A/n: Sorry for taking so long to update! I would say I've been busy..but that would be a lie... I've just been really lazy! So anyway Heres chapter 3! Dont forget to review! When i first thought of this fic I couldnt wait to write this chapter! Also this chapter features censored swearing.. Yay? IDK I just can't bring myself to actually write things like that.(Yet I'll say them no problem..)

Bout time i put up a disclaimer: I dont own Hetalia nor will I ever, but I can dream can't I!


The Adventures of China and Sugarplum Russia Chapter 3

After their arrival at the supermarket, Ivan and Yao began their shopping. Suddenly another feeling of realization hit the Chinese nation.

"Hey Ivan?" Said Yao,looking down at his shopping companion.

"Da?" The fairy nation said as he looked up to meet Yao's gaze.

"I was just thinking aru…will you be able to cook and do other things for yourself in this state aru?" The dark haired male asked, without thinking of the soon to be consequences of doing so.

At first Ivan said nothing, then smiled and looked straight at the taller nation.

"I'll just have to stay with you then da!" He said excitedly.

Oh god no… Thought Yao. He was about to tell Ivan that he would most definitely Not be staying with him when he was interrupted by said fairy nation.

"We will have lots of fun together as roommates da!" Ivan said with an innocent cheerful smile.

Something about this both scared and put Yao at ease. NO I was NOT just looking forward to having Ivan stay with me. I did NOT just think things would be fine. AIYAAA! What am I thinking! Yao screamed to himself in his head.

Later Yao told Ivan that shopping by himself would go a lot quicker and that they would meet up once he had finished getting the things he needed. Ivan pouted at this be reluctantly agreed. Once they had finally split up Yao sighed with relief. At least I can savour what little alone time I have left aru. Now lets see… He thought as he glanced at his shopping list.

Later…

Yao, having finished finding his items, was now searching for Ivan. Due to his size Ivan wasn't exactly the easiest thing to find. Where could he be aru… Yao thought. Suddenly a mental light bulb went off. After arriving at his suspected destination, Yao mentally face palmed. Ivan was sitting next to a large vodka display. Ivan smiled and tried his fairy best (Ahaha get it. It's a pun it's funny…) to drag several bottles of vodka over to Yao and his shopping basket.

"Here, " Yao said taking the bottles from Ivan. "Let me help you aru." He said with a small smile. Ivan nodded and accepted the gesture. The two then made their way to the check out area.

The cashier started to scan Yao's items when suddenly he asked.

"Excuse me miss I'm going to need to see some ID."

Yao felt his face heat up from fury and embarrassment at the comment.

"AIYAA! I'M A GUY ARU!" He yelled furiously.

Ivan giggled at the scene unfolding before him.

"I'm sorry sir," Said the cashier in a monotone, unapologetic voice. "But I'm still going to need some ID."

Yao was not happy.

"I'M FOUR F**KING THOUSAND YEARS OLD! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT IM UNDERAGE AND CAN'T PURCHASE ALCOHOL?" Yao yelled with anger.

The cashier stared at Yao and just blinked. Yao, panting from his outburst glared at him.

"…Sir I'm still going to need some ID." Said the cashier.

Yao slammed his ID on the counter; the employee glanced at it and continued to scan the items. After paying for everything Ivan and Yao left the store and began to head back to Yao's place.

"…I'm never going back there again aru.." Groaned Yao.

Ivan giggled.


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