The Double Doo-Doo Saga
The Double Doo-Doo Saga
Part Three:
Guardians Fighting Mantisses and
Plants Conquering the World
Written by Anna-mathe.
Knuckles the Echidna and related characters
are property of Sega and Archie Comics.
Zorak and related characters are property
of Cartoon Network.
Colonel Pepsi is property of Gloria.
Changeling is my mother's.
Other characters are property of myself.
Please do not use any of the original
characters without contacting me.
Geoffery St. John pulled himself out
of the garbage dumpster.
That's it. I am outta this funky
Island!
He brushed some garbage of his arm.
First I get attacked by one sentient
plant after another. Then that dolt Remington throws me out a window!
Trying to retain some portion of his
dignity, he exited Echidnaopolis.
Remington wandered aimiably through
EST HQ, heading for his office.
"Oh, there you are!" Terri-lu exclaimed,
spotting him. "Where's the skunk?"
"Geoffery? Didn't I say I was going
to throw him out a window?"
Zorak downed another bottle of Pepto
Bizmol and groaned.
"Oh, crud! I have to put up with a
month of this?!?!?!"
Aggrivated, he reached for some gum.
He liked gum. Then the mantis blinked in surprise and horror.
Where's my gum?!
A quick search of the area showed that
all his gum had disappeared. Suddenly wary, he reached for his ray gun.
Who ever made off with my gun is
going to regret it, big time! he thought, angerly.
When he turned his head again, he found
that his Pepto Bizmol was also gone.
What the heck! There's no one here
but me . . . Then he thought of something. Oh, peachy. It's those
gol danged chameleons again!
"Hey, Bug!" came a voice out of nowhere.
"You threw a bomb at us!"
"Are you nuts? That was my evil staff
plumber!" he snarled. "Go away! I'm sick!"
"Is that what that smell is?"
"Hey, what's with all the warts?" asked
another voice.
"Shut up! Shut up!" he shouted, waving
his ray gun around, trying to figure out where the voices were coming from.
First it's Space Ghost with his inviso power, then now it's these dumb
chameleons . . .
Before he could complete the thought,
his ray gun was whisked from his hand.
Changeling appeared, running around
with a pile of gum and Pepto Bizmol.
"Hi!" he called, cheerfully.
"Why you!" Zorak yelled, taking off
after him.
"Wow!" Sabre exclaimed, watching the
scene on a viewer from Haven. "He's in hot pursuit!"
"Really?" Locke asked, coming over
to take a look.
Knuckles began to dig holes.
Espio appeared from nowhere on Zorak's
shoulders.
"What are you doing up there?!?!" Zorak
screamed.
As way of a reply, Espio began to whack
Zorak over the head repeatedly with the ray gun.
"Dang you!" the poor mantis bellowed,
trying to dislodge him and chase after Changeling at the same time. "Vigasso
beano laga, vigasso beano cous-cous!"
"What?" Changeling asked, stopping
suddenly, causing Zorak to trip over him and fly through the air, smacking
into a tree, and splattering on the ground.
"Ow," said Espio, who was still clinging
to Zorak's head.
"Sorry," Changeling said sheepishly.
Taking advantage of the moment, Zorak
grabbed back his ray gun and turned them both into fuzzy pink giraffes
with no heads.
"Hoohoohoohaha!" he laughed, picking
up his gum.
"Uh oh. That's bad," Sabre observed,
watching as the two former chameleons began to dig holes.
"Digging holes! Oh no! Where's Knuckles?!"
Locke suddenly exclaimed, looking around for his son.
"Um, he's down there," Archimedes said,
pointing down a deep hole on the floor.
"Oh crud. Why didn't you stop him,
Archimedes?" Locke asked, reaching down and scooping up what was left of
Knuckles.
The fireant shrugged.
"I thought he might find something
interesting down there."
"Woah!" Sabre called out. "The chameleons
are halfway to China-opolis!"
Locke gave Archimedes a sour glare.
"Thought he might find something interesting,
huh?" He stood up and handed Sabre Knuckles' somewhat altered form. "Put
him on a leash until I get back."
Sabre blinked at him.
"Where are you going?"
"I've got a mantis to put on ice."
Fish and Colonel Pepsi were nearing
Echidnaopolis.
"Haha! I'll show Fred the Plumber who's
the most Evil Plumber in the universe!" Fish cackled.
"Who is?" Colonel Pepsi asked, confused.
Before Fish could threaten him with
her plunger, both of them got hit in the heads with rocks.
"Ow!" the both shouted, rubbing their
noggins.
"Hey!" Shadow shouted, materializing
in front of them. "Stop trying to blow up the world!"
"Listen, punk!" Fish shouted. "I'm
GOING to be the universe's most evil plumber, and if I have to take YOU
out to do it, then FINE!!!" Then, with an enraged screech, she ran at Shadow
with her plunger aimed at his throat.
"Woah!" Shadow stated, taking off.
"Yes!" Sabre hooted. "Another hot pursuit!"
Archimedes wondered what had been in
the coffee.
"Gee, uh, Fish, are you sure you should
do that?" Colonel Pepsi asked squeamishly as Fish caught up with the chameleon
and made an ugly attempt to suck out his brains with her toilet plunger.
"Y-y-y-yyyyooooOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Shadow screamed as his head was being plunged.
"Oh, I'll save you!" Shift said, appearing
in a tree branch just above Fish and Shadow. He jumped down and grabbed
hold of the plunger. "Hand it over!" he demanded, pulling at it.
"No! It's mine!" Fish argued, pulling
it back.
The two of them engaged in the tug-of-war
of the century, while Shadow grumbled and Colonel Pepsi looked for a good
place to throw up. He happened to know that the plunger was, in fact, a
USED plunger, thus tripling the disgust factor of this struggle.
Over in the Mushroom Zone, the mushrooms
were debating over what to do with their prisoners.
"Let's not eat them," one of them reasoned.
"That would be too much like cannibalism."
"Eww, yuck! Eating plants? DisGUSting!"
agreed another.
"Let's just forget about the plants,
find a nice plump hedgehog, have a barbeque . . . "
"Can you all just put a sock in it?
I'm TRYING to SLEEP!"
Meanwhile, Ivy and his plantfriends
were debating about what to do about the mushrooms.
"We've gotta find a way outta here!"
whined a grapevine. "I'm getting claustrophobic!"
"Anyone still have any ammo?" Ivy asked.
A willow tree stepped up.
"I've still got four grenades and a
flamethrower!"
"All right!" Ivy exclaimed. "Now, let's
blow this popsicle stand!"
"But where're we gonna go?" asked complained
a bean. "If we leave, we're gonna have to deal with more stealth copters
and stuff."
"True," Ivy conceded. "Let's get reinforcements."
"From where?" piped up a pea.
"Oh, come on!" Ivy admonished. "It's
a big planet down there! Surely our kinsmen on the mainland would give
us a helping hand here on the Floating Island . . . "
Just in case you're wondering, Remington,
Mighty, Vector, and Charmy were playing Go Fish in Remington's office all
this time.
Geoffery looked around in surprise
at Mobotropolis.
There were no people. The city was
populated by . . . daisies. Eight-foot-tall daisies. They were everywhere!
"Hey! Food!" shouted one of them, noticing
him.
"Food!" shouted every daisy in the
vicinity.