TearsxOfxBlood: Fangirls can get pretty scary, can't they? Almost as scary as Gaz. XD Almost.

DoomTaco: Thanks for the tip! I'm not an expert on random, so I'll just observe random people and take notes. XD And probably scare them out of their wits while I'm at it.

Now, before you proceed with the story, you must know that I do not own Invader Zim in any way, shape, or form. I do, however, own Zene and Ella. Yep. You can…start reading the story now… XD

"Oops. I was aiming for him." said a voice from behind me. Ella and I turned around. Standing there was a boy, clad from head to toe in dark colors. Dib.

I said the first think that came to my mind.

"Cool shirt." (A/N Seriously, I LOVE Dib's shirt. XD)

Ella and Dib looked at me, puzzled. It was a bit awkward.

"DIB-STINK! What are you doing here?" shouted Zim, his anger having been completely restored at the sight of his enemy.

"Stopping YOU from destroying the planet!" Dib shouted back. Ella was smiling from ear to ear, "My gosh, it's like we're in an episode."

Neither of the two paid any attention to her remark, and I only smiled back. She was having a great time with this. I was snapped back to the argument when I heard a cry.

"Aah! It BURNS!" shrieked Zim, apparently having been squirted with the water gun that Dib had, up to that point, kept concealed. He had a satisfied smirk on his face.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ZIM?" shouted a voice that was not Zim's, but Ella's. Dib turned at her as if she had just said something incredibly mindless.

"He's an alien. Come to take over the planet. How could you stick up for him?"

"Guy's got a point." I said, shrugging. It was Ella's turn to give me a look as if I had said something mindless. I shrugged again. "Just saying."

Dib threw up his hands into the air. "Thank you!"

"Who's side are you on?" Ella asked me, incredulously.

I think I should note that, while the three of us were having this conversation, Zim continued to shriek in pain, smoking from the water. Gir, following his master's example, was also running around shrieking, but this was mostly for fun.

"I was only trying to be fair." I told Ella calmly. She, however, was not so calm.

"But he's DIB!" she shouted, pointing disgustedly at him.

"Wait, how do you know my name?" said Dib, his eyes suddenly flashing with suspicion.

"Uh…" said Ella, realizing her blunder a second too late, "I'm really good at guessing names?"

Dib narrowed his eyes. I couldn't tell what he was thinking, but I had seen enough of the show to believe that he was now convinced Ella and I were aliens. I sighed.

"I could tell you the truth, but you probably wouldn't believe me." I said. I received another incredulous look from Ella, but Dib only raised his eyebrow.

"Try me."

Ah, and there ends the third chapter. A bit short for my liking, but I'm afraid it'll have to do for now. Thanks to everyone who's reading. :-) It means a lot to know that you've gotten as far as the third chapter. XD Merci beaucoup.

(And, thanks to DoomTaco and TearsxOfxBlood for your reviews!)