My Version of Tales of Symphonia
Disclaimer: I do not (and never will) own these games.
Chapter 3
Evangel: The start of another chapter! Yay for more chapters!
Lloyd: Hey, where's Remiel?
Colette: I dunno, I'll just take the Cruxis Crystal and leave now.
Zinaida: I collected the bounty on Remiel, so you'll have to deal with me!
Colette: Wait, you just killed a major character in the story!?
Zinny: Yep, talk about major plotholes!
CUT!
Chelf12: Ok, we need a new Remiel...
Jack-O: Remember, they have a back button!
Chelf12: There's no such thing as a back button! HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! THE GUY AT THE KEYBOARD! DON'T TOUCH THAT ARROW THAT GOES TO THE LEFT!
Colette/Lloyd: Why is he screaming at air?
ACTION!
Zinny: I dunno, he's crazy!
Chelf12: Hey, I heard that!
(Chelf12 obtains the title of Crazy Person)
Colette: Well, first he screams at air, and now there are mysterious voices everywhere. I really need to cut my Red Bull consumption down to 6 packs a day.
Lloyd: Can we leave now? This music is getting on my nerves.
Evangel: Can we leave Zinaida here? I don't like her.
Pulvie: Yeah, especially since I couldn't hit the inside of a barn if both doors were shut and I was standing in it.
Chelf12: Well, fine then, Zinaida, you are the new mysterious voice! I fired the other one.
Jack-O: What about me? I want a job too!
Kratos: Jack, I hate to tell you this, but we only need one serious person for this story.
Jack-O: Fine then, I'm leaving!
(Back at Iselia)
Lloyd: Well see ya tommorow Colette!
Colette: Fine, whatever (dang stalker).
Lloyd: Now what was I supposed to do again? Oh yeah, go see that old coot, Marble.
(At the human ranch)
Marble: About time! I was getting bored waiting here!
Lloyd: Well, where's Genis?
Marble: Oh, he's having tea and crumpets with Forcystus.
Pulvie: Ooh, I wish I could eat...
Desian: Hey! Old lady!
Marble: He did it! (Points to Lloyd)
Lloyd: Lady, when I save..err..take over the world, you die first! (Jumps off cliff) (Wile E. Coyote style fall) (Makes a SPLAT!)
Chelf12: Well now, that won't work, he's dead! (Uses Author Powers to revive him)
Lloyd: I'm alive!
Chelf12: Yes, you are, just don't jump off anymore cliffs.
!SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!
Chelf12: Read JoeyHyrulesHero's work! It's great! Right Evangel?
Evangel: Yeppers!
!END OF SHAMELESS PLUG!
Chelf12: I think I crammed enough into this chapter!
!END OF CHAPTER!
Well, in Chapter 4, we see the old lady get killed, a major plot twist, more titles, Jack-O, and Bolt (another AC in ACLR).
