A/N: Yes. That entire last chapter/book was filler.

….I'm bad at writing. Sorry.

Crack

SHATTER

Well, that was….not entirely unexpected. Try not to die next time.

They groaned.

Greeeeaaaat. Sans hates me.

It's not you.

Also apparently the stick was a SAVE point.

Wait what.

Yes. You actually had a valid reason to friggin inspect the stick fifteen million times.

..whhhhhaaaaatttttt.

I take it you were just doing it to annoy me.

They nodded, staring at the endless black.

Ass.

They nodded again. I'll have to do it some more. See what spiel comes this time.

FRICK YOU.

They grinned, before pressing Continue.

They appeared at the stick, and immediately began tapping it.

Tapping this stick just to annoy me fills you with determination.

Game SAVEd.

They moved on.

"back already, kid? you must really want a beating." Sans' tone seemed very sinister. Or maybe it was just their overactive imagination.

They let out a sigh. "Can you stop killing me, please? We can share the slice of pie I have."

Sans just shook his head.

Bink!

"why do you keep coming back? to torture us? to drive us insane? or are you just doing this for laughs?"

They didn't answer, too busy attempting to not die.

Frick frick frick frick. WHAT IS SAPPING MY HEALTH SO FAST.

A combination of Karmic Retribution and his attacks.

They groaned. I knew I shouldn't have taken all the monster candy.

Crack

SHATTER

Good job lasting so long. You almost made it to the blasters this time!

They blinked. Wait, blasters?!

Yeah, blasters. Did I not tell you about them? They're shaped like dragon heads and try to kill you by firing lasers.

This got a groan out of them. Think I should offer puns as a solution next time?

NONONONONO. BAD FRISK.

That's an affirmative vote. They grinned and pressed Continue.

They appeared back at the stick, and SAVEd on impulse.

Saving for no reason whatsoever fills you with determination. Chara was being sarcastic. That much was clear.

Game SAVEd.

They walked forward.

"back for more, kid? you must be really determined." Sans looked slightly irritated.

"Yeah. I'm the SOUL of determination, ya bonehead." They grinned.

FRISK NO.

Frisk yes.

Sans just sighed and shook his head. "you've got some good puns, kiddo." He gave them a sinister grin. "too bad i havta kill ya."

Bink!

Sans stood before them in battle. "ready?"

Friiiiiiicccccck.

Prepare to get your ass kicked.

CHARA HELP

They heard Chara giggle. Nah. Not right now.

Ass.

They hit the ground hard, and jumped as fast as they could, barely missing the bones.

Ok, now the Icecap attack.

They hit the bones.

Crack

SHATTER

Man, you're really bad at this.

They scowled. Shut up.

They pressed Continue.

They were back at the stick, and SAVEd on impulse.

A feeling of dread comes over you. You stay determined to annoy me by constantly saving just to see what I'll say.

Game SAVEd.

They walked forward.

"back for more, kiddo? i'll be happy to give you it." He grinned the sadistic grin of someone who's seen to much to not do anything anymore.

Bink!

"have fun."

They jumped immediately, then tried to follow the path, doing ok for a while.

Then the blasters happened.

They gasped. "Oh. My god."

They didn't get a chance to say anything else.

Crack

SHATTER

Uhhhh….try not to stare at the blasters next time?

BUT THEY WERE SO AWESOME AND I WANT ONE FOR A PET.

Absolutely not.

Why?

Because we can't afford to feed you, much less a baby blaster.

Please?

.maybe if Sans gives us one.

They pumped their fist in the air. YES!

They pressed Continue.

When they appeared again, they SAVEd. Again. It was an impulse, plus they wanted to annoy Chara.

The thought of a baby blaster fills you with determination.

Game SAVEd.

They walked forward.

Before Sans could say anything, they interrupted him. "THAT WAS AWESOME. Can I have a pet blaster? Do you want some pie? Can you stop killing me please? Can I have a pet blaster, please?"

Sans rubbed his forehead. "thanks, no, yes but later, no, and no."

Bink!

They interrupted him again. "Why can't I have a pet blaster? What do you have against me? Do you really remember every reset? Why do things change every reset? Can I have a pet blaster after this?"

He sighed. "because you can't have one, you killed everyone and tortured me, yes, i dunno, and no."

They jumped to avoid the bones. "Can I have one now? Can you teleport? Do you really only have 1 HP? Do you want some pie now?"

He sighed and sent the Icecap attack at them. "no, yes, yes, and no."

They dodged it masterfully. "Are you gonna use the blasters now? If I catch one can I keep it? How many puns do you know? Do you like iced tea?"

He sighed and sent out the blasters. "yes, i guess, about a million, and no."

They managed to dodge a few, but still got hit by the last one. Ok, so it's middle, down, middle, down.

I was waiting for you to figure that out.

They sat down in front of their battle menu. Do you think he's annoyed yet?

Yes.

You feel your sins crawling down your back.

They groaned. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ALL THE MOSTER CANDY. IT'S COMING BACK TO BITE ME IN THE BUTT.

I warned you. You were just a stubborn prick who refused to listen.

Do you think he'll let me have a blaster?

Maybe.

They picked Mercy.

"really? you're sparing me now? you must have really changed. either that or you're tricking me." Sans looked confused. "whatever. i'll just use this one." He sent out a wave of bones with holes in the middle.

We saw this one with Papyrus. Remember, tiny hops.

Right. Tiny hops. They proceeded to hop over the bones.

You're doing great.

Thanks.

They stood up after eight, after no more came. "Why are you doing this? What do you mean by I must have changed? And earlier you said I killed everyone, but I've never killed in my life! Also can I have a blaster?"

Sans sighed. "because of what you did last run, ditto, and you must have. you did last run. and no."

"What?! This is my second run! You're delusional!" They slammed their hand onto Mercy.

He growled. "you're lying." He sent out a few more bones with holes that differed in height.

I'm screwed.

I would agree.

Crack

SHATTER

Better luck next time. Also, do you still want a blaster THAT BAD?!

Maaaaaaybeeeee.

You're crazy.

Maybe. They hit Continue.

They appeared at the stick again. This is getting old.

They SAVEd.

Saving pointlessly and bugging Sans about the blaster issue fills you with determination.

Game SAVEd.

They walked forward.

Sans groaned. "don't you dare ask about the blasters."

Bink!

This time he just blasted them.

Crack

SHATTER

Wow. He didn't even try to put up with you that time.

They pouted. I didn't even ask. He overreacted.

They hit Continue.

We now spare you from this never-ending torment and just bring you some highlights.

Try 50

"so just put down your weapon. let's just forget about this, okay?" Sans was smiling.

They grinned. This is great! He finally wants me to spare him!

WAIT NO DON'T-

They hit Mercy.

Sans' grin widened. "thanks, buddy. this'll make my job much easier."

The entire bullet board filled with bones.

Crack

SHATTER

geeeett dunked on!

if you really were ever my friend….you won't come back.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPARE HIM YET YOU IDIOT.

They sighed. Whatever.

They hit Continue.

Try 72

"you don't want me to use my special attack. trust me." Sans was grinning like a maniac.

YOU DO.

They sighed. They never saw the bone coming.

Crack

SHATTER

YOU ARE FRIGGIN KIDDING ME.

They cringed. Sorry. I got caught off guard there.

Whatever.

They pressed Continue.

Try 157

"welp, here goes nothing."

They waited.

And waited.

And waited some more.

Eventually, they got tired of waiting. "So, uh, is the special attack literally nothing, or is this a bait and switch?"

He shrugged. "the first one."

"So, uh, you're literally gonna do nothing?"

"yup."

They grinned. "That sounds grate. I think I'll take a nap. Tell me when it's lunch time."

Sans paused. "what."

They were already asleep.

He sighed and sat down.

Pretty soon he was asleep too.

They woke up and saw that Sans was asleep. Chara, do I have a blanket?

Yes. You stole it from Mom, remember?

Yeah. It was one of the sins crawling down my back.

Why? Do you need it?

Yeah.

Move toward the item box.

Kay.

They slowly moved the bullet board toward Item and Mercy, being careful not to wake up Sans.

They quietly hit Item.

Where'd I put it again? By the pie?

Yeah.

They carefully pulled it out of their inventory and moved toward Sans, careful not to wake him.

You tucked the blanket around Sans. I'm not sure why, since he's trying to kill you, but it's your funeral.

They rolled their eyes and moved it toward Mercy.

You won! Somehow this guy has no gold you can steal. Sorry.

They growled. It's not stealing if they drop it.

It really is.

Is not!

Is.

They growled under their breath, moving through the gate and leaving Sans behind. Let's just get moving. We have a lot of ground to cover.

She wasn't sure why Papyrus wasn't here, but it was probably the same reason almost nobody was approaching Frisk.

The demon.

She sighed. Kinda wish I wasn't stuck following this idiot. They even think I'm in their head….ha. As if.

Frisk looked up. Why aren't there any monsters?

It's complicated. I told you I'd tell you when we got to Snowdin.

Fine. But you better actually tell me this time.

I promise I will.

Frisk nodded and kept moving.

They moved onward, wondering absentmindedly why none of the puzzles were active.

Just keep moving.

I know, Chara. Jeez.

They walked right over the bridge, jerking to a stop when they saw something.

That….that can't be Flowey. If Asriel's alive, then why is there a Flowey?!

They heard Chara sigh. I don't know. There's a possibility the two personalities were separated when….

When what?

.never mind.

They shrugged and kept moving.

Snowdin was almost deserted. The shops were closed, and only Monster Kid was there.

They tried to talk to them, but they startled and shrieked "Get away from me!" before running off.

That didn't happen last time.

Lots of things didn't happen last time.

They sighed. I hope Papyrus doesn't kill me.

Chara paused. I do, too.

They felt bad for stealing the Cinnabunnies, but it was necessary.

Chara didn't think so. You're a criminal now.

I would have bought them, but nobody was there.

You also stole the gold from the desk.

Well that was their fault for leaving it there.

It's your fault for stealing it.

Shush.

They'd moved onward, SAVing real quick before their battle with Papyrus.

The feeling that I'm not going to tell you what happened unless we go to the inn fills you with determination.

Game SAVEd.

They went into the inn after that.

They sat on one of the beds (nobody was their, so it wasn't their fault they didn't pay) and waited.

You want an explanation. It wasn't a question. It was a statement.

Well, duh. You said you'd give me one.

Fine. I'll give you one. You see, while you were blacked out, someone took over your body.

As they listened, they were struck with deja vu.

We now interrupt this story because you literally read it two chapters ago.

.and so that's what happened.

They gaped at the wall.

.uh….Frisk?

Chara. They kept gaping at the wall.

Yeah?

You are AWESOME. So is Asriel. And Papyrus. And Sans. And Undyne and Alphys and….

This went on for quite a while.

They finally exited the inn and went toward the freezing cold stretch of not-actually-grass.

Papyrus was waiting for them when they got there. "HELLO HUMAN."

They waved. "Hi Papyrus!"

They did not expect him to turn away. "….I CAN'T TELL WHICH HUMAN YOU ARE."

Don't say which one you are. Your actions will speak louder.

They nodded.

"HUMAN, ARE YOU READY?"

They nodded.

Bink!

Papyrus blocks the way.

And that's a wrap!

Guys, I really didn't expect this to get popular. I expected it to be one of my stories, the ones that get no views and lots of hate (some because I asked for it, others because they deserved it).

I didn't expect the story that was originally just going to be a generic Disbelief story but ran away from me while I was writing to get so popular.

So, thank you so much, guys! ^_^