AUTHOR'S NOTE: Welcome to chapter 3 of The Beach! Only got a half hour to write, so let's get going!

Ooobserver, who's going to save his butt from drowning, you wonder? Well, we'll find out...eventually. Mwahahahaha...

Just a normal reader, you can get up now. I'm updating. :)

Charmanderfan, your ideas will be taken into consideration.

Seaandaronkhim, I think Finn does need swimming lessons. Hmm, you've given me an idea for another fanfiction...

Now onto the story!


Finn felt his breath slowly leave his body as he sunk into the ocean.

"No." He thought. "There's no way this can be the way I die."

But he couldn't pull himself up. He was an adventurer, and a darn good one at that, why couldn't he beat some silly old water? I mean, he drank the stuff all the time and he never died from it, why did it turn all evil on him now?

"I guess fate is fate." Finn thought to himself, slowing not fighting it anymore. If Glob meant him to die this way, then he must have to die this way. He began to fade slowly into darkness.


Finn's eyes began to open. His vision was blurry, but he could see he was lying on the sand at the beach. His friends were all surronding him, looking worried.

"Finn, are you okay?" Jake asked. "I told you to stay away from the deep end!"

"There needs to be a line!" Finn replied, still with a bit of a headache. Jake just shook his head.

"I think I'm about beached out for one day." Marceline said.

"Yeah, me too. I already got my tan, showed off my bathing suit, made Melissa jelly of how awesome I am - what more could a girl want?" LSP stated.


As the group was walking home, the girls stopped whispering for a second and turned to the boys.

"Hey, guys?" Princess Bubblegum asked.

"We've got an important question for you." Flame Princess continued, with a smirk.

"Mmm, what is it?" Ice King asked.

"Ew, not you, Ice King." Marceline said. "We particularly intend this one for Finn."

All three girls suddenly bent over and revealed their bikini-clad rears to Finn. "Whose butt do you think looks the best?"

*SPLATTER*


Finn was rushed to the hospital later that night, with a condition the doctors called an "A. Nime-Style Nosebleed". This is rare in Ooo, only usually triggered by the sight of a pretty girl, and is more common in the Land of Harem. However, he was able to make a full recovery within three days. Jake is still suing the three girls for damages though.


AUTHOR'S NOTE: And that was The Beach! And yes, I do intend a little one-shot about how the group battle this out in court. That'll be fun. What did you guys think? As usual, R&R is highly requested! Zatch out!