NOW I´VE GOTTEN TO THE THIRD CHAPTER, THIS IS ONLY THE BIGGINIG. HOPE YOU LIKE IT FROM HERE ON IT GETS THE FUNIEST, THE PAST TWO CHAPTERS WERE LIKE THE INTRUDUCTION SO PREPARE YOUR SELVES FOR THE FUNIEST PARTS.
CHAPTER 3
Jaccob may be antiquated but he was rich, his father had let him in his will more than 50 million. From that desirable amount of money he bought a home close to the beach, it wasn´t a house it was a mansion, a huge luxury mansion; it was painted in white and had a dark, dry blue ceiling.
Jaccob had neighbor obviously, they were Lady Gaga, the Black Eyed Peas, and across the street was Miley Cyrus. It was Saturday, the next day Sunday Jaccob went for a walk, he was a third werewolf; he actually needs that, he was peeing in one of Palm Springs palms, when Gaga came to talk.
Gaga was dressed with some lemon glasses, a huge cap made out of an innocent fox, a pair of high hills that were about 1.5 feet tall. She also had a baby suit made of raw meat.
GAGA: Hey good man, I see you got a good package.
Said gaga watching to Jaccob´s man honor.
JACCOB: I guess it is pretty big.
GAGA: Why don't we go for a walk? I promise I won't kill you.
JACCOB: Ok.
The two characters went walking until they got to the mall; Gaga was still wearing that crazy outfit. Gaga took Jaccob to a very fancy store to buy him underwear. Who knows why she wanted to do that. An employee from the store came, Gaga read his employee card to find his name; his name was Alejandro. As soon as gaga read that some music came out of nowhere and Gaga began singing, "Don't call my name don't call my name Alejandro… I´m not your babe…" suddenly Jaccob snap her in her head and everything stopped.
GAGA: Why did you do that?
JACCOB: I didn´t want the gays to appear.
Said Jaccob referring to the video of that same song; Gaga death glare at Jaccob.
Gaga saw a red panty with jewels covering some blue wings at the sides and a container for Jaccob´s secret parts.
Jaccob tried it on and he loved it.
He smiled while Gaga took her digital camera and began to take pictures of Jaccob with different baby suits. Some were red, others were black, some were even transparent and they all had something weird: flowers coming out of them, spines that were very exciting, and even toy animals.
They finally bought half of the store, only the weird part, and went to walk again.
Gaga there saw two girls, there were Gloria and Bella! They had come from Phoenix to Miami who know for what.
