SMARTBLUEBOY HAS JUST LOGGED ON

BELLASWANASACHIPETTE HAS JUST LOGGED ON

SmartBlueBoy: Hey, Jeanette.

BellaSwanAsAChipette: Oh, hi, Simon.

SmartBlueBoy: Why did it take you 10 minutes to write "oh, hi, Simon"?

BellaSwanAsAChipette: Busy...

SmartBlueBoy: Sure you are. I like cheese.

BellaSwanAsAChipette: OMG ME TOO!

SmartBlueBoy: What is "OMG"?

BellaSwanAsAChipette: O=Oh...M=My...G=Gosh...

SmartBlueBoy: Really?

THEAWESOMEONEINRED HAS LOGGED ON

TheAwesomeOneInRed: Simon, you don't know what "OMG" means? You idiot!

SmartBlueBoy: I don't know this new language.

BellaSwanAsAChipette: You idiot, Simon! It's "computer-talk" or as we call it: "cool-talk".

TheAwesomeOneInRed: Jean...if you don't like Simon...I can date you...

BellaSwanAsAChipette: NO! I'M FINE WITH SIMON EVEN IF HE'S A BIT DUMB!

PINKMEANSLOVE HAS LOGGED ON

PinkMeansLove: Alvin, did you ask my sister out?

TheAwesomeOneInRed: No...*smirks*...

PinkMeansLove: Oh, really? That's not what Jeanette told me!

TheAwesomeOneInRed: Jeanette! How could you?

BellaSwanAsAChipette: Uh...I...

SMARTBLUEBOY HAS LOGGED OFF

BellaSwanAsAChipette: Sorry, Simon.

PinkMeansLove: He's gone.

TheAwesomeOneInRed: He's reading over my shoulder.

BellaSwanAsAChipette: That dummy...but he's sweet.

ChIpMuNk-ChIpEtTe-RoCk: Think what you want, Jean. But he didn't know what "OMG" meant. Is that really sweet? NO!

TheAwesomeOneInRed: Get out of this, Kaylee!

ChIpMuNk-ChIpEtTe-RoCk: Too bad, Alvie. Simon is "duh", though.

PinkMeansLove: Meanie!

BellaSwanAsAChipette: Why don't you like Simon?

ChIpMuNk-ChIpEtTe-RoCk: Because, in the TV show...sorry 'bout this...but his voice sounds annoying and he's like all smarty-pants and UGH!

TheAwesomeOneInRed: He can see this. He wants to kill you, now.

ChIpMuNk-ChIpEtTe-RoCk: Ha ha ha! He'll never get me!

BellaSwanAsAChipette: *giggles* He knows where you live. Canada.

TheAwesomeOneInRed: Yeah.

ChIpMuNk-ChIpEtTe-RoCk: Bye now!

PinkMeansLove: How can she go offline without logging off.

BellaSwanAsAChipette: She's an author. She has her ways...

THEAWESOMEONEINRED, PINKMEANSLOVE, AND BELLASWANASACHIPETTE HAS LOGGED OFF