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What I Hate
3. People Who Put Ketchup on Hot Dogs.
The two brunettes made their way into the lunch room, and over to their usual table.
"Hey guys, what took you so long?" Beck asked.
"We got held up in the hallway." Jade said.
"Yeah, some creep telling that new guy off." Tori said, throwing Jade a dirty look.
"He probably deserved it." Jade responded with a tight smile. "What's for lunch guys?" She asked turning her attention to the others at the table.
"Hot dogs!" Cat squealed happily.
"Yeah!" Andre laughed "Time to turn this baby into an Andre style dog! Beck, pass that relish!" He pointed, catching when Beck tossed it to him.
"Some of this." He mumbled. "And a little mustard." He said squirting it on one side of the bun. "And last, but not least." He said grabbing the large red bottle.
"Andre, I really wouldn't-"
"Ketchup!" He sang, cutting Beck off.
"Andre, lemme see that when you're done with it." Robbie said.
"You got it Robbie." He said, shaking up the bottle.
"What are you doing?" Jade asked, anger seeping through her voice.
"Makin' an Andre style hot dog." He said, handing Robbie the bottle.
"You're putting ketchup on your hot dog!" She growled.
"Tori, you might wanna get her outta here." Beck said in regards to his ex girlfriend.
"C'mon Jade." Tori said, resting a hand on her shoulder.
"Move that hand, or you'll never see it again." She warned quietly.
"Jade, calm down." Tori said.
"What is wrong with you two?" Jade asked.
"What?" Robbie asked?
"Who puts ketchup on a hot dog?"
"Your average American?" Andre questioned.
"No! Your average creep!" She spat.
"Jade." Tori and Beck sighed.
"I mean, ketchup on a hot dog? I really hope the pig rises from the dead and mauls you. I hate that. I hate that!" She yelled as the rest of the table sat, wide eyed.
"This girl done flipped her lid!" Rex snickered.
"Rex, unless you wanna be chasing your head down Rodeo Drive, I suggest you can it!" She threatened.
"I'm quiet." He murmured.
"Jade, I don't see the big deal. What's wrong with putting ketchup on a hot dog."
"What's wrong with it? You- I- It- You know what?" She said standing up. "Here." Jade said, picking up Andre's hot dog. "That's for you." She said, pulling his collar and dropping it down his shirt. "And that's for you." She said, doing the same to Robbie, leaving the two sputtering as she gathered her things.
"Jade!" Tori gasped.
"She dropped an Andre dog down my shirt." Andre frowned.
"You two are on my list!" She yelled, walking away.
"What list?" Beck asked.
"Her 'What I Hate' list."
