OKAY, LET'S START THE FANFIC, RIGHT NOW.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate: World Of Light
Kirby and Marth followed the sound of someone playing a banjo, until they came up to an old rusted house, probably going to collapse at any moment. There, they saw Banjo playing the instrument that he was named after, and Tomnyan playing his guitar.
"Oh hey, howzitgoin" Banjo said, still playing his instrument, the backpack he wore squirmed, as if something was about to pop out at any moment. Tomnyan stopped playing for a brief second, glaring at the two, not liking them one bit, "Aren't these the guys the radiant one warned us about" the cat yo-kai asked.
"I think so, what did he say to do again" the bear asked, a booming growl came from the blue backpack, Marth placed a hand on his sword, not unsheathing it yet. "He said that if we see them, to leave nothing but blood where they stand" Tomnyan stopped playing his guitar, still glaring. Banjo stopped playing the instrument, and patted his pack, "Well in that case" Banjo grinned.
Kazooie charged out of the backpack, and went straight for Kirby, pecking his face rapidly, the peck marks soon turned to small bruises, Marth unsheathed his sword, only for Tomnyan to slam his guitar into his stomach, causing him to stumble back a few feet, and for Banjo to whack him really hard in the back of the head with his backpack.
With Mario:
Mario revved his engines on his kart, glaring at Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon said that if Mario beat him in a race, he would join his team, Waluigi sat behind his friend, ready to push the kart once the race starts. The red lights soon turned to yellow, stayed at yellow, then turned to green, the crowd cheered at both racers took off, Captain Falcon having a lead on the two fighters from the Mushroom Kingdom. The two fighters soon picked up speed, heading past the owner of the blue falcon, who growled as he got some fuel, and sped up. Waluigi threw a koopa shell behind him, the shell hit the engine of the car, which started to sputter, but the car kept going, going a bit faster.
Waluigi growled at the failed attempt as they passed the checkered line, going on to lap two. Mario sped up, the kart was going 200 mph, pretty darn faster, as Captain Falcon tried to speed up, but the engine wouldn't let him, it kept him below 200. The two racers then made their way over the checkered line, and onto the last lap.
With Kirby:
Banjo laughed as Marth clutched his head in pain, "Aw, what happened, do you have a headache, that's too bad" Banjo taunted, Kirby ran up to him and took out his fire sword, and threw it at him, only for him to dodge it, "C'mon ki-OW, what was that for" Banjo took out the ninja star that Kirby threw at him, and threw it back at the pink puffball, only for him to dodge, and hit the cat yo-kai.
"Watch were your throwing things"
"Sorry" Banjo said, as Kazooie went into his backpack, Marth got back up and charged at the bear, swinging his sword, managing to at least hit the bear in the arm, Banjo gritted his teeth at the pain, before taking Kazooie out, and shooting fire eggs at swordsman, Kirby grabbed Tomnyan's guitar and smacked it over his head.
"MeOW, get it, no, but seriously, that really hurt" Tomnyan rubbed his head, before shooting a fireball at Kirby, who inhaled it, swallowed it, and became fire Kirby, and started to breathe fire.
"Hey, no fair, you don't see me using abilities do you" the cat yo-kai growled, as he magically got out another guitar, only for Kirby to grab it, set it on fire, and smack it over his head, rendering him unconscious, and his eyes turned back to normal. Banjo smacked Kazooie down onto the ground where Marth stood inches away from.
"Do you really think you have a chance; do you really think that you can win? You'll die, surrender now, or your days will end with pain and suffering" Banjo said, as the swordsman dodged another Kazooie slam, and casted Ragnarök, doing damage to the bird and bear, and then Kirby ended it off by grabbing Banjo's backpack, and doing a backflip, slamming the bear's head into the ground really hard.
With Mario:
Waluigi landed on his face, as Mario and Captain Falcon followed after, "AND STAY OUT" the guard yelled, slamming the door, and locking it. "Well, now what" Captain Falcon asked, "We keep moving" Mario said, getting off the ground, and moving forward, as the others followed, and it was the same thing from there, defeating spirits, until they came up to a bridge, and a barrier of light had blocked the path.
"It's always one thing after another" Waluigi grumbled, as Mario motioned the group to keep walking forwards, and coming up to a spirit battle of Crash Bandicoot, and the battle was going to take place at Crash Cove, and the battle began. The bandicoot immediately took out his fruit bazooka, and fired wumba fruit at the fighters, Mario and Captain Falcon dodged it as Waluigi whacked them away with his tennis racket, Crash then made his way over towards Waluigi and spun into him, before doing three punches, and dealing some damage. Captain Falcon rushed in with a fist of fire, and knocked Crash into the air, as Mario jumped and did a mid-air kick, followed by a mid-air punch, that sent Crash spiraling downwards.
"Ha, that was nothing, I'm pretty much invincible you can't hurt me" Crash laughed, only for someone to come in on a race car, and run him over, and ending the battle.
With Kirby:
"So, basically, we all died" Banjo asked, the two fighters nodded sadly, "Cool, is this heaven, that means we can fly" Kazooie appeared out of the backpack, "If we were dead, than why is that 'thing' still there" Banjo asked, pointing to the ball of light with angel wings.
"Maybe it's god"
"Kazooie, it's not god" Banjo said, "Well, meowbe it is god" Tomnyan said, "Quiet you" the bear said, "Look, now is not the time to argue, we have to destroy that thing and save our friends" Marth said. "Do we have to" Kazooie asked, "Yes Kazooie, we have to save our friends, we won't see Diddy, or Donkey Kong, or even Mario" Banjo said.
"Oh Mario, he's somewhere that way"
"See, Mario's got it"
"What am I going to do with you Kazooie" Banjo sighed, and started walking, straight into a spirit fighter, which caught him off guard, as he was transported to Spiral Mountain. "Well look who it issssss, if it isssssn't Banjo-Kazooie" the spirit fighter (a green Kazooie and a silver Banjo), "Hey, if it isn't… you" Kazooie said.
"Klungo, what happened to you" Banjo asked, "I've been reborn as thissssss, the one they call Galeem has sent me here, to destroy you" 'Klungo' said, "Who now" Banjo asked, as 'Klungo' dashed at Banjo, holding a potion. Banjo quickly pulled out Kazooie and slammed him downwards, causing 'Klungo' to jump out of the way, and drink his potion, turning him invisible, "What do we do now" Banjo said, looking around himself, "I got it" Kazooie shot multiple blue eggs in twenty different directions, and eventually hitting 'Klungo'.
With Mario:
Mario glared at his Paper self, as Waluigi shot a hockey puck at him, only for Paper Mario to use his K.O Hammer, and knock it back into Waluigi's stomach. Captain Falcon cracked his knuckles, glaring at the Paper fighter, as Mario got in a fighting stance.
"Let's-a go"
SHORTER THAN I WANTED, ALSO LATER THAN I WANTED. MY BASEMENT FLOODED A COUPLE DAYS AGO, AND MY CHARGING DOCK FOR MY SWITCH GOT WATER ON IT, I DON'T KNOW IF IT STILL WORKS, BUT I'VE BEEN MAD AT MYSELF. THAT, AND IM EASILY DISTRACTED, BUT THIS WILL BE DONE.
