Order of the Phoenix
A/N: MAKE SURE YOU"VE READ CHAPTER 2; I GOT NO REVIEWS FOR THAT- yet?
Chapter 3: Hang on Tight, Baby, Cause This Train is Taking Off!
Freakishly Annoying Narrator (FAN): Merusa and Emma decided to do a small time skip 'cause they couldn't figure out how to write the wrath of the Weasleys. I get to fill you in. There was some yelling and screaming, than it was accepted. They went to Diagon Alley- surprise, surprise- and have now just settled into their compartment on the train.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny: *settles down in seats, and begin to talk about Quidditch and the upcoming year*
Harry: Blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
Ron: *jumps to feet in mock outrage, and points at Harry* Blah!
Hermione (Mione): *eye roll*
Ginny: *eye roll*
FAN: Suddenly, the compartment door opens. Our heroes jump to their feet and pull out their wands- jump to your feet and pull out your wands!
Heroes: Oh! *jump to feet and pull out wands*
FAN: As I was saying, our heroes jump- oh you know what they do. It's Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle at the door!
Harry: Malfoy.
Draco: Well, well, well, Potty and the Weasel.
Crabbe and Goyle: *snicker*
Ron: *raises an eyebrow* Didn't you say that last year?
Draco: *ignores him, and notices that Harry has an arm around Ginny with a delighted squeal* Potter's got a piece of arse! To bad it's the Weasel's slummy little sister!
Harry: *glares, points wand at Malfoy's nose* DESAUGEO!
FAN: Uh...why isn't anything coming out of the wand?
Merusa/Emma offstage: *exchange glances* The special effects crew took the day off.
Everyone else: WHAT?
Crabbe (who is really quite intelligent, he just plays an idiot): How do you except us to act out the scene? Do you think the audience will IMAGINE the sparks coming out of the wand?
Merusa/Emma: Just try it.
Everyone: OK.
M/E: ACTION!
Draco: Rictusempra!
Harry: *stumbles backwards and gives very forced laughter* Ha. Ha. Ha. *falls to knees* Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ginny: This isn't working.
M/E: And we're skipping to the Sorting Hat.
Everyone: Huh?
M/E: Take five. Skipping to the big hat scene. No specials. *to the audience* Actor lingo.
Everyone: Ahhh.
M/E: Move it, because as far as we're concerned, this chapter is FINISHED.
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Author's Note: Sorry for the delay, small case of writer's block!
A/N: MAKE SURE YOU"VE READ CHAPTER 2; I GOT NO REVIEWS FOR THAT- yet?
Chapter 3: Hang on Tight, Baby, Cause This Train is Taking Off!
Freakishly Annoying Narrator (FAN): Merusa and Emma decided to do a small time skip 'cause they couldn't figure out how to write the wrath of the Weasleys. I get to fill you in. There was some yelling and screaming, than it was accepted. They went to Diagon Alley- surprise, surprise- and have now just settled into their compartment on the train.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny: *settles down in seats, and begin to talk about Quidditch and the upcoming year*
Harry: Blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
Ron: *jumps to feet in mock outrage, and points at Harry* Blah!
Hermione (Mione): *eye roll*
Ginny: *eye roll*
FAN: Suddenly, the compartment door opens. Our heroes jump to their feet and pull out their wands- jump to your feet and pull out your wands!
Heroes: Oh! *jump to feet and pull out wands*
FAN: As I was saying, our heroes jump- oh you know what they do. It's Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle at the door!
Harry: Malfoy.
Draco: Well, well, well, Potty and the Weasel.
Crabbe and Goyle: *snicker*
Ron: *raises an eyebrow* Didn't you say that last year?
Draco: *ignores him, and notices that Harry has an arm around Ginny with a delighted squeal* Potter's got a piece of arse! To bad it's the Weasel's slummy little sister!
Harry: *glares, points wand at Malfoy's nose* DESAUGEO!
FAN: Uh...why isn't anything coming out of the wand?
Merusa/Emma offstage: *exchange glances* The special effects crew took the day off.
Everyone else: WHAT?
Crabbe (who is really quite intelligent, he just plays an idiot): How do you except us to act out the scene? Do you think the audience will IMAGINE the sparks coming out of the wand?
Merusa/Emma: Just try it.
Everyone: OK.
M/E: ACTION!
Draco: Rictusempra!
Harry: *stumbles backwards and gives very forced laughter* Ha. Ha. Ha. *falls to knees* Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ginny: This isn't working.
M/E: And we're skipping to the Sorting Hat.
Everyone: Huh?
M/E: Take five. Skipping to the big hat scene. No specials. *to the audience* Actor lingo.
Everyone: Ahhh.
M/E: Move it, because as far as we're concerned, this chapter is FINISHED.
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Author's Note: Sorry for the delay, small case of writer's block!
