So here's the first real chapter, I know it wasn't meant to be posted for a few days yet, but my co author and I got a little excited as we got another chapter done and decided to post early. Thank you VM for the review you're a nawesome lady :)
Hope you all enjoy this chapter...

Stephenie Myer Owns All Things Twilight, but I own my imaginary friends

Him 1

We had a week to prepare for classes to start and it was a week from absolute hell. After picking up Bella from the airport and showing her the house we had our first "family" dinner as Alice put it. We agreed that Sunday nights would be family dinner night since we all had Monday am classes we would all be home any way. Alice and Bella made lasagna and I hid in my room. I know I am a social retard and that I should know how to relate to the opposite sex better than I do but that gene skipped me and I think Emmett got my share. I also am fully aware that this is Bella we are talking about and I know her pretty well. What you may not know is that while I know Bella well and I have lusted after her for two years my mind goes to complete mush when in the presence of the opposite sex in a social setting. I have spent hours tutoring girls and sitting next to them in class and that seems to go ok. The other problem is that since meeting Bella I can't seem to see another girl as anything more than a pretty face. I am terrified of seeing Bella come home or go out with another guy. I know Alice has plans to do a lot of dating and running around so my best course of action for the year would be avoidance.

After dinner that first night I put 'plan avoidance' into action. I spent most of my days in my room that week mostly going over my options for my choices for major I needed to declare my major before classes started and I was still torn. While the best laid plans are great and all. I could never seem to avoid Bella coming out of the bathroom after her shower in the morning. I had tried several different times but that woman never takes a shower at the same time of day. The worst was Thursday I came out of my room with my nose in a book heading to the bathroom. I had not looked up and I should have fucking looked up. I got to the door and as I went to reach for the handle the door flung open and my nose was assaulted with the smells of Bella all strawberries and coconuts and shit. If that wasn't bad enough she was wrapped in a short ass pink towel not her robe she normally came out in. Her long brown hair was sticking to her still damp body and she ran right into me. I don't think I have ever gotten a hard on so fast in my life. Instinct took over and as she crashed into me I grabbed her wet naked shoulders to insure that I didn't knock her down.

"Oh my God Edward, Oh shit I'm sorry!" She screeched as she grasped the towel to her body.

"No…um…shit…..ya…um…." I stuttered before I did an about face and went back to my room. That's right ladies and gentlemen a complete tardward move. There she was like 98% naked and all I can come up with is um, ya and shit nice fucking move Cullen! So Thursday was a shit day after that I couldn't look at her when we tried to sit in the living room and watch TV and I certainly couldn't sit near her. I am sure she was now fully convinced if she wasn't before that I was a waste of space.

So now it's Friday night and I have just finished the shit load of reading from this week. I know I'm an over achiever but I can't help it. I put my books away and pulled out my I Pod when there was a loud bang on my door.

"Ya Alice." Only Alice bangs on my door like that. Bella would never come near it and Emmett if he were here would just walk in.

"Hey little brother you up for a frat party?" Yes Alice called me little brother she has insisted on this pet name since she was born 3 full minutes before me. I pushed my glasses up my nose and stared at her.

"Really Alice a frat party do I look like I would go to a frat party?" I gestured to myself.

"Well yes actually but only because I dress you. Come on we leave in 10 and you need to put this on so get off your ass, its Friday baby!" She tossed a white button down that she said would go with my faded blue jeans I had on. It landed on my face and I pulled it away and slipped it on knowing I would never get out of going. I figured I would go for an hour than leave. I came out of my room and Alice threw my keys at me.

"You drive, we won't all fit in my car and I might want a beer any way." Shit there goes my exit and avoidance plan I won't be able to just leave them there with no way to get home.

"Your lookin great Edward, nice shirt." Bella said as she flicked my collar when she passed by me headed out to the car. I watched her hips sway as she walked to the car. She wore a way too short denim skirt and a tight yellow t shirt with a pair of white sandals she looked fucking gorgeous. I slid into my seat to be greeted with Bella sitting in the front seat crossing her legs as I pulled my seatbelt on. Holy hell she has on white panties I am sure of it, fuck!

The drive was short and we pulled up to the Alpha house. The music was blaring and there were people coming and going. I walked in and was immediately handed a red plastic cup that had a punch of some kind in it. I took a small sip and set it down grabbing a bottle of water. I was the designated driver and if my sister was going to get shit faced I needed to be able to keep an eye on her. I sat on a couch off to the side and watched as guy after guy approached Alice and Bella and they giggled and flirted with each of them. Finally a huge mother fucker came up and Bella took his hand and went to the dance floor with him. I watched as he spun her and had his hand on her hips pulling her closer and closer. I am sure I let out a small growl at the site.

"Hey." A small soft voice came floating into my ear. I turned my head and a petit young blond girl sat next to me on the couch.

"He….Hey" I stuttered back.

"I'm Jane, your Edward right? I think you're in my advanced bio class." She was cute and had nice blue eyes and she must be smart the bio class I was taking was normally offered to juniors but my advanced placement put me there. I flashed through my photographic memory and sure enough three rows from the front and the far left is where Jane sat. Shit she was still talking I should listen.

"So ya you must be pre med as well if you're taking that class." I was staring at her and it hit me she has stopped talking and is probably waiting for me to say something. Total dip shit see what I mean!

"Oh ya I am pre med, I mean I was going with pre law but I just find the body so much more interesting." Fuck that sounded stupid! "What I mean is my father is a doctor and my mother is a lawyer and my sister is pre law and I like science." I ran my hand through my hair and tugged at the ends. I was a fucking idiot here was this nice pretty girl trying to make conversation with me and all I could do was sound like a complete fuck up. She giggled and placed her tiny hand on my knee as she leaned in a bit.

"That's cool I love science I'm kind of a nerd that way. Um would you maybe want to dance with me?" She grinned up at me. Just as she spoke the words a soft slow song started it was I'll Make Love To You by Boys II Men. Ahh if only I could be as smooth as one of these fuckers I thought. Before I could answer she was standing and pulling me with her. I stood and took in her tiny frame she couldn't have been more than five feet tall and I was nearly six two. She pulled me to the dance floor and reached up placing her hands on my chest. I placed my own hands at her waist and we began to sway to the music. It had been a long time since I had listened to Boys II Men or this song and this was a really dirty song.

"So Edward what dorm do you live in?" She asked as we danced.

"I um I don't." Well that was a bit short. "I live off campus in a house with my sister and another room mate." I corrected.

"Oh that's cool you must be a junior or senior then if you live off campus." She sounded a little disappointed or insecure.

"No I'm a freshman my parents own the house my sister and I and a good friend all live there."

"That is so cool I just moved here from Idaho and I live in the freshman girls only dorm." She was looking up at me and I was kind of worried she might get a kink in her neck. I had never danced with someone so short. Not that I had danced with a lot of people. OK two to be exact Jessica at prom and Bella once while at a dinner at my parent's country club both Bella and Jessica were taller than Jane by about four or five inches. The song came to an end and Katie Perry's voice came blaring through the speakers.

"You wanna grab something to drink?" Jane asked and I nodded my approval we grabbed a couple of sodas and walked out to the front porch. There were still throngs of people but the music was muted a bit. She sat on a bench and I finally noticed what she was wearing. She had on short white shorts and a purple t shirt that said U of W Cheer on it. I gestured to her shirt as I spoke

"Pre med and a cheerleader?" She smiled a small smile and shrugged her shoulders.

"Ya the cheerleading is paying for my schooling I figured why not let it. I'm not on the performing squad yet but it's only the first week of school and I am not afraid of hard work. I tend to get what I want once I know what that is. So pre med or pre law you're not ambitious at all are you? "She said sarcastically.

"No not ambitious at all just indecisive I guess. My dad is an amazing doctor he loves his work and I have always admired that about him. My mom is an attorney and she does a lot of legal aid stuff you know help the undeserved and all of that. I kind of want to combine the two." Wow was I actually having a normal conversation with a girl this was weird.

"So you want to be a doctor and a lawyer?" She looked as serious as a heart attack. I nearly spit my soda at her.

"No god No I decided on medicine because I really do love science and I want to use it to help the less fortunate some day." I think this girl while forward might be as awkward as me. She smiled and nodded. For someone taking a 300 level biology class as a freshman she was a little slow on the up take but it was kind of endearing.

I never went back into the house that night Jane and I sat and talked for hours about all kinds of things. School, family, music and books. I found out we both like to read have a lot of the same music on our I Pods and she has an older brother named Alec who is at Boise State. The girls came stumbling out of the house around midnight signaling it was time to head home. They were both laughing and were clearly drunk.

"Youreadytogohomeeddie?" Alice slurred to me. I stood up as did Jane.

"Who are you?" Bella nearly snapped. Ahh alcohol how it does such nice things to ones personality.

"Alice, Bella this is Jane" I introduced them. Bella leaned forward whispering something into Jane's ear that I couldn't make out. Jane smiled at whatever it was. I gave Alice the key to my car so she and Bella could go get in and told them I would be right there. Now what the hell do I do? I have sat and talked to this girl for about three hours but it wasn't a date so I know I shouldn't try to kiss her fuck where is Emmett when you need him. Just then she pulled my cell phone from my hand. She typed a few things into it and handed it back to me.

"So that mess with the short black hair was my twin sister Alice and our roommate Bella is the one with long brown hair." I explained

"Ya I figured Bella wasn't the sister you know the accent and all." She giggled. Shit duh I am a fucking idiot!

"Right…I should get going can I get…." I started to ask

"I put my number into your phone I hope that's ok." She said almost in a whisper.

"Um ya that's perfect actually thanks." Just then my phone buzzed not wanting to be rude I ignored it. She moved forward all of a sudden and hugged me. I returned her embrace and left. For the first time I felt kind of sad leaving a girl other than Bella. I got down onto the side walk and pulled my phone back out. I had two messages the first was from Alice

E Fuck her or don't but get a move on bro! – A

Fuck Off – E I replied The second was from Jane

Edward had a great time please call me sometime – Jane

Jane it was nice getting to know you and I will – Edward

I hit the send button just as I got to the car.

I didn't see the girls for most of the rest of the weekend they were out doing girly shit. I finished a book I had been reading and when Monday came I found myself too early for Bio and pulled out my phone to check my email. It buzzed with a message.

Are you already in Bio? – Jane

Yup just checking email – E

Do you want coffee I am about to order? – J

That would be awesome! Grande Americano no cream – E

Yuck that is nasty be there in a sec – J

I smirked and went about checking my email. A few minutes later Jane came in balancing her books and our two coffees I took her books from under her arm and she sat down next to me. We met on Wednesday for coffee before class my treat of course and found ourselves at the same coffee shop on Thursday as well. I was having a great time getting to know her. She was so different from the other girls back home she was smart I mean really fucking smart. She liked to read and she played violin so we had music we could talk about too. Alice and Bella had informed me they were going to a club Friday night and I was on my own. I sat down at the coffee shop with my Americano and Jane's White Mocha and waited for her to arrive. She came running in and sat down with a huge grin on her face. She was still in her work out clothes having just come from a mid day work out with the cheerleading team.

"Hey you look happy." I found it so easy to talk to her now it was odd for me but totally comfortable.

"I am I just got bumped up! I get to actually cheer at the game on Saturday!" She nearly screamed. She was bouncing up and down and it was the first glimpse I got of the cheerleader in her. If I didn't know her I would have been really annoyed at this display but it was not all of who she was and I knew how hard she had been working to earn the spot. She had been doing two a day work outs since mid July.

"Jane that's awesome now I have a reason to watch the game." I smiled at her while pushing her coffee to her. She picked it up breathing in the aroma of chocolate and coffee before she took a small sip of the hot liquid.

"So this is cause to celebrate why don't you come over to the house on Friday I'll cook dinner you pick a movie or is that totally lame?" I was no good at making plans and while an evening in watching a movie sound like a great night to me it may have been a bit boring for the cute smart cheerleader sitting in front of me.

"That sounds perfect really I shouldn't be out too late the night before a game any way. What time?" She actually sounded excited about the prospect of spending an evening with me. We had only met at the coffee shop and seen each other in class. We had texted a few times but nothing deep. Did I just make a date with Jane? Was I ok with that? She wasn't Bella but Bella wasn't sitting at home pining away for me right? Bella was dancing with big goons at frat parties and going to clubs on Friday nights probably trying to find another fucking Mike Newton here in Seattle to "get to know". Fuck it if it was a date so be it I liked spending time with Jane we always had good conversation and I didn't feel like a complete fucktard when I was with her.

"How about 7:00?" Not to early but not so late she won't get enough rest for her big day on Saturday.

I left the coffee shop and now I had time to start to freak out about Friday night it was a little over 24 hours away and what the fuck had I gotten myself into? I hated to do it but I needed some advice from someone with experience so I pulled out my cell and dialed the dam number.

"Yo E what's up bro?"

"Hey Em I need some advice." God help me.

"Well little bro first you put a condom on then you put your dick in her pussy and in and out.."

"EMMETT! For fuck sake!" I was laughing through my yelling let's face Emmett is funny.

"Seriously what's up Eddie?" He was always calling me E or Eddie I hated both but how was I going to stop him.

"Well I think I have a date Friday night I am cooking her dinner at the house and she is bringing a movie what do you think I should make?"

"That's easy mom's roast chicken and potatoes. I make it for Rose when I piss her off works like a charm. I will forward you the email I got from mom with instructions. Hey don't forget to buy condoms you need to wrap that shit up even if she tells you she is a virgin and on the pill." His mind was never far from sex.

"Thanks Em I don't think that will be an issue but good advice none the less." I rolled my eyes.

"So what the hell is up with Bella aren't you still jacking off to thoughts of her like nightly?" He almost sounded concerned.

"Ye….I mean NO! Look nothing is ever going to happen with her she doesn't see me like that she would sooner jump you and risk getting the shit beat out of her by Rose than even kiss me." I almost growled at him. I needed to forget about Bella I needed to move on I was almost 19 years old, I was a virgin and totally lusting over a girl I would never have.

"I don't know about all that but look if this other chick is good to go by all means get a little ass while you wait." He said matter a fact like.

"Emmett God it's not like that Jane is nice, she is smart and we get along!" I was totally getting frustrated with him. I had not even considered that would even be an option with Jane.

"Hey now down tiger. It was just a suggestion. Listen make the chicken watch the movie and grow a sack just in case she wants you to fuck her." He was now chuckling.

"Alright Ass Hole thanks for the help. Remind me again why I thought it was a good idea to call you." I said as I chuckled along with him. Emmett meant no harm he is who is love it or hate it.

"You called because I am the shit and your big brother who has been getting tail for like ever. Talk to ya later bro!" He bellowed into the phone.

"Ya later Em." I hung up my phone.

Friday after class I took my shopping list and Emmett's email and got all the items I would need for dinner. I also picked up some flowers for the table thinking it would be a nice touch and not to obvious since I lived with two girls. I listened as Alice and Bella got ready for their night out while I got things going in the kitchen.

"Jesus Edward it smells amazing in here." Bella said as she came into the kitchen.

I turned and nearly dropped the pot I was holding. Gulping down the lump in my throat I took in what she had on. She was wearing a barely there black leather skirt and shiny silver top that was more like a piece of fabric hanging around her neck. She turned around for a second to grab her phone from the charger and fuck me the shirt (if you could call it that) was backless the only thing holding it on were two thin strings tied around her neck and another set around the middle of her back. Shit that means no bra.

"Th….Thank you. It's just chicken and veggies." My voice rising slightly at the end of the sentence.

"Wow all that just for you?" She asked completely assuming that I would have no plans of my own.

"No um my friend Jane is coming over for dinner and a movie." I tried to sound confidant but I don't think it came off.

"Oh well have a nice time…Alice get the fuck out here we need to hit it!" She yelled up the stairs as she made her way to the door pulling on her jacket. Alice came down the stairs and into the kitchen. She wore a similar outfit but completed hers with what could only be called fuck me boots. Ya I said it my sister had on fuck me boots and she may very well have intended on using them.

"Hey Allie be careful and call me if you need a ride or anything." I said sounding a bit too much like our father.

"Don't wait up baby bro!" She winked as the door shut behind her.

I set the table for dinner and just as I brought the chicken out of the oven the door bell rang. I looked over myself in the mirror by the door. I looked ok I had on a pair of dark wash jeans and a U of W T shirt and my tennis shoes. I opened the door and Jane was standing there wearing a pair of khaki shorts and a dark purple tank top holding DVD in one and a bottle of sparkling cider in the other. I showed her in and gave her a quick tour of the house before we sat down for dinner.

"OH WOW Edward this is amazing!" She moaned in satisfaction as she chewed on her bite of chicken. My dick twitched at the sound of her moan and I shifted in my chair a bit.

"Thanks it's my mom's recipe."

Conversation over dinner was animated she told me about some of the things she would be doing during the game. I found out she was a flyer and they would be tossing her all over the place. We finished dinner and she helped me do the dishes even after I protested saying it could wait until tomorrow. We worked well together and once we were done we moved into the living room. I picked up the DVD she had brought fully expecting a chick flick like the Notebook or some shit but I was pleasantly surprised. She had chosen Shutter Island.

"Is that ok? I haven't seen it but I heard it was good and I like scary movies." She sounded like she was apologizing.

"Ya this is cool I haven't seen it either but I like scary movies too." OK so I lied a little I like suspense but I don't like shit that makes me jump out of my skin.

We settled down on the couch the movie was on for about 20 minutes before she got up to use the restroom. I paused it and waited for her to come back. She came back flipping off the lights in the room and grabbing the blanket that was on the chair in the corner. She had been sitting next to me but we weren't touching but when she returned she scooted right up next to me pulling the blanket up to her chin.

"Is this alright?" She whispered looking up at me from under her long eye lashes. Fuck she had long eye lashes I don't think I ever noticed that before. Figuring it was the natural thing to do I put my arm around her pulling her a bit closer letting her know I was ok with our new closeness. As the movie went on and became more intense she pushed her little body closer and closer to mine. She was clutching my T shirt for dear life and to be honest I was gripping her shoulder a bit tighter than a man watching a scary movie should.

About an hour and half into the movie I glanced down at Jane to find her starring back up at me.

"Hi" She whispered

"Hey" I whispered back.

She reached up and caressed my cheek with her soft little hand. I slowly dipped down never breaking eye contact with her until our lips met. It was soft and tentative. I felt her body relax into me and mine into her. I had not realized I had been so tense. I nudged her lips with mine slowly asking permission for entrance and she opened her mouth and let her tongue slip out to taste my lips. I did the same and we deepened the kiss. Her hand went to the back of my neck pulling me down closer to her. I turned slightly to gain a better angle. It became blaringly obvious as to how short she was even with us sitting down. I pulled back slightly resting my forehead to hers and let out a slow breath.

"Was that ok?" I smirked using her own words.

"Mhm very." She moved so that she was up on her knees bringing her eye level with me and she began to kiss me again.

"Edward I have been waiting for you to kiss me since that night at the party." She said breathlessly.

Fuck I was a dip shit I never even saw it! She was soft and tiny and light as a fucking feather. I barley felt her weight on me as she climbed into my lap straddling me. I stifled a moan as she settled onto my now very hard dick. I shifted a bit not wanting to seem like a complete perve. I had never ever in my life been in this position I mean the closest I came to a real make out session was with Jessica and that ended rather disgustingly. I had no idea what to do with my hands. Do they go on her tits? No that can't be right what about her ass it's tight and cute and had not gone unnoticed? No probably not her hips yes her hips that's where they should be. I laid my hands gently on her hips as she put her hands on my shoulders and holy mother of fuck she ground herself into my dick!

"Mmmmm Edward." She whispered into my ear where she was now nibbling. Without much thought I grasped her hips and ground her down onto me again.

"Ugh fuck. J….Jane..W….We…..Shit." I couldn't get a thought together to save my life. I let my hands run up her back slipping under the fabric of her shirt feeling her soft warm skin.

"Oh…..I….Know….fuck." She moaned and I responded by lifting her shirt off I think it was hearing her use the word fuck that did it she never swore and it sounded so good coming out of her mouth. She pulled my shirt up over my head and tossed it to the side as to keep her shirt company. Just as she began to kiss me again with a force that made our teeth clank together the lights flipped on.

"OH SHIT….OH GOD….ED….OH FUCK…I'M SORRY!" Bella was covering her eyes and fumbling over her feet. Jane grabbed the blanket and pulled it over her body and I probably more swiftly and harshly than I should have removed her from my lap.