School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!
By: DMEX
The disclaimers apply. I don't want to be sued and in court with Harvey Birdman as my lawyer!
Part 3:
Stop Mooning or Else!
-Tenma's house-
(The Mooninites and Tenma are watching some movie on TV, while Harima is chewing them out)
Harima (angry): -CAUSING TROUBLE WHEREVER YOU GO! AND CORRUPTING TENMA-! Ignignot: This is a good movie. Tenma: It's Lady Scarecrow 2. She kills unwary people who step in her garden. Err: Dude, that's hardcore. Ignignot: It kicks ass. Harima (angry): ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME! Ignignot: We don't listen to those we don't like. Makoto: Harima… I don't think you are getting anywhere with them. Err: You shut your mouth bitch! Makoto: EXCUSE ME! Ignignot: Then we shall take it outside. Harima: You want to fight? (both the Mooninites are leaving to fight in the yard) Err: We'll beat you into cow manure! (Harima and Makoto are stomping on them) Makoto: Not so tough, now? Huh! Harima: TENMA! Hanai: Harima? What are you doing! Harima: Which one of you little freaks wrote "The Moon Rules #1" on my #^^#$ motorcycle? (Ignignot pulls out Mr. Laser) Ignignot: If you have a problem with that, you should take it up with Mr. Laser. (fires it, the square laser moves very slowly) Tenma: You guys are going to miss- Err: Go back inside! Tenma: Oh, I'm sorry! You're fighting…! (Harima moves out of the way but it hits Hanai) Makoto: HANAI! Ignignot: We do what we want when we want! MOONINITES UNITE! (chirping beeps as Ignignot and Err unite for the Quad Laser) Harima: WHAT THE HELL? Ignignot: Say hello to the Quad Laser…! (fires it but moves even more slowly) Akira: I got this… (Pulls out an Uzi 9mm and fires, and the detach) Ignignot: Ship come in! (ship comes in) Ignignot: Primitive Earth Women! Err: NERDS! Makoto & Harima: DON'T EVER COME BACK! (The ship leaves Earth) Ignignot (from the ship, flipping them off): If you think this is a bomb, you're a retard… -School, next day- Tenma: Has anyone seen Hanai? (meanwhile on the Moon) Hanai (sarcastically): This is just great! (The Mooninites ship lands and the Mooninites come out) Ignignot: Prepare for a moon spanking, nerd. Err: Drop those damn pants down! (back at school) Akira: I'm sure he'll turn up… (The RABBOT crashes into the school) SCHOOL RUMBLE (School Rumble Credits: The Mooninites rap plays in the background, Tenma is at the beach swirling around in her water tube, the RABBOT is dancing on the beach)
