FF8 Does Who's Line is it anyway

FF8 Does Who's Line is it anyway?

Cid: Hello and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?, the improvisation show that has all the glitz and all the glamour of a mud wresting tournament. I'm Cid Kramer and today's contestants are:

Recommended to psychiatrists everywhere, Seifer Almasy; recommended by psychiatrists everywhere, Fujin; recommended by hair stylists everywhere, Selphie Tilmitt; and recommended by someone who's never seen him, Zell Dincht. (Applause.)

Let's start off with a game called Superheroes. This is for all four contestants, with Zell starting off. All right, what sort of superhero should Zell be? (Listens to suggestions from the audience.) Surfer-man? Now there's an interesting superhero. And what is the crisis that's affecting the world? (Listens to more suggestions.) The Ragnorok has been stolen… That's not much of a crisis, but it'll have to do. Take it away Zell.

Zell: Surf's up, dude! Like, I better find out what's going on in the world before I go catch some rays! Oh, no! The Ragnorok has been stolen! Major bummer dude! I hope my super-friends get here soon!

Seifer: (Runs in.) Sorry I'm late; I walked the whole way.

Zell: Thank goodness you're here, Pokemon Trainer Guy!

Seifer: No problem! Pikachu, Go!

Zell: The Ragnorok has been stolen, dude!

Seifer: That's terrible! I wonder which Pokemon I should use?

Selphie: (Walks in.) I'm here!

Seifer: It's a good thing you got here, Girl Who Knows Stupid Little Facts!

Selphie: Glad to be here! Hey, did you know that Ronald McDonald wasn't the original mascot for McDonalds? It was Speedy!

Zell: That's…nice. But we have to find out where the Ragnorok is!
Selphie: Hmm…I don't have a clue! Too bad it's not a Twinkie®! Those things can last through a nuclear war!

Fujin: (Walks in.) LATE. TOO BAD.

Selphie: Good to see you, Person Who Talks Really, Really, Slow!
Fujin: NO…PROBLEM.

Seifer: I'll get Zubat to look for the Ragnorok! (Leaves.)

Selphie: I'm going to go follow it so that I can learn more useless info! (Leaves.)

Fujin: NO…HELP…HERE. LEAVE…NOW. (Leaves.)

Zell: Far out, dude! Yet another tragedy averted!

(Cid hits the buzzer.)

Cid: All right, thank you guys. Let's see now…now we're going to move on to a game called World's Worst. (Everyone goes to the World's Worst step.) And you all have to come up with as many examples of the world's worst outtakes for Anime programs. Take it away whenever you're ready.

(Zell and Seifer walk up.)

Seifer: How can this be?! How can Kakarot, his son, and MY son be stronger than me?!

Zell: (As Mr. Popo.) Actually, it's because they drink Kame's Cola, the refreshing cola that all Super Saiyains drink.

Selphie: Pikachu, I choose you! Pikachu?! No, no Pikachu! Not me! Ahh!!!

Zell: I'll destroy the Libra space station! Boom! Wait a sec…You mean the space station wasn't that big blue planet shaped thing?

(Selphie and Fujin walk up.)

Selphie: Yay! We beat the evil Dead Moon Circus! Now what?

Fujin: NOW…DANCE!

(Seifer and Zell walk up.)

Zell: I'll get you Cell!

Seifer: Ha, ha! Don't make me laugh!

(The two mock fight for a few minutes before Seifer backs away.)

Seifer: How can this be? How can he have so much power?

Zell: It's because I take Stacker 2, world's strongest fat burner!

Selphie: Pegasus! Protect our dreams! (Pause.) Umm, Pegasus? Pegasus?

Seifer: I'm the Moonlight Mask! Err…Tuxedo Knight!

(Zell and Seifer walk up.)

Seifer: Ha, ha! I've absorbed you powers, Piccolo!

Zell: That'll be $5.

Zell: You mean, send ALL of our monsters at Sailor Moon?

Fujin: TUXEDO MASK…HEERO YUY?

(Cid sounds the buzzer.)