WWGD?
What Would Gibbs Do?
(He'd read and review).
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"Tony, would you like to join me for a coffee break?"
"After you sexually harassed me ten minutes ago? I think I'll just stay at my desk. I feel safer here. Bright lights. Cameras to record assault. And my own water bottle so you can't slip me anything."
"…. Fine. I'll be back."
"I'll be here!"
"…"
… .
"Ziva, where were you?"
"I had to go to another floor because the coffee machine was broken."
"You went to get coffee?"
"Yes, Tony."
"And you didn't ask me if I wanted any?"
"I did."
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"I think I would have remembered that, Zee-vah."
"And I remember asking you, Tony"
"Whatever."
"Tony-"
"No, fine, lie to your teammate when he's coffee-less."
"You accused me of wanting to sexually assault you!"
"I would never! Sexual assault is a serious thing, and I can not believe that you would
belittle it so. For shame, Ziva. For shame."
