Okay, so first up, we decided to put Aranya's fight scene in for you all.

Then it will continue on from the end of the last chapter, but the rest of this chapter is mainly just a filler, with only the journey to Konoha.


Disclaimer : We don't own Naruto, any of the characters, etc., or Annoying Orange.

We own Kaitaru, Aranya, the Village hidden in the flames, the plot, stripy socks, guinea pigs, many notebooks, a giant blow up snow globe, a modelling dummy (who lives in my dining room) and a water proof watch.

Ok.

I was just kidding about the watch.

ON MIT THE STOREH.


*4 hours later*

**Kai POV**

Aranya had enough now.

She quickly switched from complacent to angry.

Ninja rule….whatever… 'Cause I never paid attention to the numbers:

Always take the advantage of surprise to throw your opponent off at the start of a fight.

She must have remembered that one.

All I'll say on that.

She charged forward at the leaf ninja, and tactically she went for the kill.

Aranya took two swift steps to her right and aimed a punch at the ninja which scored her enough time to dodge the incoming attack.

Then to finish him she knocked the side of his head quickly to stun him as he collapsed to the floor.

Then she back flipped onto my shoulders and I quickly slid a tiny little knife into a compartment on her sandal, and I ducked as she back flipped off of me and behind another leaf ninja, they were reacting now and as three ninja flanked to my side, another five went to tackle Aranya.

She took the little knife and infused it with her chakra, and the metal blazed with fire as she activated a small amount of her Kekke Genkai.

"WE. WILL. NOT. GO!" Aranya yelled, punctuating each word with a scratch to a ninja's arms and face from her long sharp nails as he tried to grab her.

He fell back to a medical ninja as the other four surged in on her.

Yamato was in this group of four and he noticed the chakra infused blade, and he just managed to shove the group out of harm's way as she pulled the blade out, aimed and keeping hold of the blade, she flicked it three times in their direction.

This let loose three continuous streams of fire loose and it missed the leaf ninja by inches.

Yamato had snuck up behind Aranya, and before I could shout a warning, he had grabbed her arms and forced them behind her back.

He then tied a piece of strong looking rope around her arms, and slapped a band on her upper arm.

"That's enough of that." Yamato concluded.

"Like that's going to do anything!" Aranya yelled. I sighed as I noticed what was on the band.

"Actually it will Nya*. Well, the rope may not but that thing on your arm will."

"What do you mean?" She asked in confusion.

"It's got a sealing jutsu on it. You can't activate your Kekke Genkai." I explained.

Aranya sighed.

"BITCH! Well, I guess it's all up to you now." Aranya said with a smile. Two of the leaf ninja remained with her. Then the other leaf ninja turned to me…


(Continuing on from the last chapter)

**Kai POV**

"MOTHER. SHUT UP. AS THE SECOND ROYALEST UNICORN PANSY HERE I HAVE AUTHORITY TO SAY THAT NO I WILL NOT GO! THEY WILL HAVE TO FUCKING DRAG ME! " I raged in desperation at my mother.

Aranya winced as she realised what was about to happen (as my distant cousin she knew, she also understood what i was saying).

Then family world war III erupted.

"YOU FISH. I, THE TOP ROYALST UNICORN PANSY REFUSES YOUR REQUEST TO STAY WITH THE UNICORNS. YOU MUST JOIN THE LIZARDS OR SO HELP ME I WILL BURN ALL OREOS!" Lissirya Serasi yelled at me.

I froze for a second and the Leaf Ninja took it as their cue to come and restrain me. Aranya looked worried and struggled as though she wanted to restrain me herself.

I was muttering to myself now about burning Oreos and my eyes were wild as my head filled with images of fading Oreos…..

"NOT THE OREOS!" I screamed.

Then i let loose something i rarely use anymore. I let loose one massive scream that was so high pitched, i could have sworn i saw one of the leaf ninja's ears bleed a little bit.

Then I kicked into overdrive.

I thrashed wildly and i could faintly hear Aranya yelling at me to stop. Voices were yelling as I dealt out pain to any who touched me. At one point, a ninja managed to grab me and wrapped his arm around my neck.

I snapped.

I went completely and utterly mental as I thrust my head back, head-butting his face, and then slammed my face down into his arm, and bit down as hard as i could.

The poor ninja released me, but his quick actions made him let go and i fell straight to the floor, and that was when Leaf Ninja poured onto of me and pinned me there as they restrained me by completely trying me up with rope and leaving a medium length up by my head so that they could drag me.

"WHEN I SAID YOU WOULD HAVE TO DRAG ME, I DIDN'T MEAN LITTERALLY!" I screeched at them.

Then they brought a thicker rope and gagged me, even though i tried to viciously bite them.

"Nice one Kaitaru. Nice one." Aranya said to me with a sarcastic grin.

Even though i was gagged, I managed to slightly grin back and winked. Then they started to drag me along the floor as the arrangements that had been made were put into action.


*Nya P.O.V.*

*Later that day*

We were taken back to our rooms, so we could collect anything we wanted.

Well. I could collect anything I wanted. I also had to collect everything Kai wanted while she was kept tied up, with Yamato standing guard.

Both Kai and I refused to eat dinner before we left, and just stuck with insulting everyone who came past us;

To Kankuro:

Me: Hey kitty boy, untie us, pleeaaseee!

Kai: Yeah c'mon! I promise you can play with the string! Maybe the unicorns will join in!

Me: And don't worry, I'll keep the dogs away! Honest!

To Gaara:

Kai: OI RACCOON BITCH! GET US OUTTA HERE!

Me: Yeah, c'mon please! If you do, I can get you something to cover up those spots if yours! Not sure what I can do about the eyes though…maybe if you put on less eyeliner?

Kai: HEY! GINGER DUDE! DON'T WALK AWAY LIKE THAT. Rude child.

When Kankuro walks past again:

Me: Who let the dogs out! Who? Who? Wh-

Kai: OH SHIT. KANKURO QUICK. RUN THE FUCK AWAY. IT'S THE DOGS.

To Yamato:

Kai: Hey! Plant! Plant! OI. OI YOU FUCKING PLANT! What's his name?

Me: It's Yamato.

Kai: OI. YAMATO PLANT THINGY.

Yamato: IM NOT A PLANT.

Kai: PLANT BOY. UNTIE US. NOAW.

After that, I think Yamato gave out an official warning to everyone about us if they came near us.

So what did we do? We started singing;

"LONELY! WE ARE SO LONELY!"

Needless to say, we were ignored for the rest of the evening, until Yamato came to collect us (with earplugs).


**Kai POV**

As soon as Yamato collected us, we left for the leaf village.

Stinking Lizards.

"Yamatooooo why are you forcing us to gooo?" Nya whined. She does that a lot – especially when she's bored.

"You need to go to school." He said, his face emotionless. A sudden thought popped into my head, and I fought the grin that began to emerge.

"Ever heard of Pink Floyd?" I asked him.

"Yes." He replied, his face stoic.

"Well then." I said, looking at Aranya. Instantly she understood what I was thinking and mouthed a countdown.

'Three…'

'Two….' I continued

'ONE…' We mouthed at the same time

"WE DON'T NEED NOOOO EDUCATIIIOOON!" We screamed simultaneously.

I saw Temari roll her eyes as she and Kankuro looked on amused. The damn raccoon was emotionless. Again.

We stopped briefly as Yamato put his earplugs back in, but then we just started singing louder and louder and louder.

The next day, Yamato took his earplugs out because he got bored of having to take them out every five seconds when someone asked him something, because the other ninja accompanying us figured that if they had to suffer with our singing, so did he.

I saw Aranya looking at me out of the corner of my eye, and I twisted round to look at her. As soon as I saw the expression on her face, I could tell what she was thinking.

"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!" I sang lustrously. The leaf ninja grimaced a little, realising that their peace and quiet was finally coming to an end.

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" Aranya sang back.

"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!" Aranya started this time.

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" I sang back.

The leaf ninja groaned. Yamato looked down at me.

"You can shut up now. We're going to stop for lunch." He said.

"Joy." I muttered.

We sat down for lunch. Apparently we didn't have far to go now. Damn. Now we couldn't get back as quickly as I'd been planning. Aranya had her hands free to eat the meal in front of us. Lucky bitch.

I was still tied up, and it was apparent I had to stay that way. So. What did they do?

They got Yamato to spoon feed me like a child. Aranya couldn't stop laughing. She also couldn't stop laughing at the fact that no one but Yamato volunteered to do so.

"If you don't eat your meat u can't have any pudding!" Yamato scolded.

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" One of the nearby ninja said with a laugh.

Aranya and I looked at each other and smiled before laughing with the rest of them.

"Kai? You just got owned at your own game." Nya told me, causing everyone to laugh again. Even the raccoon cracked a smile at that.

A small smile, but nonetheless, a smile.

Ok, these ninja weren't all that bad. They knew how to have a laugh at least.

*On the Second day of Traveling*

"Are we there yet?" I asked Yamato. He looked down at me.

"No." He replied.

"Are we there yet?" I asked again two minutes later.

"No..." He said again.

"Are we there...YET?" I asked, putting emphasis on the 'yet'.

"NO." Yamato said, starting to get annoyed.

I left it off a bit when Aranya gave me a sidelong glance.

*10 minutes later*

"ARE WE THERE YET!" I screamed my lungs out, making everyone jump really badly. I laughed manically.

" NO!" Yamato yelled, completely losing his cool.

"Ok! Jeesh...I only asked." I said, a little subdued.

"Kai?" Nya said, looking at me.

"Yah?" I answered.

"You are completely and utterly idiotic cow grass." She told me.

BITCH.

"NU-UH!" I said, not being bothered enough to come up with a comeback.

"UH-HUH!"

"NU-UH!"

"UH-HUH!"

"NU-UH!"

And so continued Kaitaru and Aranya's famous NU-UH, UH-HUH battles. It was often known as a fight to the NU-UH UH-HUH death by many of the people in our village.


*Third day of traveling*

*Aranya POV*

So far, we're on our third day of traveling. It has been completely boring (except for the pranks Kai and I pulled – spiking Kankuro's drink with sherbet? Classic – for a few seconds, he even started acting like an actual kitty!), and I really couldn't wait for us to get to the Leaf Village, simply because it would give us something to do.

Although the sand siblings were from the sand village (I mean come on, the name just tells it all), they're studying at Konoha Academy too so they stayed with us dammit.

"Are we there ye-"

"DON'T EVEN GO THERE KAI, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE WAFFLED INTO A BLENDER." I warned her, getting annoyed.

She was lucky – She didn't have to walk anywhere. She was either being carried or dragged, but she didn't have to use her own energy, the lucky bitch.

"'Hey Tomato' 'What?' 'Blender.' 'Wha-AAAHHH'" I heard her mutter, and I instantly started laughing.

Trust her to quote annoying orange.

"Hey, hey banana," She began

"Hey what's up?" I replied

"Whatcha doin?" She continued, smiling due to the fact I was actually going along with it.

"Just hangin around. With ma bud."

"True, true."

And so, for the next few hours (much to everyone's despair), we quoted Annoying Orange again.

And again.

And again.

Simply because hey, if they were gonna force us to do something we didn't want to do, then we're gonna make it as much fun for us (and, consequently, much worse for them) as possible.

*Three hours later*

We had just left the trees surrounding Konoha, and were faced with the (open) giant doors that lead to the Leaf Village.

Yamato had (mistakenly) untied Kai and I when we got to the forest, because we would be running on the branches, as opposed to the ground (he said something about how people can be traced easier on the ground than in the air – I'm not sure. I zoned out and had a staring contest with Gaara, although I don't think he knew we were having a staring contest), but me and Kai started playing tag in the woods - Then hide and seek – and we ended up taking about two hours longer than we would have if we had simply run with the others.

But it was fun scaring the shit out of the other ninja, so it was worth it.

Even if we were tied up again.

As we walked through the gate, we saw two guys on guard duty, sitting at their desk looking bored out of their minds. When they saw us – well actually, they probably hear me and Kai first – they sat up.

Yamato walked over to them, and while he was talking to them, I walked over to where Kai had been sat down, and dropped down to the floor next to her.

"Those guards are pretty cute, don't ya think?" I said to her, still looking at the guys at the desk.

"Uhhh-huh….cuter than a turtle which is fucking a llama in the back of a basket." She replied, doing her freaky licking her lips thing.

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing? It sounds gross!" I said, whacking the back of her head.

"OW! T'S A FUCKING GOOD THNG YOU SPACE-EYED, YELLOW-GRASSED TOAD WHO FUCKS ZOMBIES!" She yelled at me, getting the attention of the guards.

Everyone else was used to our arguments by now.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU MAKE NO SENSE! LEARN HOW TO FRICKIN SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU GREEN-BODIED CAGE FACED SEQUINED SON OF A CURTAIN!"

"OH, SO YOU YELL AT ME FOR SPEAKING LIKE THAT AND YET YOU CAN? THAT'S MORE UNFAIR THAN A SNAIL HAVING A HEART CONTEST WITH A RADIO!"

"HARDLY! AND IT'S NOT UNFAIR, BECAUSE AT LEAST IM FLUENT IN THE CRAZY SERASI TALK AND ENGLISH! YA FREAKIN PREGNANT FISH. NOW SHUT UP, POTASSIUM? POTASSIUM."

"UGH! YOU'RE SUCH A-"

"Nu-uh. End of. This is OOOVVERRRR." I said, cutting her off.

"AAAUURRRGGHHHHHH!" At this point, she would've stormed off, but since she couldn't walk, she simply turned away from me.

Laughing I got up.

"Aww, Kai, you know I love you more than I love purple spaghetti on a mud pie."

She knew what I meant.

I walked over to the guards as if nothing happened.

"Hey, I'm Aranya, it's nice to meet you both." I smiled at the guard who was now leaning against the front of the desk, looking at me with a mixture of fear, amusement and confusion on his face.

"I'm Kotetsu, and this is Izumo….it's nice to meet you too…..hey, is she alright over there?" He said, and, looking to where he was gesturing to, I saw he meant Kai.

I giggled as I turned back to him, and answered him.

"Yeah, she'll be fine after she's done taking her cruise down de Nile." I replied, loud enough for her to hear.

Kotetsu frowned at me, wondering what the hell I was on about, until he heard Kai start screaming at me.

"IM NOT TAKING A FUCKING CRUISE DOWN DE NILE, NOR AM I FUCKING IN DENIAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT." She screamed, still not facing me.

"YOUR LYING."

"NU-UH"

"UH-HUH"

"NU-UH"

"UH-HUH! I CAN TELL 'CAUSE YOU'RE SWEARING A LOT."

"NO I'M FUCKING NO-ok. You win. BUT I'M NOT IN DENIAL."

Laughing, I turned back to a bemused Kotetsu and Izumo.

"Uhh….why exactly is she in denial?" Izumo asked me.

"'Cause. She won't admit that I owned her arse."

"DID NOT!" she yelled from where she was now sitting on a stump.

I spun around; "DID TOO NOW SHUT UP, I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE." I said, and turned

back to Kotetsu and Izumo, "Well, it was nice meeting you two. Bye!"

I walked back to Kai, who was muttering about 'fucking lizards, don't understand me' and 'polka dot swirls are way better than fudge stick worms any day'.

Don't even ask.

"Kai" I said trying to get her attention.

She turned away from me

"Kaaaiiiiii" I half called, half sang.

She still ignored me, the stinkin fish.

"OMFG. IT'S A GIANT T-SHIRTED WHALE EATING A PANDA!" I screamed from behind her.

"WHAT? WHERE?" She said, jumping up and running around, making me start laughing like hell – again.

"Shut up, you butt clanging sting ray." She said, giving me mega evils, and turned her back on me again.


**Izumo POV**

I looked over at Kotetsu, seeing the same mix of fear, confusion and amusement that must've been showing on my face, on him.

"Well…..do you think Konoha's ready for this?" He asked me.

I laughed nervously.

"Do you think anybody could be ready for this?" I replied still laughing nervously, but slightly excited about what was to come.

"That, my friend, is a very good point." He said, joining in with my laughter.


*(That's pronounced Nee-ya)

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