When Mello and Near arrived at there house a teenage girl with round nerdy glasses and two long ponytails greeted them enthusiastically.
"Mello and Near! You guys are totally my favorite fan-couple! My names Madeline, By the way! You can call me Deali!"
She forced them into a group glomp and Mello struggled to get away from the marshmallow he was pushed up against.
"I'll show you where you guys to can stay!" she giggled.
Two beds in the guest room were identically made with creamy white sheets and pillows.
"Here you are!"
"I have to sleep in a room with HIM?" Mello's eyes glared at Near who was curling his hair around his pointer finger.
"Yes, you do!" She giggled again, very annoyingly.
Mello tossed his cloths into the drawer on his side if the bedroom. "Don't get any ideas, albino..."
Near looked confused. "About what?"
"We all know what goes on under than mound of wool on your head!"the blonde sneered
Near sighed. "I'm going to ignore you Mello"
"You'd better..."
It was night, and almost dinnertime so after they were done putting they're clothes away. They went down the hall and smelled somthing cooking.
"I'm making soup!" said Madeline "And doing my homework." She had a spoon in one hand and pencil in the other and uncooked noodles, garlic, chives, carrots, and zucchinis on one side of the stove, and some papers on the other."
"Great..." Said Near quietly.
Mello strode over to the cabinet liked he owned the place and began looking around for chocolate. He found some non-perails and began eating them.
"Were just about to have dinner!" Deali said alarmedly.
"This is my appetizer"
"Well the soup is ready now. So I'll serve it!"
The brunette set a bowl down in front of the three green placemats on the table and got spoons. Then she sat down next to them.
"My parents are out." She said, stirring the broth."So I don't have to worry about hideing you."
"Hiding us?" Mello frowned.
"Well...I didn't exactly tell them that you were coming...Some girl called saying her name was Color and randomly asked me if I liked death note. So I was like "hell yeah! And she was like "good your the 53ed person I called. Everyone else just hung up, didn't answere, got creeped out, or didn't have a clue what death note was. One person thought I was a therapist advertising for help with suicide" well thats what she said. "And so yeah that's how I got into this"
Then Mello tried a bite of his soup, and spat it back in the bowl. "This is disgusting!" he yelled.
"Most food is disgusting when you have chocolate for an appetizer!"
"Thank you for your effort in making us supper." Near said in an emotionless tone, taking a bite of the wretched mixture.
"So..." Deali started, attempting to make conversation "Do you guys like lemon?" *wink wink*
"I had theese lemon cream chocolates Matt gave me once and they were REALLY good and yeah chocolate is basically the best substance on the face of the earth. Chocolate and Lemon go pretty good together.
Near turned to Mello, his cheeks bearing a little more color than usual. "I don't think she was talking about the fruit Mello"
There was about to be an awkward silence, but Deali interrupted it...
"Chocolate and Lemon are so sexy together in those dirty fanfictions with you guys"
...And the awkward not-silence wasn't really much better.
This was going to be a long week for Mello and Near.
