(All the villagers leave and get back to their business, except Dash and Mikey)
Dash: Helloooo, Sam. Whatcha doin'?
Sam: (Not taking eyes off book) Reading. I doubt you'd understand it.
Dash: C'mon babe, don't be that way. You should stop reading and focus on moreā¦. Important things.
Mikey: Hint. Hint.
Sam: (Rolls eyes) you? Dash, please. You're a thick-headed guy who picks his nose and scratches his butt when he thinks no one's looking.
(Dash turns red and angry.)
Sam: Now, if you don't mind-and I don't care if you do- I'm going inside to help my dad.
Mikey: That crackpot! He needs all the help he can get!
Sam: Shut up!
(Sam leaves Dash and Mikey outside and goes home. Tony Stark is tinkering with an iron suit.)
Tony: Hello Sam! Check out what I'm building! I'm gonna get in this thing when it's done and become a hero! I'll be called Iron Man and I'll star in three movies; one will be with other super heroes called the Avengers!
Sam: Uh, dad, I don't think you'll become a superhero.
Tony: oh.
Sam: But I'm not saying the suit won't work!
Tony: (Brightens up) yes! That's the spirit! Now, where'd I put that wrench?
(Mr. Stark finds it and whacks the suit's headpiece with it. Its eyes start glowing blue and it emits a slight humming sound.)
Tony: It works! Hooray!
Sam: It does! (Takes out slightly sloppily knitted scarf) Here, I made this to wish you luck at the fair!
Tony: Now I'll win for sure! We'll be rich! Then I'll start a company called "Stark
Industries"!
Sam: Bye!
Tony: (Moving iron suit with a wheelbarrow) Bye!
(The scene changes to inside the forest. Tony Stark is officially lost.)
Tony: Oh great! Went the wrong way!
(Wolves start howling)
Tony: Oh my god! Wolves!
(Abandons suit and runs blindly into a gate which creaks open. Tony's scarf had fallen off in his panic.)
Tony: Hey, maybe I can stay in this conveniently placed castle!
(Wolves howl again, but closer this time)
Tony: No time to knock! (Tony yanks open the castle door and locks it behind him. Relieved, he looks around in awe.)
Sora: (whispering) Psst, Tucker!
Tucker: (whispering back) what?
Sora: (whispering) we should invite him in.
Tucker: (whispering) No! According to my PDA, he shouldn't be here! Don't-
Sora: (Normal volume) Hello, Monsieur! I'm Sora. Come, warm yourself by the fire.
Tony: AAAAAH! A talking candle!
Tucker: And talking clocks. Pretty much any talking thing you can think of. My name is Tucker.
Tony: (Sits down in a chair while Kairi gets him a blanket.) Wow, this is a pretty cool!
Jazz: Coming through!
Tony: You've got talking tea pots and cups?
Dani: Yup!
(A loud bang comes from the other side of the room. Everyone taked a step back from Tony.)
Sora: That's not good.
Tucker: Th-this was NOT MY IDEA! Blame Sora!
Sora: Hey!
Jazz: Well, Jazz OUT!
Dani: Me too!
(The Twosome run to the kitchen and leave.)
Danny Phantom: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
Tony: I-I lost my way in the woods and then wolves came after me!
Danny: SO?GET OUT!
Tony: I'll just uh, lea-
(Looks at Danny's face)
Tony: (0_o)
Danny: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
(Grabs Tony and uses ghost powers to become intangible. Danny phases through a bunch of walls and floors until he comes to the dungeon. He throws Tony in and locks him in.)
(Scene changes. Dash is talking to Paulina, Valerie, and Star.)
Dash: Girls, I'm just getting married. It's not such a big deal! After all, you're not gonna stop lovin' me, are you?
All Silly Girls: No way!
Dash: Good. Well, I gotta go propose to the bride. See ya!
Star: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Kneels on ground and yells at sky)
(Dash enters Sam's house and leaves Paulina, Valerie and Star while they weep and mourn like they're at a funeral.)
Dash: (Smoothes hair back) Hey there, Sam.
Sam: Ugh. What do you want?
Dash: Look, you gotta get married. So why not get married to a strong (strikes pose), muscular (shows off muscles), and handsome (poses again) guy like me?
Sam: Dash, I'd rather die. Or wear nothing but pink for the rest of my life. So, no.
Dash: Whaaaat?
Sam: Get out of my house.
Dash: Mark my words, you will be-
(Sam slams door in his face.)
Dash: Argh!
(Silly girls walk up to him)
Star: So, how'd it go?
Dash: Terrible. But, Sam is probably just playing hard to get. I WILL convince her!
(Dash runs off like a psychopath)
Paulina: Hello reader. This is probably breaking the fourth wall, so I'll be quick. There SHOULD be a "Little Town" song reprise around here, but the author is way too lazy to put it in. So, no reprise. Back into character!
All three girls: DASH! Wait for me! You're MINE!
Sam: I hope he's gone. What an idiot.
