WWGD?

What Would Gibbs Do?

(He'd read and review).

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"Tony, would you like to join me for a coffee break?"

"After you sexually harassed me ten minutes ago? I think I'll just stay at my desk. I feel safer here. Bright lights. Cameras to record assault. And my own water bottle so you can't slip me anything."

"…. Fine. I'll be back."

"I'll be here!"

"…"

… .

"Ziva, where were you?"

"I had to go to another floor because the coffee machine was broken."

"You went to get coffee?"

"Yes, Tony."

"And you didn't ask me if I wanted any?"

"I did."

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"I think I would have remembered that, Zee-vah."

"And I remember asking you, Tony"

"Whatever."

"Tony-"

"No, fine, lie to your teammate when he's coffee-less."

"You accused me of wanting to sexually assault you!"

"I would never! Sexual assault is a serious thing, and I can not believe that you would

belittle it so. For shame, Ziva. For shame."