-April 11,2012: 7:53:34 pm
America's nostrils filled the camera view as he seemed to be concentrated on something. After a few seconds of breathing into the lens the camera is moved and stooped on top of the entertainment center. He moved back a few feet and stared at the camera. He licked his pointer finger and slid it across his eye brows successfully flattening them down. He flashed his White teeth and licked his lips in a Seductive manner. He began to Roll his hips and run his hands down his chest, the buttons coming undone as his fingers went over them. The shirt slipped off the american's figure like a drop of water sliding down a window pane, quick and smooth. He began flexing his arms and bending backward to show his flexibility. But as quickly as the show began it ended as a Shriek followed by a small thud sounded from the kitchen.
America: Kiku?
America left his shirt on the ground and grabbed the camera not wanting to miss anything that might be "America's funniest Home Video's" Quality. Sliding across the counter top and into the kitchen America found Japan on the floor trying to stand up. Like a baby Deer Japan's legs kept caving and he'd slip again. America immediately thought of Bambi and Thumper playing on the ice and began laughing.
Japan: I don't find this matter to be Laughable America-!
His feet moved out from under him and he landed flat on his back again, only this time he seemed a bit dazed. America slide of the table leaving the camera behind and walked over to japan. America honestly had no Idea what Japans issue was. He just thought Japan was just being clumsy till his foot met the floor next to the small man. America slide backwards and landed with a loud THUD rattling the counter top and the contents that lay on it, including the camera. America attempted to stand again only to be yanked back down by Japan who was using his arm to hoist himself up.
America: What did you do?!
America tried not to sound angry. He was also laughing as he asked so he figured Japan understood that he wasn't mad but when america looked down at Japan he noticed his eyes were wide and watering, the flood gates were about the break and America did not want to be known as the hero who drowned in a flash flood of tears. He grabbed him and held him in a tight hug while sliding across the floor at the same time.
America: No no! Don't do that!
America rubbed Japans eyes with his thumbs in hope to stop the tears. he pecked Japans nose with his lips like England use to kiss his boo boos better.
Japan: Gomen'nasai... I've made such a mess.. Please forgive my Clumsiness.
America: What exactly did you do?
Japan: I think i Broke the dish washer...
The trembling Machine that had been ignored due to the current situation was spewing out more soapy liquid.
America: How many soap packets did you put in?
Japan: ...Five...
America: KIKU-
A stream of foam shot out of the washer and made bubbles fall like snow all over the kitchen. America Pushed Japan across the slicked tile flooring and Penguin Slid across to the dishwasher. He turned the metal Disaster off and sighed. He turned and looked at Japan who started to play with the bubbles in a confused state of guilt.
America: Ya only need..*inhales* One packet.. Okay?..
Japan gave no reply, instead he just smothered the bubbles all over his face to hide his red cheeks and got up.
Japan: I-I'll get the mop..
America: No need, your my guest and so i will clean up your mess. I needed to clean the kitchen floor anyway so I WIN.
America's feet slowing spreading apart as he nearly did a split on the wet floor. Japan tried not to laugh. America pushed off the dish washer and slid over to Japan. He smushed his cheeks and blew on his face making the bubbles fly. Japan snapped out of his mind set as the contact of warm air that smelt of that evenings dinner touched his face. The smell brought back the memory of the meal they had 2 hours ago, Slices of pork and chicken wrapped in crescent rolls or as america called then "Pigs in a Blanket" with potatoes and some Home made candy Italy made for him which didn't taste as good as they looked. Personally Japan was hoping to rid himself of them by sharing with America and hoping he would eat them all like he does with any form of sweets brought into his residence. As Japan noticed the lack of personal space he shoved America back over to the washer and stood himself up, and tried to gather his bearings before speaking again.
Japan: No please let me do it. I'm the cause of this mess.
America: Hush yo' mouth boy. I got this! I'll just need a 3000 sponges to soak up all this water and a 40 acre wide pool to empty them into.
He slipped his way over to the back door leading out to the porch and over looked the half harvested Grain fields. He took in a deep breath.
America: Where am i gonna find 3000 sponges...
-April 11,2012: 8:13:02 pm
Japan: Why don't you leave my camera alone. That was a new years gift from my neighbor's daughter. I don't want to tell her my American comrade broke it while filming my ENTIRE VISIT.
America: Calm your self young one, I know what i'm doing.
Japan: Young one? I'm older than you.
America: You don't look it. And i was just looking at all your stuff. why are all our videos 5 minutes exactly?
Japan: I have a preset that stops the recording session after 5 minutes. Saves space and keeps the files neat.
America: are you forgetting what cameras are for? there to get videos of things that you'll never see again. once in a life time shots! what if something amazing was happening and you didn't catch it because your 5 minute timer shut the camera off!?
Japan: Then i don't catch it simple as that.
America: Your logic amazes me...
Japan: Hmm...Yes... Well If you don't mind i smell of today's dinner and lemon scented dish soap. I need a shower.
America: Mm. You do that. You know where it is right?
Japan: Um.. Past the stair case, down the hall to the left? the door that says "Doodie Calls" ?..
America: You got that right!
America did his signature laugh and shut off the camera.
"Duty? Why would America have such a word on his toilet room door?" Italy Looked up to Germany who was not amused."Why are we even watching these? what are we to gain?" Germany rubbed his neck."Ve~ We get to see Japan when he's not working of course. Look how happy he seems." Italy smiled and replayed the video. Japan smiled at least 12 times."Ve~ such a pretty neglected smile! He needs to have fun more often!" Italy huffed and continued to the next video. Neither him nor Germany were prepared for what it contained.
