A/N: Hey guys. So I was going to leave this one alone, and call it done, but your wonderful reviews taunted me to write more. This is my first Psych&Shassie fic, and im having so much fun with it. I just love these two. Anywhos I can't promise much out of this, but I really hope ya like it. :)

Title: Psychic My Ass

Type: Humor?/Romance/Tiny lil bit of agust.

Word Count. I was told, there'd be no math. :(

Rating: Hmmm PG-13...Maybe R. (Wordyderds, Smut, Violence, Evil Plot Bunnies.) Ya know normal stuff.

Pairing: ! Guess :P

Legal crap: *sigh* I Sadly do NOT! own Psych. I'm simply picking a pineapple from Steve Frank's private pineapple patch, to make my own yummy-a-licous (- It's a word ole Webster is workin on it.) smoothie.

Summary: Shawn does a big no-no, Lassie gets all uber pissy, and everyone knows why but Shawn. That's it in a nut shell ;)

LOOK OUT! LAME SHOT AT SMUT AHEAD. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Psychic My Ass

It was a losing battle. Trying to jam a key into a lock, with Lassie's tounge whirling around in every cranny, and passage inside my mouth. It was like he was trying to burn a map of me, inside a deep part of himself. It was excruciating trying to make up my mind. Stay here and continue with the astonishing event, that was kiss Carlton Lassiter, or break away for a mere fraction of a moment, and get inside to explore him futher. His fingers crushed into my hip, and I moaned.

"God Lass!" I huffed out between breathy gasps.

He chuckled hotly. It was so provocative, that I almost lost it right then. I fought aginst the wicked plan to take him right on my front pourch.

"What's a matter Spencer, what has ya all hot and bothered?" he shot me a look of pure lust.

A deep, hungry chill ripped through me, and his grin grew wilder. "Oh Lassie, the things im going to do to you." I promised. Shaking my head lightly.

"What are you waiting for psychic?" His eyes were burning searing holes, all over my body.

I growled, an honest to God Lassie growl, and fumbled with the key again. My plams were pouring sweat, and my heart was pounding. I felt like a virgin about to be touched for the first time, and in a way its true. Lassie was the first man I had let touch me, and I he would be the last. No one had come before him, and no one would ever after him. I felt him snake his lean, strong arms around my waist. His soft lips brushed across my neck, and floated over my ear. He sucked the tender lobe into his mouth, and nibbled softly. My eyes rolled into the back of my head, and my knees buckled.

"Fuck Carlton." I hissed. Bracing myself against the still unopened door.

"Mmmhhh, yeah say my name again, just like that." His hot breath seeped into my ear, and I wimpered a needy little sound. He seemed to enjoy that, cause he grounded his sex into my ass.

"Carlton." I could hear the begging tone in my voice. I was so consumed with the inferno of yearning for the man, that I didn't even care.

"That was the first time you've ever done what you were told." He bit my neck, and I cried out in pain and passion. "I like it." He grunted kissing the spot he had just bitten.

"I have got to get this damm door open!" I yelled at myself. Lassie grabbed my shoulders, and moved me to the side.

"Calm yourself." He winked at me. I watched him work the key into my lock. His nimble fingers wrapped around the key, and turned it. He had the door open in about two-point-five seconds fast. He plucked the key out of the handle, and put it in his pocket. He moved to face me, and reached out. His long fingers circled around my wrists, and he pulled me inside with him. He kicked the door shut, and came at me again. His lips hit mine, and our hands began to run over eachother. Lassiter's hand slipped under my shirt, and his palms grazed over my ribs. A white hot burst of sexy lava, zoomed through me. I took a hand full of his shirt, and snatched. I heard a faint ripping sound, and a rainfall of buttons pinged aginst my floor, and door. He pulled his lips from mine, and looked at the tattered remains of his shirt. I was too busy drinking in the sight of a half naked Lassie.

"Eger?" He smirked.

"You have no Idea." I breathed, placing a quaint kiss on his shoulder. He eyes went dark, and he grabbed my shirt. Before I even had a second to think, it was flying across the room.

"You were saying?" He taunted with a provoking look.

I dropped to my knees, and began working on his belt. "I stand corrected."

I smiled wickedly up at him. The apprehensive little virgin was long gone, I was much to ready for him. I yanked his belt out of his pants, and let it fall to the floor. It sounded a happy clank, before becoming lifeless again. Lassie ran his fingers in my hair, and dowm my face. I popped the button open on his pants, and pulled the zipper down quickly. My hands gripped the waist of his pants, and slowly moved them over his hips. They reached the bottom of his legs, and he steped out of them rapidly. I tossed them aside, and ran my hands up his legs. The course dark hairs tickled my palms, and I smiled at the feeling. I cupped the outside of his thigh, and kneeded softly. My hand travled higher, and I ghosted my fingere's over the buldge in his boxers. He groaned loudly, and I added more pressure. I watched in wonder as his head hit my door, and his mouth fell open.

"Spencer." He whispered. He didn't have to ask, cause I already knew what he wanted. I hooked my thumb's in the soft fabric, and had them off in a flash. I stood up, and just stared at him.

"Sensational." I heard myself mutter, before dropping back to my knees. I wrapped my finger's around his long, hard cock, and pumped him once.

"Shit!" He groaned. "More." I was more than happy to give him what he demanded. I stroked him a few more times, and just relished in the naughty noises coming from my normaly uptight detective. Then, without warning I took him fully into my mouth. I set a ruthless pase, moving my head up and down the lenth of him. I cupped his ass, and pulled him closer into me. I moved my tounge around the tender tip, and lapped at the salty pre-come. I sucked hard, pulling as much of him as I could. His hand fisted in my hair, and he bucked into me.

"Goddammit Shawn, You gotta stop." He growled.

I sucked my way back up, and he fell out of my mouth with sexy pop. "Why?" I asked breathing heavy.

He pulled me to my feet, and had my jeans and boxer's off in one swift movement. If I had blinked, I'd missed it. "Casue I want to feel you, all of you." He said leaving no mystery, as to what he meant.

My stomace turned in excitment. He picked up his pants, and fished something out of his pocket. He flicked open the cap, and squirted some gel onto his finger.

"Lube?" I asked.

He stood, coming back to me. "Yeah, don't want to hurt you." He muttered. A sweet, fruity smell filled my nose.

"Pineapple?" I grinned.

He kissed me softly. "Yeah, thought you would like it." He took me in his arms, reached around me, and teased my hole lightly.

"God, I love you." I groaned. He chuckled, and began to push aginst the tight little hole. I clung to him, as he continued to move foward.

"mmmhhh, hurts." I winced into his neck.

His free hand stoked my back softly. "I know, baby. Just breath." He spoke so soft, and sweet. He pulled his finger out, then moved it back in. He continued to push in and out, ever so slowly. He added a second finger, and I nipped his shoulder. We both moaned. He parted his fingers, and added a slight twist to his wrist. Suddenly a sharp burst of pleasure shot threw me, and I cried out.

"Fuck! Carlton." I yelled grinding my ass down on his hand, craving more of what I had just felt. He granted me more, and picked up the pace of his fingers. I bucked, and moaned loudly. Soon his fingers, just were not enough.

"Need you." I wimpered. He nodded, and grabbed the little tube. He coated his cock in the sweet lube. He picked me up, and slammed my back into the door. I jumped at the cold, but soon forgot it.

"Wrap your legs around me." He ordered softly. I tucked my legs around his smooth taunt waist, and waited. He kissed me hotly, and lined his cock up with my waiting hole. He pushed in slowly, just to the tip. My ass burned with an searing pain. I gasped, and he froze. He cupped my jaw, and flicked my lips softly with his thumb.

"You ok?" He sounded worried.

I nodded. "Yeah, just give me a second." I muttered. He shook his head once, and took my lips with his. The kiss was so tender, so full of love, that I heard every word he wasn't saying. 'I love you' Im sorry it hurts.' 'I've got you'

The pain started to drift, so I began to move futher onto his dick. He thrust with me gently, setting a careful easy pace. The feeling was amazing, my entire body hummed with joy.

"More Lassie, Please." I begged, bucking into him. I felt something inside him snap. His motions became erratic, furious, and I was delirious with pleasure. The fire in my belly grew into an excruciating inferno, of passion.

"Lass, gonna...oh god!" Then I was falling, deep into the pit of the best orgasam I'd ever had. I felt nothing else, but I heard him speak my name, as his own release took him under. He let me slide down the wall to my feet. We stood there, leaning against eachother for support.

"Holy, crap!" I said once I had got my breath. He kissed me softly.

"I know right." He muttered, running his finger's over my back. He placed a quick kiss on my temple. "Come on, lets go to bed." he said pulling me with him.

"Yay cuddle time!" I said with a smirk.

He chuckled, and climbed into my bed. He yanked me down next to him, and wrapped his arm around my waist. He kissed the back of my neck, and I struggled to stay awake. "MMMhhh. Love you lassie." I breathed out.

"Love you too Shawn." He spoke.

'Gus is gonna freak so hard' I thought with a smile.

(Fin)

(For Now ;)

A/N: Ok so that was new! That was my first Shassie love thingy, how did I do? Too much? Not enough? Just Right? Im super nervous about this chapter, so yeah let me know. Be nice! But honest! I'm gonna write one more chapter to this, then I'm for real done. Love you guys. Thanks again for all the reviews.