WHOOT!!!! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! sorry for the long wait
Sakura, Tomoyo, Syaoran, Eriol, Chiharu, Naoko, Rika, Mei-ling, and Yamazaki all reached puberty. Guess how old they are (wink)
Chapter 3: Syaoran Li
I unlocked my room door with the key and opened it. I sighed. It was such a day at school, such a bummer! As I walked in, I tossed my backpack on the floor. I put my house sandals on. I decided to see if I have any messages so I walked over to the answering machine. I pressed the button that was blinking red.
"Hey this is Syaoran Li, head of the Li clan of Hong Kong. Leave your message and tell me who you are at the end of the beep. If you're just so happen to be a stranger or a fan girl, buzz off!! If you are Sakura's brother or someone I hate, screw you and go to Hell." (Beep)
"You have 7 new messages."
First Message
(Wednesday 4:35pm)
"KONNICHIWA SYAORAN-KUN!!!"
I blushed when I heard Sakura's voice.
"Hey Syaoran-kun guess what? I'm sorry but I'm in love with my idol Yugi Mutou! I hope we could still be friends."
T.T why????????!!!! Damn that King of Games!
(long silence)
"APRIL FOOLS!!"
O.O
Tomoyo- "Sakura-chan, its past April."
Mei-ling- "Yeah, its August now."
Sakura- "Oh…whoops. Syaoran-kun, disregard this message and see you later!"
T.T Does she love me or not?!
Sakura- "Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that chocolate ice cream that you love is melting in my body." (Beep)
I grinned evilly. "Oh yeah! SCORE!!!" I must remember to bring some strawberries and order some chains and whips…or ask Eriol if I can borrow his. (grins devilishly)
Second Message
(Wednesday 4:37pm)
Some guy- "Hey there Sexy Mama! Let's go hang out sometime, whaddya say babe? My number is 123-0988. CALL MEH!!! See ya later ya sexay Barbie you!" (Beep)
O.O (pale) "Someone give me a barf bag…"
Third Message
(Wednesday 4:40pm)
"SYAORAN!! YOU HAWT AND SEXY BISHIE YOU!!! This is me, Amy the President of your Fan Club. I was wondering if you could ditch Sakura-teme no bitch and be my fiancé! Whaddya say? Call me at 444-8888. Ciao!! Kisses!! Mwah!!"
My eyes flinched. "Whose she calling Sakura a teme no bitch?! I'll give her a piece of my mind! I hate fan girls."
Fourth Message
(Wednesday 4:45pm)
Eriol- "Moshi Moshi! My Kawaii descendant! I want to let you know that I just finished watching your porn DVDs. Is it okay if my incarnation, Clow Reed, borrow them? (whisper) Don't let the girls know about this"
(Nakuru finds the DVDs)
"Eriol, what are these?"
"Nakuru! Put those DVDs down now!!!"
"But, what are…ERIOL!!!"
"Uh…gotta run"
"ERIOL!!! COME HERE YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!"
Kero- "Brat, is this you? If it is then, did you know that you are stinky like a skunk? No wait, you are stinkier than a skunk! HAHA!!! I don't see why Sakura likes a skunk like you! YOU STINK BAD!! Peeeeeeeeeee whoooo!!! I could smell you all the way over here YOU STINKIN LITTLE BRAT!!!!"
(twitch)
Kero- "HAHAHAHAHA----MUMPH"
Suppi- "Shaddup Kero! You're being noisy!"
Kero- "Thanks Suppi! I needed those creampuffs. Anyway, later YA STINKIN BRAT!!" (Beep)
"When I get my hands on that plush toy, I am going to skewer him for dinner!" mwehehe "Although, Sakura would be having me for dinner…. mmhmmm I would love that…." (Drools for a moment before going back to his messages)
Fifth Message
(Wednesday 5:00 pm)
"Hello Syaoran, this is your mother speaking. One of your sisters informed me when she found some certain magazines under your bed at home. I also heard that you were put into jail and you are grounded for 5 months," Yelan scolded. "You're allowance is now cut so I advise to get a part time job."
Clow Reed, Madoushi, Kaho and Sonomi were heard in the background while Yelan was talking.
Kaho and Madoushi were loudly singing the Can Can song, like they were drunk
"WAAAHH!!!" Sonomi bawled.
"NO!! Jeffrey!! How could you leave Susie in the dust crying!!!" Clow exclaimed at the TV. He and Sonomi were watching a soap opera.
Yelan sighed. "I'll see you later." (Beep)
"AW MAN!!" I complained. "Damn, this is all Eriol's fault!!"
Sixth Message
(Wednesday 5:05 pm)
"Hey brat, about that message……."
Oh great, its that stupid brother of Sakura's I rolled my eyes.
Yukito and Yue were playing poker and were heard in the background.
"HAHA!! Royal Flush!!! WHOOT!!!" (Yue does a chicken dance)
"Yue…what are those….."
"Uh oh…."
"Yue!!! Damn you!! You cheated!!!" (Yukito chases Yue)
"AAAHHH!!!!"
"COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!"
"Anyway brat, the next time I see you I am going to send you to Hell. You won't be able to see my sister ever again!" (Beep)
"Heh, yeah right unless I send you to Hell first!"
Seventh Message
(Wednesday 5:15 pm)
Yamazaki- "Hello Li-kun, guess what? Your refrigerator is running."
Chiharu- "That's lame Yamazaki-kun."
Yamazaki- "Oh about refrigerator's running, without you knowing they run on two legs out of the house. That's how refrigerators some how go missing when one needs a midnight snack. The other refrigerators party all night until its time for them to go home."
Rika- "Yamazaki-kun, I thought you were going to say something like…"
Naoko- "Hey Li-kun, this is Yamazaki-kun the lying monkey. I think you're very stupid since you always seem to fall for my pointless and lame lies."
Yamazaki- "…. uh…. Li-kun…. disregard this message." (beep)
I cracked my knuckles. "Someone is going to die tomorrow."
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Chii-kun- Who should be the next victim?
