(All the villagers leave and get back to their business, except Dash and Mikey)

Dash: Helloooo, Sam. Whatcha doin'?

Sam: (Not taking eyes off book) Reading. I doubt you'd understand it.

Dash: C'mon babe, don't be that way. You should stop reading and focus on more…. Important things.

Mikey: Hint. Hint.

Sam: (Rolls eyes) you? Dash, please. You're a thick-headed guy who picks his nose and scratches his butt when he thinks no one's looking.

(Dash turns red and angry.)

Sam: Now, if you don't mind-and I don't care if you do- I'm going inside to help my dad.

Mikey: That crackpot! He needs all the help he can get!

Sam: Shut up!

(Sam leaves Dash and Mikey outside and goes home. Tony Stark is tinkering with an iron suit.)

Tony: Hello Sam! Check out what I'm building! I'm gonna get in this thing when it's done and become a hero! I'll be called Iron Man and I'll star in three movies; one will be with other super heroes called the Avengers!

Sam: Uh, dad, I don't think you'll become a superhero.

Tony: oh.

Sam: But I'm not saying the suit won't work!

Tony: (Brightens up) yes! That's the spirit! Now, where'd I put that wrench?

(Mr. Stark finds it and whacks the suit's headpiece with it. Its eyes start glowing blue and it emits a slight humming sound.)

Tony: It works! Hooray!

Sam: It does! (Takes out slightly sloppily knitted scarf) Here, I made this to wish you luck at the fair!

Tony: Now I'll win for sure! We'll be rich! Then I'll start a company called "Stark

Industries"!

Sam: Bye!

Tony: (Moving iron suit with a wheelbarrow) Bye!

(The scene changes to inside the forest. Tony Stark is officially lost.)

Tony: Oh great! Went the wrong way!

(Wolves start howling)

Tony: Oh my god! Wolves!

(Abandons suit and runs blindly into a gate which creaks open. Tony's scarf had fallen off in his panic.)

Tony: Hey, maybe I can stay in this conveniently placed castle!

(Wolves howl again, but closer this time)

Tony: No time to knock! (Tony yanks open the castle door and locks it behind him. Relieved, he looks around in awe.)

Sora: (whispering) Psst, Tucker!

Tucker: (whispering back) what?

Sora: (whispering) we should invite him in.

Tucker: (whispering) No! According to my PDA, he shouldn't be here! Don't-

Sora: (Normal volume) Hello, Monsieur! I'm Sora. Come, warm yourself by the fire.

Tony: AAAAAH! A talking candle!

Tucker: And talking clocks. Pretty much any talking thing you can think of. My name is Tucker.

Tony: (Sits down in a chair while Kairi gets him a blanket.) Wow, this is a pretty cool!

Jazz: Coming through!

Tony: You've got talking tea pots and cups?

Dani: Yup!

(A loud bang comes from the other side of the room. Everyone taked a step back from Tony.)

Sora: That's not good.

Tucker: Th-this was NOT MY IDEA! Blame Sora!

Sora: Hey!

Jazz: Well, Jazz OUT!

Dani: Me too!

(The Twosome run to the kitchen and leave.)

Danny Phantom: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!

Tony: I-I lost my way in the woods and then wolves came after me!

Danny: SO?GET OUT!

Tony: I'll just uh, lea-

(Looks at Danny's face)

Tony: (0_o)

Danny: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

(Grabs Tony and uses ghost powers to become intangible. Danny phases through a bunch of walls and floors until he comes to the dungeon. He throws Tony in and locks him in.)

(Scene changes. Dash is talking to Paulina, Valerie, and Star.)

Dash: Girls, I'm just getting married. It's not such a big deal! After all, you're not gonna stop lovin' me, are you?

All Silly Girls: No way!

Dash: Good. Well, I gotta go propose to the bride. See ya!

Star: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Kneels on ground and yells at sky)

(Dash enters Sam's house and leaves Paulina, Valerie and Star while they weep and mourn like they're at a funeral.)

Dash: (Smoothes hair back) Hey there, Sam.

Sam: Ugh. What do you want?

Dash: Look, you gotta get married. So why not get married to a strong (strikes pose), muscular (shows off muscles), and handsome (poses again) guy like me?

Sam: Dash, I'd rather die. Or wear nothing but pink for the rest of my life. So, no.

Dash: Whaaaat?

Sam: Get out of my house.

Dash: Mark my words, you will be-

(Sam slams door in his face.)

Dash: Argh!

(Silly girls walk up to him)

Star: So, how'd it go?

Dash: Terrible. But, Sam is probably just playing hard to get. I WILL convince her!

(Dash runs off like a psychopath)

Paulina: Hello reader. This is probably breaking the fourth wall, so I'll be quick. There SHOULD be a "Little Town" song reprise around here, but the author is way too lazy to put it in. So, no reprise. Back into character!

All three girls: DASH! Wait for me! You're MINE!

Sam: I hope he's gone. What an idiot.