Yes I have decided to carry it on one more chapter

I am so very very very sorry about how long this all took. I had problems updating, and I was dragged off for a few days with my family, with no computer (or civilization) in sight.

So, on with the chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight characters….sadly.

"So you pull it gently over, making sure you don't rip it…." The lady on the DVD droned on.

OMG. Ok, breathe Bella. You can do this! I mean, you're 17 years old for God's sake.

True, your boyfriend is sitting next to you, but whatever!

PING! Ow. The noise and slight pain brought me sharply back to earth, and I looked down, sensing that something was wrong. There was.

I'd ripped the condom, just like the DVD-lady said not to. Opps.

And I'd pinged it against my finger. Well, they don't call me clumsy for nothing.

Out of the corner of my eye I could see Edward grinning at me, his condom already on the banana. I briefly wondered where he'd gotten his experience from, and then remembered his supernatural skills. I sighed. If I could only find even one thing that he isn't good at, but no. He even has to be the best at putting a sodding condom on a banana.

Sometimes life just isn't fair.

"Sir." Edward got Mr. Taylor's attention. "We need a new condom over here."

Oh.My.God. Did Edward have any idea how wrong that sounded? All the others in the class sure did, as they burst into laughter.

"What's wrong Bella?" Lauren whispered nastily to me. "Used it already have you?"

I blushed. God, I hate Lauren. I have no idea why she hates me so badly but I'll hate her back just for the heck of it. Why can't she act more maturely? Its not as if Edward and I are gonna use the condoms. We've barely got past kissing, let alone second base or sex.

Unfortunately.

But whatever. Mr.Taylor came and gave me another freaking condom, and then asked Edward if "you could help her with that young man."

Um……great. My boyfriend is now showing me how to put on a condom.

As if this couldn't get any worse. Well, actually it could. Mike chose that moment to say to me, "Bella, I could help you if you like. Edward doesn't have to."

You don't need to be an expert to tell that Mike really shouldn't have said that. I don't know why he did to be honest. I bet he just wanted to get Edward's panties in a twist.

….and he succeeded.

Although, Edward doesn't wear panties.

At least, I hope not. I don't exactly know, much to my disappointment. But I would think Edward is the boxer kind of guy. However, now I think about it, I could picture Edward in briefs too.

Hmmm……….

WAIT! I'M NOT MEANT TO BE THINKING ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWEAR EDWARD WEARS!!

Does he even wear underwear?

OMG!! SHUT UP BRAIN!!

I am so glad Edward can't read my mind.

So, what happened was, Edward started glaring at Mike like he wanted to kill him with his eyes. Seriously.

Mike just ignored him and said to me "Bella, come over here. I'll help you."

Um, no thanks.

"I can help her fine thank you Michael." Edwards voice sounded as cold as ice, and I shivered upon hearing it. Not in a good way too. That's how cold it was. Mike just looked at Edward, although I could tell he was kinda worried now. But to give him credit, he didn't show it.

"Don't worry Edward, I can help-"

"Don't you dare say you can help her again." Edward interrupted Mike. "Bella is perfectly fine with me. And yet that idea out of your head."

"W-what? What idea?" Mike seriously looked scared and didn't even try to hide it.

"The idea that Bella is going to come round your house tonight. Because she isn't, got that?"

By now the whole class was listening intently.

"How did you even know that?" Mike seemed as though he was getting ready to run away from Edward now.

"Because I know you. And if you ever think of laying a hand on her I'll-" Mr.Taylor, having come to his senses, interrupted Edward, by saying "Now now boys. That's enough ok? Edward, you can help Bella and Mike can help Jessica. Everyone happy now?"

I could tell Edward wasn't at all happy, but he sighed irritably and flexed his hands. Then he looked at Mike on last time, as if to say 'don't touch Bella or else'.