My Version of Tales of Symphonia

Disclaimer: I do not (and never will) own these games.

Chapter 3

Evangel: The start of another chapter! Yay for more chapters!

Lloyd: Hey, where's Remiel?

Colette: I dunno, I'll just take the Cruxis Crystal and leave now.

Zinaida: I collected the bounty on Remiel, so you'll have to deal with me!

Colette: Wait, you just killed a major character in the story!?

Zinny: Yep, talk about major plotholes!

CUT!

Chelf12: Ok, we need a new Remiel...

Jack-O: Remember, they have a back button!

Chelf12: There's no such thing as a back button! HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! THE GUY AT THE KEYBOARD! DON'T TOUCH THAT ARROW THAT GOES TO THE LEFT!

Colette/Lloyd: Why is he screaming at air?

ACTION!

Zinny: I dunno, he's crazy!

Chelf12: Hey, I heard that!

(Chelf12 obtains the title of Crazy Person)

Colette: Well, first he screams at air, and now there are mysterious voices everywhere. I really need to cut my Red Bull consumption down to 6 packs a day.

Lloyd: Can we leave now? This music is getting on my nerves.

Evangel: Can we leave Zinaida here? I don't like her.

Pulvie: Yeah, especially since I couldn't hit the inside of a barn if both doors were shut and I was standing in it.

Chelf12: Well, fine then, Zinaida, you are the new mysterious voice! I fired the other one.

Jack-O: What about me? I want a job too!

Kratos: Jack, I hate to tell you this, but we only need one serious person for this story.

Jack-O: Fine then, I'm leaving!

(Back at Iselia)

Lloyd: Well see ya tommorow Colette!

Colette: Fine, whatever (dang stalker).

Lloyd: Now what was I supposed to do again? Oh yeah, go see that old coot, Marble.

(At the human ranch)

Marble: About time! I was getting bored waiting here!

Lloyd: Well, where's Genis?

Marble: Oh, he's having tea and crumpets with Forcystus.

Pulvie: Ooh, I wish I could eat...

Desian: Hey! Old lady!

Marble: He did it! (Points to Lloyd)

Lloyd: Lady, when I save..err..take over the world, you die first! (Jumps off cliff) (Wile E. Coyote style fall) (Makes a SPLAT!)

Chelf12: Well now, that won't work, he's dead! (Uses Author Powers to revive him)

Lloyd: I'm alive!

Chelf12: Yes, you are, just don't jump off anymore cliffs.

!SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!

Chelf12: Read JoeyHyrulesHero's work! It's great! Right Evangel?

Evangel: Yeppers!

!END OF SHAMELESS PLUG!

Chelf12: I think I crammed enough into this chapter!

!END OF CHAPTER!

Well, in Chapter 4, we see the old lady get killed, a major plot twist, more titles, Jack-O, and Bolt (another AC in ACLR).