as soon as they leave the train station. Naruto went to check the bus schedule and Nagasumi is at his side "Whoa only one bus in a hour" "Hahahaha you surprise Nagasumi" "Yeah I'm surprise. Not only that but there is no bus running at night"
"Relax Nagasumi this is a rural area so this kind of situation is to be expected"
"Naruto right, to us old folk its normal"
"What's that dear, did I hear you said I'm old?" Honoka giving a dare glare to her husband.
"Err *gulp* I mean adults...yes adults its normal. Haruto was gasping for air relieve that he escape his wife wrath.
"You ok Tou-San. You look like you ran around a school field nonstop? Said a worried Nagasumi
"He's alright kids just a little bit ecstatic since it's been a while we came here, oh look the bus is already here". They went on the bus with Haruto dragged by Honoka by his shirt collar.
They arrive at the front of a wooden house surrounded by grass, bushes and trees, it still uses a sliding door and at the back of the house is a clearing facing a mountain. The bus stop happened to be in front of the house.
When they arrive they were greeted by Haruto Mother and Nagasumi and Naruto Grandmother. She wears a maroon yukata with white apron at her front. She tied her hair in a bun behind and waiving her hand with a smile on her face. To Naruto his grandmother face looked like a fox especially when she smiles. After they all greeted her they went to their room and start unpacking. Honoka who went to help Hisako which is Haruto mother name in the kitchen, cooking.
Naruto and Nagasumi who already finished unpacking are currently giving respect to the dead.
Now all of Michishio family is sitting at a table in front of a classic television in the living room getting ready for dinner.
"Whoa Kaa-san tonight dinner looks delicious, fried meat balls, salmon and my favorite shitake mushroom." Said an eager Nagasumi
"You should thank your baa-Chan for those she cooked most of the dish while I help some."
Hisako giving a tender smile said "The market currently having a sale since soon there will be a festival so I went and buy since it's rare for you to visit me"
"Thank you Kaa-san, we should be here early but ..." Honoka said only to be interrupted by Haruto.
"Well it's kind of hard to get a leave since the company is busy with lots of client"
"It's fine if you just leave your husband behind and just came here with Naruto and Nagasumi"
Honoka giggle a bit while Haruto have a sad face
"That is so mean" Haruto went to a corner circling his finger on the floor
"As for Nagasumi, he just finishes his supplementary classes yesterday"
"Kaa-san please don't remind me of that" Nagasumi said while giving a sigh
"Even though its summer vacation he and Naruto still need to go to school though I don't know why Naruto went to school also on his vacation."
"Oh he just went to school so that he have more sleep time, since he know if he's at home he won't be sleeping much like when he's at school" Nagasumi said like it's the most obvious thing around.
Naruto started to sweat trying to find a way out of this mess while giving a glare to Nagasumi"
"Hahaha your father was worse at his studies but he manage to live quite splendidly, And to think that he married such a wonderful wife too and have two cute sons, this is such a wonderful thing "
"HAHA she called you both "cute sons"" Haruto said facing to Naruto and Nagasumi.
"Shut up" both Nagasumi and Naruto said at the same time
"I'll trouble you further with this useless man." Hisako said while giving a formal bow to Honoka
"I'm sorry the grandchild's turns out to be useless and lazy as well"
"Hey, hey, hey" all the men's in the room said at the same time.
They finished eating dinner, Honoka and Hisako went to the kitchen to wash the dishes while Haruto went to his room. Naruto and Nagasumi remain in the living room watching television
NAGASUMI, NARUTO LETS GO FOR A SWIM TOMORROW" Haruto said only wearing swim trunks and a floater.
"… Tou-San you been strangely ecstatic since we got here"
"Huh you said something Tou-San"
"You both still young, why aren't you excited? Both of you should be more like a child from Showa era where you get crazy and excited till your nose bleed"
"Flaw detected" Naruto said
"Yes Tou-San, we both are born during Heisei era"
"Che both of you are not cute at all, could it be that you can't swim?
"How can you say that, I'm the best swimmer around second only to Naruto. How can that be possible?
The Next day
Nagasumi and Haruto went to the populated side of the beach while Naruto went to the cliff side where he can train his technique.
'Kage Bunshin No Jutsu" a dozen of Naruto appeared after the smoke.
"Ok I want three of you train with Rinnegan and the rest train to improve chakra control I will do the water walking at the sea to increase chakra capacity.
Naruto began his training. With the ocean current always changing he need to change his chakra output to suit the surface of the sea.
After two hours of training Naruto dispelled the clones and began walking to the more populated side of the sea. He search for Nagasumi but only saw his father. Thinking Nagasumi maybe went to buy some drinks or something Naruto relax until he heard Nagasumi yell for help.
"Oh shit, that Nagasumi voice, where is he?" Naruto began looking around left right and finally he saw a violent splash far from the shore. He rushes into the water swimming to Nagasumi as fast as he can.
"He-lp , I'm suffocating ,I can't breathe" Nagasumi thinking while trying to resurface but due to his cramping leg he sink further down. While Nagasumi starting to lose conscious he saw a girl with a fin as a leg near a rock at the bottom of the ocean and then he saw Naruto swimming to him, and the blackness claim him.
" Oh no this is bad Nagasumi is already unconscious, I need to do something quickly" without thinking any further he activate his Rinnegan and uses Shinra Tensei to push Nagasumi to the shore, when Nagasumi is thrown from the ocean he use his Rinnegan to soften Nagasumi fall.
"Seriously what's with me and saving people with my life, my chakra almost gone and my body is hurting like hell I guess this is it. Before he also fell unconscious he saw a long hair girl with fish tail and one though went inside his mind "Isaribi?"
Naru-to Na-ruto oi Naruto wake up, I couldn't find you guys anywhere so you both have been sleeping at a place like this, I thought that you had drowned. Wake Nagasumi up and let's go back to your Baa-Chan house."
"Nagasumi wake up we need to go back now" Naruto shakes Nagasumi shoulder
"Naruto urgh what happened I swear I was drowning and you save me"
"Yeah that happened"
"And I saw a girl that has a fish tail saw me drowning until you save me"
"I think you drink too much sea water that your brain is mess up?
"But..." Nagasumi tried to claim what he saw.
"Let's just go back for now, I'm tired and need a good rest." Naruto move his arm to prove his tiredness.
"Let's go" Naruto walk toward his grandmother house.
"W-wait up Naruto"
"I better keep this a secret I really don't want others to think I'm crazy saying that a Mermaid save me" and with that thought Naruto speed up his walk to his grandmother house.
Unknown to both of them, a girl is standing on a tall rock watching both Nagasumi and Naruto walk away.
"Nagasumi, you saw a mermaid?
"I'm serious Baa-Chan, I saw her before Naruto save me"
*smack*
"Stop saying such embarrassing things, I wonder who you take after" Honoka smack Nagasumi lightly on the head.
"From my parents sitting over there, right?" Nagasumi answer his mother.
"There aren't any mermaids in Saitama?" Hisako asked.
"Kaa-san please don't listened to what he said"
"I seriously saw one! Ask Naruto if you don't believe."
Both Honoka and Haruto give a look at Naruto who's currently watching a drama. "Yeah sure, whatever he said" he said in a bored tone.
"There are legends about mermaids in Seto inland, especially around this area"
"Legend about Mermaids?"
"If the legend are true, this is going to end up being troublesome" Hisako with worried voice.
"Kaa-san Nagasumi maybe just daydreaming due to summer heat or the seawater he drank" Haruto said while drinking his tea.
"I WASN'T DREAMING"
"I wonder who you take after" Honoka said sadly.
"MY PARENT, RIGHT!"
"As I was saying she's a girl with long hair" Nagasumi trying to convince both Haruto and Honoka until a voice interrupts them.
"Erm konbanwa" a feminine voice.
Naruto slowly turned to see who came at this late night and to say Naruto shocked is not an understatement in fact he is sure that he saw this girl today.
The girl has a long light brown hair, a fair skin and eyes matches her hair. She wearing sleeveless t shirt and a soft red pleated skirt, she is beautiful to sum it all.
"Oh"
"We have a guest at such late hour?
"She has a cute face for a girl" Nagasumi said trying to describe the girl he saw and turned to see who came "that's right, she looked just like that girl…"
"Wargh!" Nagasumi yell as if he saw a ghost.
*Smack*
"Shut up!* Honoka smack Nagasumi again.
"oh, whose daughter are you" Hisako asked
"Nice to meet you, My name is Seto San"
"Seto San?"
"A friend of Nagasumi or Naruto?" Hisako asked again
Nagasumi currently being drag by Haruto inside the room began beating his son
"They should have any friend here but…"
"Excuse me but by any chance your blonde son name Naruto…San"
"Yes"
"N-Naruto-San , p-p-please Naruto-San Please make me your wife!" San lower her head
For some reason her words echoes in their minds
"Erm I guess it's shocking to say this so suddenly but I hope Naruto-San could take responsibility for what happened this afternoon
"eh ,what" was the only voice that came out from Naruto mouth before he was punch with a boxing glove Haruto luckily he able to swap place with simple kawarimi
"You scoundrel what kind of indecent act have you done at a place that I wasn't aware of, you force me to use my left hook!"
"I'm not Naruto" Nagasumi whine before he was slap silly by Honoka in rage who doesn't check whether who she hit is Naruto or not.
"Doing such thing while you only junior high Useless, Useless" Honoka Scream
"Kaa-San what did I do? Nagasumi is now officially afraid of his Kaa-San "Super Slap"
Naruto who's at the back of the group just sigh
"My life just gets better and better cant I have a simple life...Why…"
Well that the end of this chapter. Next chapter :My wife is a spy…Sorry wrong title ahem Next Chapter: My Wife Is A Yakuza?...I will be M.I.A for a while cuz I'm moving and don't worry I still write maybe ill upload them when I'm at MCD or something .some flaw here and there point me if there are.
