The World Kayaba Only Knows.
Chapter 3
Notes: chapter 3! Yay! It will now take some more time to post new chapters, I had already written 3 chapters and most of 4 before I published these chapters here, but even then, I don't think it will be a long wait between chapters.
Keima spawned in the middle of a large city, and was bewildered by the beautiful sights around him, with hundreds, or thousands of players joining. Keima didn't really care that much about his avatar's appearance, so he made his avatar pretty basic, making it resemble himself, without giving away his identidy, or he was sure someone would recognize him as the, 'God of Conquest' which is the main point of being here. He was sure that there would be some female AI's around to conquer. The fighting aspect was a mere side activity to him. He was also not going to capture any girls from the real world who had joined, as again, they were from the real and plus, it was so likely that a large portion of the females from the real world are actually males, because well, you know, especially if you are a guy.
Truthfully, there are 5 reasons Keima doesn't want to play as a girl.
1. He doesn't want to lie about his gender.
2. He doesn't want to be stuck the entire game as a female.
3. He has already been a girl in the real world and it was a pain in the butt. (Yui's conquest.)
4. He has already cross-dressed in the real world. (Yui's goddess reveal conquest.)
5. He can't capture any of the girls within the game if he is a girl!
Keima then ran off to find potential capture targets. After about 5 minutes or so, he found a A.I. Woman selling weapons.
It was evening before Keima was almost complete with his capture. At first, he believed it was impossible to conquer girls in this game, due to the game focusing on action, however nearing his limit, he noticed that the shopkeeper looked upset about something, so he asked, and she revealed that another shopkeeper is framing her for ripping off customers, and she is soon going to have to shut down.
Keima then received a quest from her and was enthralled by the fact that there are conquest quests. He proceeded to the the enemy shopkeeper and confronted him. However, in a violent twist, he pulled out a machete and leaped at Keima.
"Die!" He yelled.
A warning message then appeared in Keima's view that said in the quest that he is doing right now, he is not protected by the violence protection code. Keima realized that he had to kill the shopkeeper that framed the woman shopkeeper.
Keima stepped to the side and dodged the attack and grabbed the machete in the man's arm, and took it from him. Keima hadn't bought a weapon at this point, so he had to use what the man had. Keima then stabbed him straight in the head, and the man exploded into a million polygons.
"What a clique event. It was quicker than expected. Must be because this is the first floor."
He returned to the shopkeeper, who thanked him for his brave deeds, and rewarded him the option to kiss her. He was about to kiss her and complete the conquest, when bells went off in the distance and Keima was enveloped in a blue light and vanished.
"Damn it!" Keima yelled when he realized he teleported.
'Why now, I really don't care about whatever's happening. It's probably just a welcome announcement. Damn, I was so close to the end too!
I'm logging off now, I'm starving, I'll eat anything right now, even Elsie's creations.'
He then swiped his finger to access the menu. However, when he went to log out, he noticed he couldn't log out.
'What? I can't log out. I'm stuck here...'
And then the world was covered in warnings.
(I hope you know what happens here. I'm not going to write this whole thing down. It's up to the point where Kayaba leaves.)
'What? I'm actually stuck here until the game is cleared? If I die here I die for real? And people now know who I am because of the revealing of our real appearances?'
"YAHOOOOO!" Keima cheered. "No more of the real interfering!"
Then Keima thought about it, and really thought about it.
"GOD DAMNIT! I have my other games to beat! Damn it! Screw you Kayaba! Screw you to new hell!"
Keima, realized that there is no complaining now, there are still girls to conquer here, but now Keima made it a higher priority to level up, as he didn't want another incident like that shopkeeper to happen on floor 50 or so if he is still level 1.
Keima then ran back to the woman shopkeeper, who had saved his event thankfully, so he kissed her, and got a permanent 20% discount. He bought a one handed sword and ran to the gate that would lead him outside the walls and into the training grounds where he could level up... But...
He heard something he did not want to hear at all, a voice that haunted him to no end, one that constantly reminded him he is still grasped by the chains of the real world.
He heard...
"KAMI-NII-SAMAAAA!"
Notes: How did Elsie get here and why did she come? Find out next chapter! R&R! I hope you aren't angry by skipping what Kayaba said. I'm not sure, but I think most of you know what Kayaba said. He just said that being unable to log out is part of the game. You can't leave until all 100 floors are cleared. If you die in the game you die in real life. Nobody from the outside can interfere. You now look like your actual real self. And finally good luck.
